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>>36893328
Honestly, subway taste like shit. I can't eat their sandwiches anymore. But regardless, I support your NEET lifestyle.

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>OP really works at subway

i like the meatball marina

put red pepper flakes on and mmmmm, delicious!

Misery loves company but misery doesn't fix misery. The last thing we need is to pool our collective despair.

also >>>/soc/

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only normies and turbo erping weebs use discord
at least that's my experience with it

>>36893310
Im looking for some normie-free server (preferably without girls because they are always looking for attention)

NO fuck that shit. You don't want to be living on the streets man. You will be exposed to every kind of stupidity and indecency.

Save $10k-20k wherever you are right now and then you can move where you want.

Sure, but make sure you have enough time to get to Florida by winter. You don't want to be in NYC in the cold.

>>36893356
Yeah but that's the kind of grit of life that will force me to rap

>save up 10-20k

Holy fucking privilege dude. I'll never even look at 1000 dollars

Should I make 70,000 dollars a year when I arrive there also? Just like that

How about you spend more time studying instead of shitposting and you'll actually pass.

>study is learning the information needed to pass an exam
>there are people there to help you do this
>if you can't do this simple thing, you are a brainlet

>>36893183
No
If you stop fapping to yiff porn and frogposting, you can actually pass a class by learning the material.

this is an anonymous board you faggot

>>36893176
Is right you know

Just follow through with your autism. No one knows who you are, pussy.

>>36893126
Anon, don't be a fucking coward.

When I was 11 and first discovered masturbation, I would flip through the channels and look for a girl to masturbate to. When I couldn't find any, I masturbated to Dot from Animaniacs, because that was somehow the best girl that I could find.

Until I was probably 9, I wouldn't wash my hands after using the bathroom, because I didn't know I was supposed to.

When I was 8, I humped a remote control and was extremely fearful that I got it pregnant and that my family would find out.

>>36893054
Sure, it's not prostitution, but it does sound suspiciously like contract killing, or at least assisted euthanasia.

>>36893054

Just post more of that tan titty monster already.

>>36893054
With her huge tits or?

nah you just gotta git gud

make yourself invaluable

Depends whether the job is union or not. If you get in with a union and manage to keep an acceptable record for a couple years you become nearly impossible to fire unless you do something flagrantly unacceptable.

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No its not just do what your told

>>36892996
Too bad I've got nobody to stimulate mine.

>>36892996
Good, I'd love to die from prostate cancer.

>>36893058
There's plenty of ways to stimulate it yourself anon

>>36892980
I don't even care about the appearance, I care about the fact that they're always girls who want to watch 'The Bachelor' and are constantly on Facebook or whatever is popular now.

It's just our culture. Japan has an equivalent of basic bitches too, but we think it's cute because we aren't Japanese.

i refuse to believe that they think this looks good at all

>>36892976

nothing

you have to lie now on your cv and fake references

>>36892976
Security guard, grocery store worker, fast food worker.

>>36892976
if your looking for IT later in life. Try desk job, easy as fuck, data entry need no skills

I came to France to kill myself

>>36892966
I just been browsing /pol/ and using youtube for the last 2 years, but its bad for my mental health so i decided that I need to find a way I can get myself a swell gaming computer and get back into the gaming.

>>36892966
try starting a new hobby

Idk I don't think any of use get that far with women let alone other people.

>>36892880
You're probably work friends?
If it's the only thing you have in common that it'd make sense that's what you'd talk about.

Congrats, Anon.
Only one of my friends ever texts me at least once a week.

Don't even try to understand the woman.
Just keep your distance from her.

Remain friendly when only when necessary.

Don't get close enough to be cucked.

In a sense, take control now by being the one keeping her at a distance.

>it's an "everyone watches anon and can only marvel at how interesting and charming they are" fantasy

>>36892762
>it's an "anon has god powers and stops time and rapes a bunch of roasties" daydream

>>36892899
These dubs relate to me

>>36892750

Depends where you live. Where I live there are Help Wanted signs everywhere. Also: connections.

Chads also get first pick of jobs.
And they get as many as possible.
The life of chad consists of going to jobs and fucking stacy on lunch breaks and between jobs.

For retail it helps to cold call. Meaning show up, ask for manager, say you're looking for work even if the place isn't advertising that they're hiring.

This doesn't work for real jobs (anymore), but for entry level retail there's a decent chance they just had someone quit and need to fill the position quick.

>>36892652
She was a little hot in her own way.

>>36892652
I'd fuck Fran any day, all day.

My dark souls 2 character looks like fran.