If a 6/10 girl offered you a pity fuck with no strings attached, would you do it?
>>36898448
If there were not strings attached, yeah sure I guess.
But there's no honest woman that would do that. It'd come back to bite me in the ass at some point.
No, I do not pity her enough.
>>36898448
Of course. Even with some strings attached would accept. Whatever it takes to stop this boredom and loneliness
Every human should be allowed to end his life, we were put in this evil world by a cruel vagina and now we're forced to enslave ourselves 10 hours a day everyday for the rest of our lives.
Look, I want to die, but I don't want to suffer doing so, I want a painless death. Is that much to ask? I don't like going out, I don't like people. People are evil, homo homini lupus. I am a loser, I suck at everything, my genes suck.
Please tell me why euthanasia or assisted suicide is illegal? OMG I'm forced to keep living this shitty life until the day I die naturally. That'd be like 50 years of pure suffering and pain.
You can kill yourself anytime you like. But you can't enlist someone else to kill you because that's assisted murder. And the Supreme Court says the State has a compelling interest in preserving human life.
>>36898406
Euthanasia isnt legal because the state would lose tens of thousands thousands economic batteries overnight
Jump off a cliff? Seriously EZ and painless what are you waiting for
Been edging this badboy for a half hour
Any fembots down for some phone sex?
>>36898366
thats fuckin terrifyin
>>36898366
That's a cool dick. How long is that?
>>36898366
Is that like 7 inches around?
>you can't prove me wrong
>being 6'2" is nice, it limits your ability to fuck hot short girls.
>anything over 6'2" is too tall anyways.
>6'0 is too short
>6'1' dudes get to the cute short girls and the tall 5'10 models
Lets guess OPs height
>>36898478
I'm a 5'10 manlet that wishes to be 6'1.
6'1 here, would rather be 6'2 desu
You will not Chex mix.
>>36898235
superior snack mix coming through nigger
>>36898235
I will Mhex cix!
Don't tell me what I can and can't do pleb
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
HE THINKS IM CUTE AND LETS ME BE THE LITTLE SPOON I LOVE HIM
>>36898066
Show nudes sexy fembot.
>>36898113
>Fembot
I think you're lost
I don't know if it's intentional, but with that OP pic it sounds exactly like the kind of post Mayuri would right. If you did that on purpose, grats.
Why are these so many poltard threads? Can't these fucks go back to their containment board.
Also here's an Elsa Jean
>>36898023
Made maugh I figured this thread was a raid by you blacked cucks
>>36898023
4chan is a containment site.
if you have an issue with people shitposting and expressing views you don't agree with then your on the wrong fucking site.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/suicide/
>>36898193
Go back to pol you fucking virgin
What is a mother's immediate reaction the second she learns her son has killed himself?
Probably screams
>>36897979
OOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOD WHAT DID I DO WRONG
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY POOR BABY, I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST HEARD YOUR HEARTBEAT. YOU POOR SWEET CHILD
PLEASE COME BACK, I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS. I'M NOT GOING TOO!
>>36897979
She's probably gonna freak out but then get over it when she realizes she no longer has to take care of her loser freeloading son.
Hey niggers, how does it feel to know you'll never be as superior as whites?
>>36897955
Wrong picture?
That guy cucked af
>>36897955
Hey whites, how does it feel to know you'll never be superior to Jews?
>>36898001
I consider Jews to be half-niggers.
>aquire nudes(vids and pics) of cutest girl in campus through fuckboi friend
>everyone has a crush on her but she has bf(other friend of mine too)
>ig model tier with gigantic tits
>start bumping that shit around and trading them for nudes of other girls as if they were pokemon cards
>show them to bi faggot friend who I thought was trustworthy
>mfw when she's friends with tons of girls
>didnt slip through my mind that he was friends with her
>he tells her
>get confronted by her and let her go through my phone
>I got nothing to hide, thats what Dropbox is for
>she tells me that the faggot told her the girl in the vids had her exact bracelet and bathroom exterior so she extreme doubts me
>tells me shes gonna throw a lawsuit at me if I dont show her and tell her who the provider was
>seriously?
>turn the tables and tell her shes the one whos gonna get the negative impact since shes cheating on her bf and everyone will find out
>basicly blackmailing her
>feels good man
What do next?
>>36897933
>What do next?
Well obviously post them. Please
>>36897933
let's see em OP
>>36897933
Continue your porn empire until you have a picture of every roastie on campus. Then print all of them, put all the prints inside your trunk, leave the trunk open and drive around campus.
do you still have your comfy daily moments, when everything is alright, cosy and warm, right?
mine is pic related
>>36897918
can't we have a comfy thread?
I'm comfy right now in bed
>>36897918
Yes anon.
If you reply to this comment with "anon keep me comfy won't you " you will be blessed with extra comfy moments for the next three months
>Daddy, how much do I remind you of mommy? :)
Are you that guy whose always posting that crying girl?
>>36897952
No I'm your daughter, silly. :)>implying I'm a guy
>>36897909
alot
>you do nothing but whine and bitch
>you are incapable of living on your own and getting a job
>and you're probably getting fucked by a nigger behind my back
>girl on a skateboard smiled at me
Reeee!!!!!
Get out! Get out!
Oregano etc
>>36897997
REEEE
don't reeee at op I reee at you
REEEE
>>36897900
She has too much free testosterone and will try to fun in your boipucci.
>Why can't you just be normal like your bother or sister anon?
How am I supposed to answer this?
>>36897851
Tell them "If you don't think I'm normal, get me checked at a psychiatrist. Maybe there's something wrong with me if I don't stack up to the people who were also raised by you." and start swimming in NEETbux.
>>36897896
I'm too "high functioning" for NEETbux according to my parents and my psychiatrist.
>struggle in school, get okay grades (mainy Bs)
>anon why are you so slow compared to your older brother? Are you stupid?
>just happen to take longer to learn shit and need a more practice compared to my more talented brother
An adult calling a kid stupid is fucking awful. I honestly think it's probably one of the best ways to break their self esteem.
where do you live? post one thing you like about your city and one thing you hate.
>pittsburgh
>good
cheap rent
>bad
not much to do
>>36897844
Aye my nigga. Erie here. It's a shithole
>good
I live far enough away from the city
>bad
It's fucking Erie.
Puerto Rico
>good
Everybody's friendly and genuine.
>bad
There's more debt than water surrounding us and everybody blames the next person over.
>Wichita
>Good
It's a pretty quiet city.
>Bad
I'm still alive.