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Anonymous
2017-05-09 05:02:12 Post No.36891434
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:02:12 Post No. 36891434 [Report] [View this topic]

>Mom found my pedo folder and now she thinks I like lolicon

Well this is it for me, fellow robots

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:03:40 Post No.36891454
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>>36891434
I made this thread yesterday

You havin a giggle at my misfortune?

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:04:06 Post No.36891459
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>>36891434

Did you mean "mom found my loli folder and now she thinks I'm a pedo?"

CRANK 2017-05-09 05:05:32 Post No.36891479
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>>36891454
>>36891434
A child cannot give you a child or love you.
It is a child seek some help and stop keeping illegal porn withing arms reach of a dumb stacie.
You are lucky chad and tyrone the cops buddys are beating you with billy clubs.
STOP WATCHING PORN.

Anonymous
2017-05-09 05:01:54 Post No.36891430
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:01:54 Post No. 36891430 [Report] [View this topic]

>You're at a job interview and she gives you this look

>What the fuck did you say/do?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:04:45 Post No.36891468
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>>36891430
>You're at a job interview
hahaha

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:06:03 Post No.36891492
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:06:03 Post No.36891492 [Report]

Realize that it is an attempt at psychological manipulation. Demand a higher salary.

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She's thinking
>"He 'virgin walked' in my office and gave an autism handshake"
>"*sigh*, another non-Chad"

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Abortion 2017-05-09 05:01:17 Post No.36891423
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Abortion Deepthroat 2017-05-09 05:01:17 Post No. 36891423 [Report] [View this topic]

Say you have a steady girlfriend or wife, and you got her pregnant. What if she wanted to get an abortion? It could be that the pregnancy was unplanned, or the doctors found out there's a high chance of retardation. Would you go along with it? Personally, I couldn't. It even happened to me with my eldest daughter. I told my ex I couldn't live with myself, or her, if she went through with it. It wasn't an issue of retardation, just that she wasn't ready for a kid. I still get really sad at the idea of taking my daughter's life, that there was ever even a discussion about it.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:03:03 Post No.36891445
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>>36891423
Yes. It's not sentient in the same way as you an me. It's a glorified dog that gets to talk with age. I wouldn't have mind being aborted desu. Life isn't MUH SPECIAL GIFT.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:05:29 Post No.36891478
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You wouldn't feel the same way if you never met your daughter. You are romanticizing. And I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt regarding any assertions you have to make about whether or not you made the right choice. Come back and talk about this with us when your daughter is dumping her nonverbal 6 year old mixed race baby on you and your wife every weekend so she can go out with the girls on "mom's night out"

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:07:39 Post No.36891520
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>>36891423
I'm not sure what I'd do if it was retarded or the chances were high, but if she wanted an abortion for other reasons/circumstances I'd probably divorce that whore. Ideally, she and I would be in an agreement on this type of stuff- kinda a deal breaker for people for people of one opinion or the other

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2017-05-09 05:01:09 Post No.36891422
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:01:09 Post No. 36891422 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else here /masturbatestoohard/?

>see something I like
>go pretty hard at it
>can't masturbate slowly because I like to cum quickly, so slowly doesn't get me off
>cum
>next day there's patches of my dick without skin
>red sore patches with ripped off skin

Why does this happen? I use lube and I have a foreskin. Even if I go slower it happens... I don't even masturbate every day

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:07:01 Post No.36891507
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>fucked a sponge fleshlight
>the sponge was on the scraper side

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:14:47 Post No.36891641
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:14:47 Post No.36891641 [Report]

I'm gonna slowly start masturbating slower until I get to realistic sex pace

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:16:21 Post No.36891672
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:16:21 Post No.36891672 [Report]

>>36891641
But how slow is a sex pace?

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2017-05-09 05:00:23 Post No.36891408
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:00:23 Post No. 36891408 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I got 6 weeks off from work because of an impending carpal tunnel syndrome
>my boss thinks it's because of the work
>it's actually because I do nothing but masturbate and smoke weed in my off time (I actually do 6-16hour edging sessions)
I feel like I gamed the system.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:55:08 Post No.36892363
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>>36891408

well played OP

Origioooo

Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:09:05 Post No.36892626
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>>36891408
>6-16hour edging sessions
I bet your dick looks like an eldritch abomination

Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:14:45 Post No.36892739
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>>36892626
I recently made a thread with a pic of my swollen foreskin after my first 16 hour edging session. It was the first time my dick deformed.

Anonymous
2017-05-09 04:59:13 Post No.36891386
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:59:13 Post No. 36891386 [Report] [View this topic]

>be neet
>mentally ill
>start not going outside and staying in my room
>start to have a genuinely good life
>see people working that are unhappy
>try to tell them that this life eases the burdens of life
>get btfo by the people I'm trying to help
Why does this happen to me

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:07:25 Post No.36891514
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>>36891386
they hate you for being different and they hate you for being happier than they are despite being defective in this manner
it's not so much about you as the natural tendency for slaves to begrudge the freedom of the unshackled
the shekelsteins encourage this divide and conquer between the wretched exploited masses and the broken beautiful ones
>When there is no desire, all things are at peace. - Johnny Chan, Back-to-Back winner of the World Series of Poker (1987,1988)

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:09:55 Post No.36891553
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>>36891386
because people don't want advice.
they want confirmation that the choices they made were the right ones.
they don't want thought provoking ideas or alternative methods of thinking, they want reassurance. that's why they like talking to people who made the same choices and dislike those who chose differently because it questions their own life decisions.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:11:46 Post No.36891582
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>>36891514
It hasn't even been an hour since you got de_stroyed by wagecucks and you're back already?

Get a haircut neetie.

Anonymous
2017-05-09 04:54:54 Post No.36891329
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:54:54 Post No. 36891329 [Report] [View this topic]

Am i doing this right guys? Should i? Should i not?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:55:55 Post No.36891342
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:55:55 Post No.36891342 [Report]

yes
fuck her right in the pussy

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:04:38 Post No.36891466
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:04:38 Post No.36891466 [Report]

>>36891329
that cant be right

ur gonna get kidneyrobbed

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:10:32 Post No.36891568
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>>36891466
That's what i was thinking but thrn i got her snap and she sent me pics of herself confirming her identity and she's pretty hot

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:54:09 Post No. 36891314 [Report] [View this topic]

>make a new friend
>he message me every day
>he find I have a bf and stop messaging me
being a fembot is suffering

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:57:46 Post No.36891367
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>>36891314
dump your boyfriend
~~goys don't want friendship from grills because all you do is complain. as for the goy that doesn't talk to you anymore - he just wanted to get laid.~~

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:00:08 Post No.36891402
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>>36891367

Yeah this is kinda true.

Friends that are girls talk about superficial things like make-up and clothes and events and stuff, or they just complain about life and 'adulting'. Unless I'm getting some ass, I don't want to listen to that. I can take the superficial bullshit from time to time, but no one likes a debbie downer.

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yeah you have to switch out emotional tampons because even your BF knows you're not worth listening to. bummer.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:50:11 Post No. 36891249 [Report] [View this topic]

>semi-robot in "recovery", "normalization"
>have 3 friends, childhood friends I started contact with again
>all of them have fucked multiple women, 2 have gfs
>I haven't talked to a female that wasn't family, cashier etc in 7 years
>despite them telling me that's it's nothing special and I haven't changed and that people like me I get the feeling I will never have a gf
>I get the urge to tell them to FUCK OFF and go back to my cave

Does anyone else know this feel?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:53:03 Post No.36891295
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It's not fucking magic, and every one of us is unique in the way we approach situations. Focus on your friends and having a good time, don't worry about what women do.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:53:40 Post No.36891307
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:53:40 Post No.36891307 [Report]

I gave up having friends so no I don't know your feel

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:57:01 Post No.36891359 [Report]

>>36891295

BUT...
BUT!
IT'S LIKE I'M MISSING A CORE ASPECT OF FUCKING LIFE.
THEY HAVE THE THING I WANT AND TREAT IT LIKE SHIT.
I HATE THEM, I SECRETLY HATE THEM.
I'M SO JEALOUS AND FRUSTRATED, I WANT A FUCKING WOMAN!

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:48:52 Post No. 36891225 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be a 24 yo virgin
>Start college
>Meet extremely cute religious girl
>We hit it off and spend 2 months hanging out
>We decide to try and start a relationship, but she won't even kiss me because we have to "go to church and see if god approves"
>Literally the next day, she goes to a party with her dorm friends wearing a mini skirt and hooks up with a handsome guy from the atletics team
>Apologizes and tells me she has horrible sexual and emotional issues
>I break up with her

tl.dr: Got cucked by a girl I didn't even get to kiss. Women are fucking awful.

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>>36891225
I hope its not real.I know it happens but god fucking damnit. I hate women.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:51:53 Post No.36891276
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>>36891225
Sucks that happened to you man but at least you learned from it I hope. Women are just manipulative harpies only interested in themselves.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:52:00 Post No.36891278 [Report]

Sounds like you dodged some trash lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OohySgTM_c8

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:48:23 Post No. 36891219 [Report] [View this topic]

>"That's about aII, peace out"

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:53:50 Post No.36891310
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He has the appearance of a robot but is ultra normie, he even fucked a Mexican girl.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:21:24 Post No.36891758
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:21:24 Post No.36891758 [Report]

I think he's a pretty cool dude and I like him.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 05:25:07 Post No.36891824 [Report]

>>36891219
Is this the guy in mutual love with Varg?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:38:01 Post No. 36891055 [Report] [View this topic]

It's summer. I'm 19, female and want to make friends. What should I do and what hobbies should I pick up?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:42:27 Post No.36891137
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:42:27 Post No.36891137 [Report]

Download Tinder.

Get of /r9k/.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:43:55 Post No.36891163
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:43:55 Post No.36891163 [Report]

just be pretty and friends will find you

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:44:18 Post No.36891168 [Report]

>>36891055
>im a girl
pretending doesn't make it so, dude

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Music Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:36:37 Post No. 36891036 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: we support, follow, share, and give constructive criticism to eachother on various websites for music sharing such as Bandcamp, Soundcloud, Youtube, and more.

Post a link to your site(s) and other anons follow/share/give feedback.

People who post links and shill themselves after 5-10 posts without participating in any feedback/discussion are unwelcome and should be ignored.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:37:58 Post No.36891054
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latest cover

https://youtu.be/6hGJXNWdXUg

latest instrumental

https://youtu.be/dnyAD0scimA

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:42:28 Post No.36891138
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:42:28 Post No.36891138 [Report]

>Deep House
>Dance
>Garage
>Garbage
>IDKanymore.jpg

https://soundcloud.com/alexdmac

Looking to follow back any mutants and listen to their tracks

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https://soundcloud.com/kjvalium/culmination

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:34:01 Post No. 36891000 [Report] [View this topic]

New belly thread? New belly thread.
Because we're going to take over r9k

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a femanon posted this in the last thread and it's the best. will orbit 4 moar.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:40:52 Post No.36891111
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>>36891000
I want a femdom belly gf that makes me feed her and service her after she's eaten a big meal.
~~And hopefully she'd peg me as a reward for good behavior~~

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>>36891111
At least you have quads!
oringian

Anonymous
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Looking for an alternative life style? Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:30:56 Post No. 36890955 [Report] [View this topic]

So any of you guys think you can hack it living as a drifter? I've done it for a few years so can you. In this thread I'll be telling you the tips and tricks too living the vagabond life style if you're interested. This is all just based off of my personal experience of what does and doesn't work though I'm more then happy to answer any questions you might have I'm not an expert yet. My knowledge in Things like Bush crafting and street preforming is limited.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:34:19 Post No.36891002
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:34:19 Post No.36891002 [Report]

If I'm living in my car, where's a good place to park it?

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>>36891002
Any parking lot in a better neighborhood that won't kick you out. Or the back roads of a more wooded area.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:56:40 Post No.36891350 [Report]

what does a typical day look like?

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