Would you trade your mom for a loyal gf?
>>36895791
>Would you trade your mom for a loyal gf?
I would trade my mom for a snail
my mom is worthless
I'd trade everyone I know for a loyal gf
>>36895791
>>36895914
>loyal gf
she would cheat on you
>tomorrow the urologist will touch my balls
help me lads, im a kv, i dont know if it's a qt girl or a boy but when im nervous i get a boner
if it's a girl i will be ashamed and if it's a boy he will think im a faggot
tips?
Think about puppies and ball pits.
It will more than likely be an old man.
>>36895696
It doesn't matter. Any urologist has seen things that will scar you for life. Whatever you do in there he's gonna forget about you before you even leave the room.
Unless you're balls literally explode.
He might remember that
What ever happened to sniffjizzer? Is he doing alright?
>>36895551
>What ever happened to sniffjizzer? Is he doing alright?
What is sniffjizzer? I don't browse Reddit, can you link the post?
>>36895573
I don't browse Reddit either, he was a guy on 4chan and his thread was screencapped on Reddit hold on a sec let me find it
>>36895573
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36481025/
>age
>gender
What trait is fucking with your life?
https://psychcentral.com/personality-test/start.php
>age
18
>Gender
Female
Not sure how i should feel about my results.
I don't feel like taking it again, but my big 5 type is RLUEI and it's definitely the neuroticism fucking up my life. Also 19m
>age
21
>Gender
Male
How the Fuck did I score almost evenly across the board
can we have one of these chart threads? I want to find some nice new internet friends.
inb4 >>>/soc/
no, fuck off. soc is full of normies and none of the, ever want to talk to us. This is the robot chart thread for real robots only.
well since no one else is posting here's mine
yee i'm a Venezuelan
>>36896165
gr8 job m8
idk about this
>that nightmare again
Tell me what are your recurrent nightmares
>Followed by a bear in the wood
>It runs faster than me
>Can barely save my ass by climbing a tree
>It can climb trees
>Continue climbing/running again and again
>Being in woods with something like a child
>Followed by a psycho who wants to kill the child I guess
>Having to carry him/her
>Feel like I'm both the protector and the psycho
My nightmare usually starts after I wake up2edgy4u
>>36895399
The other day I watched a black bear WAAAY up in a tree for a good 20 minutes. He was going out on a limb and back to the trunk, I thought he was stuck. Then he started to climb down the tree and that was when I realized that black bears are clearly natural-born climbers.
Also I was thinking about those nightmares where you just can't move fast enough or push hard enough. Basically if you fell through the ice on a frozen river it would probably be just like one of those. You'd be trying to punch the ice to break through for air but being in water you wouldn't be able to punch hard enough and you'd be getting pulled by the current so you wouldn't be able to potentially work at a single spot of the ice, you'd be constantly hitting too slow and too weak. I hope I never fall through any ice
>>36895399
>noon, but cloudy
>no rain but it looks like it will
>walking down the road
>a car pulls up and the door opens
>shot dead in the middle of the day
It gets worse
>Nobody cares
>They simply step around my body
>body slowly decays
>everybody doesn't notice or doesn't do shit
>eventually, even my bones begin to disintegrate
>But everyone keeps on walking
almost 2 weeks NEET and hiki- ama
Very unimpressive, no one cares.
almost 8 years NEET and hiki ama
>>36895571
-b-b-b-b-but I'm a girl.
>tfw growing tits
wtf
There's estrogen in the drinking water.
Are they sensitive? Can I bite and suck your nipples while I play with your cock OP?
>tfw no tittyboi OP
>>36895397
>There's estrogen in the drinking water.
I don't drink water only soda and juice
>that guy who does his presentation on anime
>>36895363
>that lonely white kid who speaks fluent Japanese
>>36895363
>that kid who always ran to every class
>>36895363
>that one kid who sat in the front of the bus and didn't talk to anyone
Who here /The Big Dog/?
this right here is the big dog and this is HIS lawn. btfo
You're a big dog.
originalireiomadamama
>>36895344
for you.....
originaldog
Why did anime go to shit? What happened?
>>36895189
Lower expectations. They realised the could spoon-feed the average anime consumer elephant dung, and they'd eat it anyway.
>>36895189
Flash animation ruins a lot of shit.
>>36895189
Creative bankruptcy
Laziness
Overused tropes
There are a couple of enjoyable shows every season, a memorable one once in a while and the rest is generic stuff or meme material.
Im about to do something stupid bois
Cut yourself do it
>>36895176
Well you already posted thats 1 thing
>>36895176
Damn you're hairy anon
i really want to grope all of the women in my college who have big tits and asses and wear revealing clothes
is it a good idea?
yes
take pictures
>>36895149
EXTER THECC AHAHAHHhahBbHHhHhahHhahha
>>36895167
>tfw i have 2 years worth of creepshots
Mfw I envy the cute girls
You envy cute girls because they seem vulnerable and easier for you to obtain.
But in reality they're just as Chad cock hungry as Stacy. Socialize a little, you'll see.
>>36896672
I think anon means he wants to be the cute girl
Probably because he is weak and vulnerable but misses out of the perceived benefits the cute girl reaps.
Becoming a tranny is always an option buddy.
There's a lot of paperwork, so I wonder if someone here can tell me what are the odds I'd get any money and how much.
Relevant info:
>Female
>Hispanic
>Austism/BPD
>Poor family
>19
Does it matter where I live? I live in a red state.
>>36895085
I'll tell you if you be my gf.
>>36895360
If I wanted to leech off a guy I would just find some beta.
>>36895742
Why won't you just be my gf? Answer.