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eww no
he looks fucking ugly

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I hav the same chin

>>39375137
me on the Ieft and the right

>>39375009
"i played with a knife once and messed up stay in school kids"

thats what i did when i was instructing swim lessons
they only asked once

>>39375009
It's an odd location, self-harm shouldn't be on anyone's mind. Just say you were climbing a fence and there was a nail sticking out or whatever.

tell them you were trying to cut your head off and missed

Seriously, get help.

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>>39375004
>use the other ones bum as a fanny!>

>>39375004
Willy wars is when you hit each other's peepees until one loses.

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>>39375002
Garentee you won't, faggot.

Remember OP, it's not about being perfect, it's about doing the right thing more often. Maybe you fuck up 30 times and get 1 thing right. Tomorrow, you get 2 things right, and you're on the right path.

>Starting tomorrow
That is the philosophy that is bringing you down. It's now or never.

>>39374960
> go on omegle
Can't see shit bc shitty internet connection
REEEEEEEEE

>>39374960
Ever heard of kageshi?
https://www.kageshi.com/rooms

>>39375155
yes

have to make an account to get into rooms

fuck that

>>39374844
>I refuse to believe there's actually that many fathers out there who want to have sex with their daughters
Are you baiting, or stupid?

Idk but it's been pissing me the fuck off lately. Nothing gets me from precum to limp wet noodle faster than some cunty Stacy shouting "Daddy" while her face is plastered with Peter North's nut butter.

Back to square fucking one.

It's the other way around, girls have father complexes quite often.

just think about all the money you're making

>>39374837
>working 10 hours is hard
what the fuck is wrong with you. Try working 12 hours a day for 3/5 of the week you fucking loser.

>>39374843
It's minimum wage though, so like $90 max.

>>39374816

Well, it looks like you still have a foreskin, so be grateful for that.

At least you weren't mutilated by the Jews like me. Doesn't matter if you have a big dick if you get no pleasure out of it.

>>39374816
That doesn't look that small desu, at least you have girth.

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i would worship desu. if balls look good i would be all over

>Are the autistic english teachers over there not doing their jobs?
You realize this is just a front for ugly white guys to fuck nip girls right

>>39374812
Most of them don't actually want to learn and put in the minimum amount of effort they need to in order to pass their exams. They also more than likely don't use it at all after graduation.

My dream is about to be realized!

Hmm I believe in the power of teamwork but I don't think Soul Caliber 3 is going to teach me Japanese. Mortal Kombat though, yandere.

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Stop trying to fix symptoms of your problem and fix the cause of it. Kill your father.

>>39374757
>get blackout drunk
>sit quietly and bother no one
>stay in room whole time
>wake up with father screaming once he feels I've drank too much
This has been happening for the past three years for no reason, ever sense he realised I had nowhere else to go and decided to stop playing nice (he's abandonment issues, and I'm twenty eight and he never wants me to leave).

>tfw him bitching if he finds a pencil sized dot in bathroom tub

That he sees when he literally cleans it everyday, then bitches about it for hours off and on yet never lets anyone else clean and just want to hold it over everyone's heads and gets clingy to the point of not letting his wife do anything by herself and gets mad when you don't pay attention to him.

>>it hurt me to wash off that speck that I would have washed off anyway due to my OCD habits

Damned be anyone with OCD. Trade me fucking houses you faggot ass OP.

>>39374810
>post le smug Wendy's girl
Opinion discarded.

>>39374746
2 faggots that died... whoopti doo

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>*blocks your homosexual faggot path*

>>39374846
butthurt SJW

>>39374665
that is the nice thing about being dirt
when it all comes crumbling down
it isn't you who falls

I'm not killing myself because I get the feeling there's something terrible on the other side. Not some god ordained punishment or anything, just some form of horrifying state that occurs out of the sheer uncaring and haphazard nature of the universe.

>>39374736
>Not some god ordained punishment or anything, just some form of horrifying state that occurs out of the sheer uncaring and haphazard nature of the universe.

If the the multiverse theory is true, maybe our consciousness is awoken in an alternate version of ourselves each time we die. I can't wait to live as the Chad version of myself.

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BLOOOOO TOOT TOOT WOPPER

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ayy
doubles

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>>39374696
shit
nvm gg

I know that feel op. I heard theyre making a new one on ps4 about fucking time I cant play the 3ds it's too small for my hands

>Tfw your favorite vidya is Bloodborne
>Tfw you don't live in Bloodborne universe

Feels fucking GOOD man.

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>>39374559
Yeah it looks pretty good. A bit casualized but will be good to finally have a console MH in english again. I don't want to wait until next spring for it :(
>>39374564
Bloodborne is very good, but yeah it's not comfy at all. I would hate to live there

>tfw in love with my cousin
your pain doesn't compare to mine

>>39374387
Become a girl not to late to start HRT

>tfw reading the comment above mine
What have i done 4chan i know people are weird but WTF /r9k/