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I'm going to an hero myself within the next two weeks when my parents find out I'm still on opiates (poppy seed tea).

I expected deciding to die would be liberating, but now I'm just really depressed, what gives?
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how about not killing yourself and instead stop taking drugs
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>>36895036
youre depressed because youre on opiates you dumbfuck.
stop taking that shit and after 1-2 months everything will be fine (Dopamine levels normalize)
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>>36895036
fellow tea drinker here. just brew and drink it somewhere besides your parent's house.

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My cat gave birth to 1 kitten today. Trips names her
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>>36894951
KittyMcKittenFace
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Pornstar zilean
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>>36894951
Kitty and oregano

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>Start getting redpilled, about one year ago
>always considered a friend to be somewhat well-spoken, and at least trying to understand things, so i expect him to at least be open to new views
>want this to make a thing where we can go back and forth about conspiracy madness and shit like that
>try to bring up stuff like trump and triggered twats
>He responds with empty non-arguments
>he brings up racial discrimination, which i respond to with facts like "most blacks getting murdered in USA are killed by other blacks"
>when he brings up islam i respond that there is a bit of a violent culture in their nations
>I try to ease tensions by bringing up something he has to agree with me as a joke. like how stupid it is to label pepe a hate symbol
>He's adamant that because it's been branded a hate symbol, that means it is one. even saying "the word gay used to mean happy, but not anymore" as an explanation
>despite numerous attempts to redpill, he never even consider what i said, he just silently labeled me as "racist"
>recently, he said "it's been proven that russians hacked the election because CIA and FBI says so", and disagreed with me when i said Milo Yiannopoloppoipius is not a "white supremacist".
>When i asked him how he can be when he has a fetish for blacks he just responded "Exactly! But i'm not discussing that with you"
>When i try telling him Overthrowing Assad is only going to increase terrorism he goes silent, as if i'm not even making sense
>he agrees however that USA shouldn't have to be "world police", but does say that Saudi Arabia should be the ones to strike down on middle eastern terror regimes
>Saudi Arabia

What the fuck do i say to this guy? It's like he's nothing but a reflection of the MSM
I know the best way to make him see how corrupt they are is to find common ground, and work from there, but i can't even find common ground.
I didn't even know it would be possible to disagree with one person on this many topics at once
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>>36894900
Don't even try.

A lot of my friends are like this and the election seemed to have ruined a few good connections I had. I used to hang out with a lot of art kids and "punks" but now they are just mouthpieces of corporate-sponsored government.
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>>36894900
Your friend may be very intelligent and well-spoken, but he has an emotional bias in this. He is using everything he can think of to justify his bias rather than look at the information and come to a conclusion.

He is going to use the CIA as a credible source? The CIA is responsible for the collapse of governments around the globe and he doesn't think they would try to protect their own self-interest.

It also sounds like you are talking about way too many subjects at once. I usually focus on one subject and really dig deep. You are never going to "redpill" anyone. That is a journey they must take on their own.
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>>36894900
If they don't want to learn, they won't. In his mind your views are as stupid as his are to you.

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Why do we love Asian women so much? What is it about them that is so attractive?
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they're just like my chinese cartoons
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Your inability to tame a white woman
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>>36894785
lack of deep set eyes
flat nasal bone
overall neonate proportions

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>women have holes specifically designed to produce children
>tfw i'm not allowed to rape them

what gives?
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If faggots didn't exist you could rape women
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>>36894776
Because they don't want to ave some fat disgusting piece of human trash like you on top of them.
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>>36894843
the only determining factor in whether or not you're allowed to rape women is whether or not you're attractive.

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>"Being a virgin is a good thing, anon. I wish I was still a virgin. Maybe I could have been with someone special."

Doesn't it make you happy, robots? People look at you and see hope and possibility. Every girl who said you're a great guy meant it. You're simply not the one for them and they know it. Another girl deserves you; a great girl for a great guy. Just keep on fighting.
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>Anon it's so much better when you lose it to someone you love
>Unlike when I lost it to a dumb whore
>Goes out and continually fucks whores, never settles
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>>36894763
>>"Being a virgin is a good thing, anon. I wish I was still a virgin. Maybe I could have been with someone special."
Who are you quoting?
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>>36894763
>>36894860
It's actually true that virginity is precious and losing it to someone special is even more so. Normies intuitively understand this but do not follow their own advice because they already spend their youth screwing around and now have a habit for it. It's no different from drinking alcohol and advising the young to not follow in their footsteps.

Habits die hard.

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Where do I find a homely robot gf?
I live in one of the biggest cities in America, there has to be a femanon who doesn't care about looks, and just wants another robot that cares about them..
It's simple probability
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What city? NY?
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>>36894727
you know homely means ugly right?
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>>36894727
this. Homely/mousy girls are the best

is it wierd that I find average/homely women more attractive than 10/10 models?

Who else in love with brown girls here?

I just cant get over them.
And they make perfect gfs for robots too!
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>>36894655
>make perfect GFs for robots

gtfo normie
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>>36894655
yeah you know those brown girls, they just can't get enough of clammy neckbearded NEETs who hate women
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>>36894655
Those goddamn thighs she's a real qt I like me some brown grillios

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Why don't you do any martial art,wrestling or boxing fellow robots?

>Insane confidence boost in public
>Can get you fit as fuck with a good diet
>Easy way to meet new people cause you have to
>A great thing to talk about
>can go competitive if you start before ~23 (some even started in their early 30's and did so its not like its a fixed age).

Literally no downsides
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Can't even talk to a cashier
Can't commit to anything including brushing once a day
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>>36894649
lmao you don't think physical injuries (including head trama) are a downside?
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>>36894649
He's a virgin that lives in his mums house. He's basically me.

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My mother would be happier if she ever had me. I wish she never had me. I can't kill myself without tearing a hole in this family, but if I never exsists there would be no problem.
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Stop attention whoring. Drink away the pain or get help like a normal person. No one here will help you.
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Stop attention whoring. Drink away the pain or get help like a normal person.
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>>36894712
>>36894678
I just wanted to get this out and I feel better doing so. Anyway thanks for reading it means a lot to me.

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Ragie wagie spotted, going in pursuit!

Be advised ragie wagie is in the area and is highly ragie and wagie!
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>OP really is a police officer cuck
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>>36894555
is it not time for your haircut?
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>>36894977
>Shoost wagecunt dead

>in the next hundred or so years, everyone is going to be genetically engineered to be smart, attractive, motivated, have good personalities, and problems like religion won't exist because we're all too smart for it
>you were born just in time to know that this is a possibility, but too early to actually experience it
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Look at it this way, the only possible you is the one that was born when you were. It's impossible for you not to be the person you are now, even if that is a failure.
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i fear that day , because that is the day that natural selection and its after effects die ( love)
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>>36894511

I can relate, it's agonizing

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Post the best you got.
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>>36894501

I don't understand the Nissan thing. I thought they were good reliable cars?
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>>36894708
Its a a meme from /o/ on how niggers only drive Nissans.
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>>36894501
What about faggots who drive a prius?

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>age
>who you ask to buy you shit (mom/dad)
>Manner in which you ask them to buy you shit
>The success rate

I'll start
>Age 25
>Ask mom
>Hey Moooom (kind of like Eric Cartman's mom voice)
>Can I use your card for a 4 for 4? (Wendy's)
>Reinforce it with a "I haven't had one in a week or two" (when really it's been a few days probably)
>80% success rate
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>>36894441
>TFW having my own car
>I don't remember the last time I asked my parents for anything besides money a few months back.

Why don't you have your own car yet anon?
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>>36894855
Not OP, but I'm honestly afraid of driving.

I don't feel like I'm qualified to handle a car and I'm surprise we give out licenses so willy-nilly.

But, sadly, I live in a country with very poor public transportation.
I'm afraid that if I try biking I'll run a high risk of getting run over since we lack bike lanes and the streets are incredibly inconsistent in size. There's not always room for a bike.
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>>36895008
I felt nervous when I started out as well, its like riding a bike, a big, ton weighing bike.

By practicing you'll gain much more confidence.
Just know how real drivers handle the road because driving school prepares you for the basics.
BTW where are you from? India?
Because I know driving tests there are piss easy, like turn two corners to finish.

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New to 4chan. Just fucking around with the thread creator. Post some original shit if you want

Kek bless
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Hiya!

Btw using the phrase 'KYS' is pretty shitty.
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Hi newfag!
please leave
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Leave while your soul isn't bonded to the site yet.

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