Get off your fatasses and join the army
you guys are really shilling hard for the upcoming war huh
and be discharged homeless and with PTSD.
lmao im not gonna sit in the sand for 4 years and risk my life for 20k a year. i'm actually smart enough to get a decent job. but have fun getting sunburned with sandniggers for the next half century
>mom likes black guys
Help me please. I'm 28 years old and a NEET.
I'm afraid my Mom is going to kick me out too. We only have two bedrooms in our apartment and she wants the nigger to live here.
>>36886601
look at the bright side
you may get to prep the bull
>>36886601
kek I hope you do get kicked out, would be funny
You could always go and live innawoods anon, and stop being a big pussy.
>>36886601
>it's another Miles thread
wow
There was a time where I found my first cousin attractive, I would jerk off only to her pictures instead of porn, and had dreams of dating her. This lasted 3 years.
Anyone else?
>>36886550
yes, there was a time when I also found your first cousin attractive, and I would also jerk off only to pictures of her instead of porn, and also had dreams of dating her, and it also lasted 3 years, so anon you are not alone
>>36886608
fpbp
original commento desu
>>36886550
How did you got the pics
Have you tried showering twice a day, only to still have greasy and nasty skin and bumps and pustules on your back? Well I tried a random antifungal cream in my bathroom and have put it on my back 1-2 times a day for the past three days and the bumps are fucking gone! I put it on my face and it looks better too!
You may have fungal acne if regular acne stuff isn't working.
You're welcome.
I've never had acne aside from the occasional breakout but you guys just need to eat healthy and wear clean clothes. Also make sure your bed is clean :)
>>36886575
Please shut up. My clothes and bed are clean.
>>36886584
So why do you have acne? I'm just trying to help. Wash your face often
Do you ever see things that aren't really there? Sometimes I see someone following me but when I ask other people about it they can't see it.
>>36886528
yeah, I look in the mirror and there's a person there
>>36886717
5edgy7meSeriously though, shouldn't you be at some slam poetry event or something?
Dude I think you might have a stalker.
Close the curtains and don't go outside,
Not once, don't show your face at all.
>tfw one testicle
>tfw i will never be a real man
Hitler had only one testicle.
You start with two just incase you lose one.
Just look at it this way:
At least you were prepared.
>>36886483
>tfw no penis
>tfw never be a real man
where the fuck is all this transgender/sissy shit coming from?
how can we fix today's white males?
remember when posting traps was considered trolling? Now it's being fapped to and desired.
How far has this gone.
>>36886468
you're about 30 years too late
>>36886468
It's just a fad. Remember emo's?
Anons, how do you build up motivation? I really need some right now.
>Moved to Germany in February
>No money for language school so learn online
>Alone here and too much of a meme to go find people to talk to outside
>Slowly come to despise the tedious websites I use to learn German
>Haven't actively learned the language for over a month now
How do I get the motivation to learn this piece of shit language? I want to die.
>posting nazi stuff while living in germany
enjoy prison
>>36886454
I thought prison in Germany is bretty gud no?
>>36886454
bro im edgy what u gonna do
The purpose of humanity is to evolve into gods with techno libertarianism but that is only possible if we eliminate parasites.
Parasites are people who just leech of others and contribute nothing for the improvement of mankind.Parasites are my enemies because they slow down the process for humans to become gods.My purpose in life is to make parasites change so that they can become valuable members of society.My prefered plan to change them is by establishing a minarcho georgist goverment that will give them no option other than to work or starve to death.I dont know if i will ever be able to establish that goverment but i will still try other ways to change them.I declare war on all parasites on this board im talking to you neets & betabux collectors.Neets are parasites for obvious reasons and betabux collecting females/traps are also parasites because they are taking advantage of the female sexual market value raised artificially by the banning of prostitution.
Parasites dont only harm mankind they harm themselves because not focusing on improving humanity is a nilisthic way of life that can only give you a depression.You guys are my enemies and i will ruin all of your lives through online bullying and hopefully by establishing a minarcho georgist goverment.So watch betabux collecting traps/roasties, i will ruin your lives!!
I encourage all you parasites to commit sepuku, you guys are all worthless and dont have life goals, so why live?
You're use of resources to that goal seem like a more wasteful expenditure than people you call parasites. You know if you get a job you'd probably have money to do a realistic goal than that government thing, like moving out of your parents house.
>>36886804
What makes you think i dont have a job?
what's it like having high IQ?
pretty dank
>>36886370
Pretty nice. Frustrating, at times, if you're forced to deal with people. Not worth all that much without hard work, unless you're some +200 IQ freak.
>>36886453
>le hard work meme
original comment
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
How do i get one?
>>36886347
that woman has been fucked mercilessly by chad multiple times and he has spread his seed all over her face and in her pussy. the same goes about your hypothetical qt gf, at the very least she fantasizes about it frequently and will act out her fantasy sometime near in the future, regardless of how much she "loves" you
stop getting hard ons for stacy, dumb boy
J U S T
B
Y O U R SE L F
worked for me :^))))
>>36886516
>J U S T
>B
>Y O U R SE L F
>worked for me :^))))
Fuck off you piece of shit.
Calling all wagec- career oriented professionals!
Have an interview in a few hours for a "Retail Specialist". NEET life is best life but it doesn't pay the bills.
The place is located close to my house so how do I get this job? Help out a Robot in dire need of some advice.
I don't know, only two jobs I've had I got because my mom's friend hired me. I can't even imagine how to get through an interview.
>>36886256
idk but I just want a job carrying bags through a forest or something where I don't have to perform or interact in front of people
>>36886256
Go clean and wear a suit. Don't smell bad. Speak well and confidently. Maintain eye contact when speaking. Have a firm (not too firm) handshake. Show up 15 minutes early for the interview. Be friendly. You are a team player, confident, and you are an adept communicator. You have a keen eye for body language and understanding the moods and feelings of customers, and how to best utilize this knowledge to provide the best possible customer experience.
Bullshit them, tell them what they want to hear. Check out the company before you go to the interview, learn about them, what makes them 'unique' (they may ask you why you want to work for specifically THEM. "It's a job" isn't a good enough reason).
Most of them were worthless thumbnails. My life's work wasted.
Help me replenish my collection.
here is some pepes that I have acquired
Have more please
life is insufferable
>Found your dad masturbating while watching porn
>On your fucking bed for some reason
I...
>>36886164
Don't worry young woman, I will protect you from your daddy. I will be your daddy now. I will protect you. He has no right to be rolling around on your sheets like that and getting his ass sweat in your sheets as he gets hot and excited. I will protect you.
time to get some of daddy's cummies :3
>>36886164
Is your dad hung?
Anyone else feel like killing themselves because they feel insignificant relative to your peers?
>>36886160
No I mostly want to kill myself because I hate my life.
>peers
what peers. all i see is old people and older people and elders. can't remember the last time i came across some1 my own age.
>>36886160
>17yr old sister scored 2350 on SAT and got accepted to top college and has internships already somehow
>Brother is fucking legitimate 10/10 who's family lives in Italy and he's in rome right now probably on a beach
>I dropped out of community college and have never had a job at 21