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IT'S THAT FUCKING TIME AGAIN LADDOS
Get your arse in here! How are you doing today? Which euroslave country are you from?what do you think of the french elections
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>>36886134
EU federalist here, couldn't be happier about the French result. Now I just hope the grillini-tards in my country will get BTFO next year
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>>36886134
I hope you're not aliberal leftistpro-mudshitglobalistfederalist
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>>36886134
Fuck off poltard.
originalissimo
Is Daria robot show?
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>tfw no misery chick gf
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originario commentoranio
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Don't you dare to let Daria thread die, faggots!
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I'm a girl that needs to lose 40 pounds. I have no self control. Once I parachuted meth and had no appetite but aside from that, I eat junk all day. If I lost the weight, I would be above average looking with no makeup. I have a nice face.
Does anyone else know what changes they have to make but still don't make them?
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I don't know man, I want to lose weight too.
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>>36886050
I am in the same boat, but as a guy.
I think the lifestyle needs to change. Get a job, a hobby, a reason to leave the house, get a new apartment, live in your car for a while, go to a different country. Idk.
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yeah i need to stop procrastinating, getting stoned and get into education so i don't need to work at Mcdonalds for the rest of my life.
i knew people that could smoke and become a nurse or be bigger stoners than me and then turn it all around and become a fire fighter, but i'm not sure if it's in me, those guys were white and being white is a different ball game.
they even had GFs while they were complete stoners, most likely in conflict about it.
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>Feminists don't care about men's issu-
....Well /r9k/?
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>b-but t-those whore bitches feminazis REEEEEE!
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Find 2 more examples of a feminist saying pro men things, I'll wait but not forever.
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>>36886046
Just go talk to them irl, anon. They won't bite.
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shitting in pants thread? 2017-05-09 09:44:09 Post No.36885892
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shitting in pants thread?
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2017-05-09 09:44:09
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Ill go first.
>indiafag, but have lived in Australia since I was born
>visiting extended family that i havent seen in years in Mumbai
>going out with two of my cousins, trying to relate to them despite the differences in language and the fact that i am 30 kilos heavier than either of them (fat)
>get hungry, decide to go to kfc for lunch
>worried about the quality of the chicken, but dont say anything because i dont want to seem like a faggot
>only order wings and chips to be safe
>go back to my cousins' apartment where he lives with his mother to play games
>on the way back home start to feel unusual sensation inside my tummy, but dont worry too much about it
>playing games with cousins and actually starting to have an alright time, getting along with them a bit better
>feeling confident, get up and ask them if they want anything to drink
>stand up a bit too fast, suddenly feel immense pressure from within
>speedwalk to the bathroom as discreetly as possible, but the pressure is too much
>release flaming hot brown goo inside my pants, completely coating my underpants
>shuffle the last few metres to the bathroom, shit running down my leg
>slam door shut, pull pants down and squirt litres of rancid liquid shit into the toilet
>moan, loud enough for the entire apartment to hear
>hear a knock on the door, its my aunt
>'anon, are you alright?'
>begin panicking
>in moment of panic i forget that the door has a lock
>cant let her see my shit coated underwear, not after gaining some respect from my cousins
>too disgusting to put back on
>in desperation i fling my soaking, shit covered underwear into the medicine cabinet underneath the sink
>the smell is unbearable
>pull my pants up, coat myself in deoderant and excuse myself, say something has come up at the hotel
>30 mins later my mother gets a phone call, apparently my cousin found the underwear
>the shit had dripped out of it and ruined everything in the cabinet
>havent seen cousins since
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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Get the fuck outta my country you paki.
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>>36885892
Fuck off shitskin. Go back to your own stinking poo in loo country.
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>>36885892
>>indiafag, but have lived in Australia since I was born
AUSFAGS BTFO
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>,,God day to you mr. Anon. Have you been cleaning your teeth?''
>,,Yes? Well me take a look than.''
>,,This doesn't look good, mr. Anon.''
>,,I'm afraid i have to tear some teeth out.''
>,,Don't worry, it will not hurt.''
And what is your definition of horror anon?
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>>36885891
i've experienced having a tooth broken into pieces and drilled out of my jaw, pic related. it's not so bad, at least until the novocaine wears off. i was fully conscious for the whole thing
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>>36885891
It doesn't actually hurt.
What hurts is the injection and the two days afterwards.
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If you don't want the teeth out, maybe say no?
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Hi /r9k/
/adv/ sent me here. I'm looking forward to going to university this september in the UK and I'm torn between University of Westminster and University of Bournemouth. I'm applying for journalism. Which one is better?
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>>36885858
Journalism is a meme degree, might as well study to become a detective
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>>36885992
detective is a meme degree, might as well study to become a disguised nighttime vigilante
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>>36885992
Still want to do it tho
Just can't choose a place
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>I'll just get casually drunk
>14 beers latter
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!
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>>36885841
nothing, alcohol is fun. more fun the more you drink
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>>36885856
But I've been getting trashed for the past 5 days already!
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>>36885841
How do you get drunk off beer alone? I usually feel full before I drink enough to be enebriated.
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daily reminder that you arent a real adult if you enjoy playing games / watching tv.
youre supposed to put your strong, masculine body to work. who's going to pay the bills? you dont wont your wife to leave and take your children with her, right?
time to grind your ass off nigger >:(
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>>36885822
den u can call me petey pan 2bqh desu desu senpai desu desu
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>>36885822
>daily reminder that you arent a real adult
Why should I care?
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>>36885822
DUDE TABLES LMAO
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No one knows what it's like,
To feel this bad man
To feel this sad man
Behind blue eyes
No one knows what it's like,
To be hated
To be fated,
To taking normie's lives
In my dreams,
There are no roasties
As my conscience seems to leave.
I wield powers, ancient wizardry
My holy vengeance,
I start to REEEEE
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>>36885785
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame (you)
No one cries quite as hard
Beta anger
Now all my pain and woe
Can show through
In my dreams,
There are no roasties
As my conscience seems to leave.
I wield powers, ancient wizardry
My holy vengeance,
I start to REEEEE
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>>36885785
I got my guitar here anon il try and play it just tell me rythm how u want it?
Chords but i can start in G and go high to C D Em
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>>36885790
And if she flinches, crack her open
Before I use this and lose my cool
Then I'll smile, look we're on the news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
And if I ever start acting normal
Point your rifle at my throat
Pull the trigger, please give me a fast death
In the lake, we'll see if I float
No one knows what it's like,
To feel this bad man
To be this sad man
Behind blue eyes
Was I in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxBjmmBAQQ
I took a lot of shit for it all across the web but I still think I was right.
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>>36885764
bro you were thinking of barbecue sauce not buffalo
i think you were in the right still and i respect you for giving those roastie spics the runaround
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>>36885820
Thank you, the way they kept trying to defend their mistake pissed me off.
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You've gotta be trolling.
Nobody is actually this stupid.
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>tfw pain in my left testicle
TWO WEEKS WITH THIS SHIT
STOP IT
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>>36885674
Uh, SEE A DOCTOR. You could have testicular cancer or any number of other conditions.
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Aww yeah we testicular torsion now
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>>36885674
If only one hurts its that condition where it dries out and falls down
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post best boy
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apu with funy penis
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kresi frog
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ill just dump them for you to use
wont include the ones from previous thread
id link if i knew how to
hmm ill figure it out
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>be me
>18 yo virgin
>i didn t kiss a girl in my whole life
>no one ever told me that they love me, not even my mother (random persons on the internet doesn't count)
>today my 10 y o brother comes home and tells mom that a girl confessed to him that she loves him, she also kissed him
>he doesn't like her
WHY NOT ME? give me one good damn reason why I shouldn't kill myself
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>>36885630
>18
I didn't get my first GF and first kiss until I last year, and I'm 22.
calm down
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>>36885630
you should steal his gf op that would show him
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>>36885630
He's 10. That shit doesn't really count.
I dumped a girl in 7th grade
Recently talked to her, she still apparently likes me but
>>>>>engaged
That's some shit.
We're both 20 now.
>Hey anon, I haven't seen you in awhile.
>What did you do during summer break?
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Summer break hasn't even started, kid.
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>>36885597
i spent my time online watching gore and posting about how much i want to kill women
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I uhh, well,
>jack off
>work
>jack off
>chill with friends
>get high
>watch various compilation videos while high
>went home
>fapped
>went to sleep
Yeah sounds right.
Oh, and when I'm not in summer "break"
I
>jack off
>work
>jack off
>chill with friends
>get high
>watch various compilation videos while high
>went home
>fapped
>went to sleep
And you?