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I jerked off 12 times in the last 2 days

Oh no anon, three whole WEEKS!!

>>39637038
whats it like to think 3 weeks is a big deal

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also no fags allowed,

An original bump for the resistance

>>39637018
>implying anyone wants to chat with you losers

This is why you're on r9k in the first place. We've taken over because y'all clearly are not meant to make it in this world and we don't want you to have a place to vent your thoughts and feelings because you're all literally useless lmao. Get a job Melvin

>>39636900
>tfw don't even have this my eye sockets are just different sizes and it causes one of my eyes to be more closed

Have you tried opening your eyes wider?

>>39636900
What's the underlying cause for your ptosis? Myasthenia Gravis? Horner's Syndrome?

A moat of honesty. Yes youre a piece of shit like most so i guess in the end youre a decent person.

Everyone is a hypocrite to some extent.

for whatever reason i prefer flawed girls to beautiful girls. i am confident in my looks so its not a matter of insecurity, i just think having ugly features is attractive

>>39636823
>fake self-summary

if that was her real summary, she would be qt. But you JUST KNOW she wants Chad.

To be fair I did body gaurding for some shady people when I was like 16 for $25 an hour plus tip. But I'm also 6'0 and 230 pounds of muscle and fat.

>>39636818
yeah then you fit that role perfectly. I'm like 5'8, barely weigh 130 lbs. My dad just keeps suggesting things which aren't a good fit at all. It's like if your dad kept pestering you to be a dainty pencil pusher or something

damn this is some good bait but i will refrain from giving away my (You)s

in the event that this isnt bait, anon your dad knows his shit, lockheed martin will get you the tightest pussy when people hear you work for the worlds greatest weapons manufacturer
if you do not accept that job at least tell you dad to help one of your friends get it

>>39636638
Wear a blindfold.

Get new furniture

>>39636638
Move your furniture around. Maybe even get rid of some of it and get new stuff. Rearranging stuff can be really good for yr mental state I feel like.

>Agatha
origami

>>39636659
>agatha
jeez gramps, she died 25 years ago get over it

Dia

>>39636602
>It hates you as much as you hate yourself.

Kek

Fuck I hate alcohol it's so gross and shitty. It's worse then dxm, at least I don't throw up and pass out on dxm. alcohol is like poisoning yourself

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>>39636770
alcohol isn't all that good of a drug. But it'll do. And most importantly you can just walk into a store and buy it, you don't need to fuck around on darknets or have to know a guy who knows a guy.

>>39636583
no
feminists are terrible

>>39636583
>tfw feminists are the only people who show interest in me

>>39636608
I'm against feminists 90% of the time, but being a feminist is mainstream for girls here, so it's hard to avoid. Knowing a few of them I've come to realize it's not really a deal breaker. As long as you stand your ground she won't cut your balls off, and if you connect on a deeper level she'll be able to accept your anti-feminist opinions as long as you're not a dick about it.

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>tfw been drinking every day aside from exam days since I was 17
Fuck I wish we had a 21 year legal age instead of 18.

>>39636556
sorry m8
i dont drink but i smoke hella weed
its the only way to deal with crushing reality without taking pharmaceuticals

>>39636556
I smoke and drink once in a blue moon to remind me how much I don't like it.

I want a girl to make my face look like his with a handjob

>tfw parents jew cocked me
>tfw all women I get frisky with always try to jerk me off
>think they can just slide their hand up and down cock
>never think of using any lube

Dumb women

>>39636527
they aren't used to it like men are so they don't have the stamina to do it correctly
t. someone who has received handjobs from men and women

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If a girl like that is in high school all alone then that should raise SEVERAL red flags.

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>>39636522
Wake up.

Oriii

if shes alone shes probably a fucking weirdo

>implying there is one of us
You have much to learn :)

>>39636518
>implying there is one of us
You have much to learn :)

dumb sissy white boy

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>>39636491
Awh, such a silly lil boi

Literally told me that they didn't want to talk to me after I said hi and after they reciprocated the greeting I started blabbering too quick cause I thought I had found a potential new friend but I creeped them out.
Let's just say I went home and cried and haven't tried to talk to another person of my own accord since.

Hilary duff making her Instagram private... hurts real bad

I worked up the courage to ask out my oneitis and she said yes. Then she canceled on me. Tried to make it seem like she was busy. I asked her out again and she kept beating around the bush. It became pretty clear that she had some time to think about it and realized that I'm into her and she really didn't feel the same way.

Like 10 years later I'm having the time of my life smoking weed and jacking off to anime sluts, so whatever

>>39636459
I'd like to sterilize anyone who's ever used tinder.

>>39636459
DUMB
SISSY
WHlTE
BOI

go to bed falcunt