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>>36897811
Where have all the good girls gone and where are all the gods?
Where is the street-wise supergirl to fight the raising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach there is someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and raising with the heat
It's gonna take a wonderwoman to sweep me off my feet

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
She's gotta be strong and she's gotta be fast
And she's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a herp till the morning light
She's gotta be sure and she's gotta be soon
And she's gotta be larger than life

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Where have all the people gone in my life
I'm looking at the ceiling
With an awful feeling of loss
And loneliness
The after late night television pain
I'm running out of strength

And it feels so wonderful
To swim in our fear
And it's unacceptable
The awakening of life

Oh, uncle Joe
Could you tell me what you know?
I've been having mental problems
And the solution is unclear
I'll give anything a try once
I'll try anything three times
I don't care

But there's no company
That I can stand to be with me
So my dependency on you grows
And I am not very well read
And did you say that I will lose my house
And can you spare me of my pain
And can you spare me of my tears

Oh Uncle Joe!

It was unintentional
When I spit in your beer
I am over influenced
By movies

Let's all go
To the pier
Tomorrow
The darkest pools

Did you know
What lies below
The sky

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https://youtu.be/dIC4VSUE7q4

Good luck anon. You'll do great.

I'll be thinking about you

>>36897785
Youll get cucked by jesus anon walk out now, stacey will laugh at you and make fun of your little cock, chads will abuse you, the mentally ill cucks will beast you

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>having job where you can't get paid to browse 4chan

>>36897704
Take your pills
Origami

>>36897716
Please tell me who you are.

>>36897733
The one and only Joe.

>>36897674
don't post shit like this unless WW3 is starting, idiot

>>36897674
Nani? What's happening? I refuse to watch CNN. If it's a nuclear explosion, fucking hooray. If it's something that doesn't concern me, fuck off.

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>>36897744
>>36897740
Trump fired Comey.

Is that the fuckin egg man?

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quality post to be honest

>>36897649
Eggwoman
Let's marry her to Eggman

This is an all time low

>>36897650
I've been here long enough to say that you are QUITE wrong in that.

>>36897700
No you're wrong. I've been here longer than you most likely

>>36897594
id hang out with the one on the right. He looks cool as shit

>>36897594
Young white people started befriending blacks to piss their parents off, and then they made their offspring feel guilty for being white (because they stilll married white people since they were only being edgy). That feeling of guilt gave birth to the idea that emasculating white men would be good for everyone. However, women then realized they are actually attracted to masculinity but after attacking it for so long they couldn't just take it back. So they started fucking manly black men because that made them look good.

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the real question is how do we stop it before its too late?

>>36897443
>be part of borg like hivemind
>Stacey still doesn't want to fuck you
>forced to watch every Chad get laid constantly
>can clearly feel the feels of everyone that thinks you're an ugly autistic sperg as they laugh at you
>everyone knows you're a virgin and you can't deny it
>everyone knows you piss in bottles in your NEET cave
>Everyone watches every time you fap to trap porn, and they're disgusted by it
>can't even get away from the ridicule in your own mind

Sounds like hell to me.

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>>36897599
>not wanting to be a changeling
>be able to experience true unity with your own kind
>all forms of depraved sex with other members of the collective
>roleplay sex would be their favorite past time apart from conquering delta quadrant
>nuke the wormhole to trap the other species in with borg and their squabbles
>bunch of species that worship your kind as gods
>all you do daily is revel in hedonistic pleasures of flesh and study the universe in your boredom

Listen to https://bambisleep.blogspot.com/ enough times. The discord for it is literally a bunch of brainwashed crossdressers going by the same name.

you have to post your ass first and then you get one here

post face and i'll be ur bf :3

date an ugly guy

>>36897423
I rather be a proportionate manlet than an awkward creature with long legs and a short torso and arms

>>36897423
You know that this "surgery" will fuck your mobility up for life and not raise you out of manlet status right?

>>36897423
please don't take the manlet memes seriously

like>>36897472 said you'll be disproportionate, waste thousands of dollars, and possibly fuck up your legs for life

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What was the purpose of this thread?

Oregami.

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What is your opinion on Dead robots, is he /ourguy/?

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Ah I remember being an edgyfag 16yo listening to black metal.

hey im taylor swift pls give 1 lik on my music on da interweeb (youtube= ) ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4jDSRCLIJw

chill ass stream right here

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>>36897380

okay taylor

>>36897245
>It used to be a really good app
It was always cancer

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Simple minds have simple pleasures

Snapchat is for nudes

I wish I had a pizza right now

Fuck that looks good. Jealous of your delicious Dominos, senpai

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And this isn't the same pizza as yesterday. Timestamp related

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I have loads of "favorites"...

I mean, sheesh...Raisin Bran(stiff or soggy)...Apple Jacks...Honey Nut Cheerios...Fruit/Cocoa Pebbles...Frosted Flakes(stiff or soggy)...Shredded Mini Wheats(soggy)...Rice Krispies(with loads of sugar)...Fruit Loops...Frosted Cheerios...


Meh...

>>36897192
I rotate between Franken Berry, Great Grains Cranberry Almond Crunch, and Cascadian Farms Chocolate whatever-the-fuck (clusters I think)

>>36897192
Coffee and cigarettes. The breakfast of champions.