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>tfw don't want to kill myself anymore now that it's an r9meme

>>36885593
kill yourself then

tutyuyfuk

Actually , it's better to never have been born

>>36885580
Ikr, arms and hands to me are the most attractive parts of a woman

>>36885735
weird fetish to have since it's something you see every day on your female relatives

>>36886105
That's not really a problem since I find incest totally disgusting but it's kind of a pain during summer when girls start wearing sleeveless clothes and I keep getting hard just by seeing their naked arms, especially if they're wearing bracelets too

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Fucking normies on the right

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Of course Japan would create the first waifu for a penguin .
Also I nocted my thumbnail OP looks like shit in the catalog, might have to try this thread again tomarrow

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What is love?
It doesn't hurt anymore

That bitch can't kill Pepe. Pepe is ours now.

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He's gone ;^( *sniff*

boys club is/was pretty shit honestly.

>>36885492
Well, sorry, I made it look like it is classmate from another country that was acting like a prick.
He turned out ok, it was that best friend who suddenly switched characters

allow me to bump this trhead

He is a failed normie that stick with you because no one else wants to stick with him

no asslicking fans?

>>36885479
>>36885604
That would be nice but I wouldn't want to be into any kind of femdom shit.

>>36885615
That's not femdom, most girls don't like that. If a girl let's you rim her that's total submission.

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get this one give up on the long hair it doesn't look good

>>36885473
Ditch the long hair brother

cutting your hair isnt going to help you because you have fat cheeks and a beta jawline. this can be remedied by losing weight

>>36885388
Same I've been on here for like 5 years and I have no clue how tripcodes work

oh maybe i should have read the faq

wow look at me mom

>>36885325
Depends on the day. When I have the opportunity it's usually all the time im awake, so about 14 hours not including the time i gotta spend nuking food and other shit.

I do go to a dump of a community college two days per week, so none on those days, and I have to take about an hour off on saturdays to go buy a carton of smokes from the walmart.

What a life.

>>36885325
I spend all my days between 4chan and youtube, mostly 4chan despite generally not finding anything interesting.

>>36885441
>>36885485
i spend 13 hours a day on 4chan, youtube, and porn

>>36885284
I'm sorry Anon. wanna talk it out with us?

>>36885329
Yes, yes pleeeese

She wasn't worth your time

here's my latest instrumental

https://youtu.be/dnyAD0scimA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyLigy8XkZ0

this is a great mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1mUiAjHzAI&t=543s

the essential robot mix

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>>36885250
>go to big state university
>school requires all freshmen live in dorms
>must have a roommate
>don't have a friend to list so have to get a random roommate
>look into the process
>turns out i can apply to "host" an incoming international student as a roommate and get paid
>figure if i have to live with a stranger i might as well make some money
>sign up

>get to college
>school has given me no information about my roommate
>meet her on the first day at some kind of meet and greet function
yes, i'm a girl (girl), i promise this is the only time it will come up in the story
>she is from china
>speaks little to no english
>try to be nice to her
>seems shy but okay

>move our stuff into the room
>she has a shit ton of clothes
>they all smell... weird
>like an old person's house or something
>very little belongings besides that
>just a suitcase and her laptop

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>>36885271
>school year progresses
>hosting involves no actual work, they just give you the cash at the end of the semester as a thank you
>roommate sleeps at weird hours
>is often just completely gone from the room for long periods of time
>assume she hangs out with other chinese kids or something
>she starts doing this thing where she will stay up all night typing on her laptop, then fall asleep at 2-3am, then wake up an hour later by alarm and continue typing
>seems like her english ability actually gets worse over time
>definitely weird but i can handle it
>this is when the pooping starts

>dorm has a shared bathroom per floor
>ours is a girls floor, so there are like 4 toilets and 6 showers in the bathroom
>towards the end of fall semester, one of the toilets keeps clogging
>at first it's just signs on the toilet stall that say "out of order sorry!"
>begins to happen more and more
>sign is replaced with a new one: "please do not put foreign objects in the toilets!"
>hm
>toilet is broken pretty much every other day now
>sometimes one will be broken and then another one will go later the same day
>toilets are kind of old but something is clearly amiss here

>eventually get a letter on the door from the RA
>every room on the floor has one
>mandatory floor meeting
>attend
>RA tells us that someone is vandalizing the toilets
>blah blah blah "respect the university property" blah blah
>not surprising
>i know i didn't do it so i think little of it

>it doesn't stop
>eventually the facilities staff just stops fixing the toilets
>one by one they go "out of order"
>eventually down to 1 working toilet

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>>36885300
>one day
>go to poop in the one toilet
>everything is fine
>leave
>walk past my roommate, who is walking to the bathroom
>don't think anything of it
>go back in the bathroom to brush my teeth an hour later
>toilet has an "out of order" sign
>hmmmmm

>next day
>another mandatory floor meeting
>RA is there with her boss and facilities director
>they take turns telling us how awful it is that we keep fucking up the plumbing
>mysteriously tight-lipped about what exactly is breaking the toilets so often
>RA ends on a very ominous "we will find out, catch you, and send you to the honor council" message
>start wondering if she thinks i did it because i used the last good toilet and then an hour later it was gone
>come up to her as people leave
>tell her that i didn't break the toilet but i know the only person who used it after me and before it broke was my roommate
>RA says, basically, "i know it isn't you. i'm almost positive it's her."
>wtf is she doing

>RA explains
>someone keeps flushing plastic CVS bags full of shit down the toilets
>they also contain like 2 metric tons of toilet paper so it clogs the pipes and can be tough for the plumbing people to get out
>facilities people have decided someone must be fucking with them
>RA says she's been keeping tabs on the people who go in and out of the bathroom and my roommate is the common denominator
>explain that my roommate speaks basically no english and i have no idea wtf she is doing
>RA asks if i can unofficially poke through her stuff and see if she has a bunch of CVS bags hidden around somewhere
>intrigue.wmv

>go into my room
>roommate is gone
>open her desk
>everything she has has this weird smell, like a really strong perfume masking something else
>no cvs bags
>open her dresser
>root around
>every article of clothing she has, she has 3-4 identical versions of it
>open underwear drawer
>immediately see a SHIT TON OF CRUMPLED UP CVS BAGS

>>36885186
I think that's my friends girlfriend
Wtf

>>36885186
you don't, lad

It's too late

that's a fake snapchat dont believe the jews lies!

>>36885131
Why not go for other FtMs? Transbianism is all the rage nowadays.

>>36885161
Idk I'm 5'10 and most ftms are 5'4 around that area, is want someone atleast 5'8 or else it gets weird

>>36885131
Go for another MTF neet, transbianism is really popular.

If you're any decent looking at all, just get a "daddy" on /r9k/ or /soc/ and cruise on easymode forever.

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>Don't forget, we are all government. The power of the government stems from the massess of people that work for it, not from the existence of the few people at the top.

right so we don't really need them much at all
cut the government by 90%

the government is IMPERFECT, you said it-I am a perfect individual.

>>36885178
It's the organizational structure that forms those masses into something useful, you moron. It also provides standards so you won't get fucking poisoned by your damn groceries.