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>>36900193
Wtf are you on about? Why are you hiding money in easily stealable places? Is it change? I'm not saying what happened to you was justified, but if you're living with a thief...Well, shit goes missing. Kick someone's ass out or buy a safe.

>>36900193

Maybe you can trade in some of your Good Boy Points for dollars, anon. Might have to skip a few servings of tendies, but sometimes life is hard.

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>>36900193
>I fucking worked for that

>>36900159
>paragraph replies

>>36900159
too much my dude
too much too soon

Give her the benefit of the doubt for the time being. If you don't get a response by tommorow, something may be up

It made my dick not work.

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>>36900147
Just some acne medication

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I've got a fever

and the only prescription

IS MORE

C O W B E L L
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>>36900097
>life
No u

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPg3JmN6iq

http://vocaroo.com/i/s084gths6yJ0

That is disturbing

I just realized that you post here alot


Stop posting ur dick on the interent for attention and actually get medical help

yes, if a woman sees a dry dick she instinctively want to moisturise it

Because I devirginized my fiancee already.

She seems a bit too young.

>>36900055
That guy must be a massive cuck.

>>36900039
Don't you need a bank account to have a PayPal account?

>>36900156
no. i have a paypal account where I've been able to send and receive money for a couple years now. I just never verified it, and for some reason that's a requirement with this website.

>go to bank
>"Hi, I want to open a checking account"
>agree to some stuff, make an initial deposit, wait for your debit card in the mail
There are some fees that come with having one but most banks also have ways to waive that fee, I don't get charged for my checking as long as I use my debit card at least 10 times a month of have a minimum of 500 dollars directly deposited each month and I don't get charged for my savings as long as I have a minimum of 25 dollars automatically transferred from my checking into my savings each month

bad economics

>>36900033
race mixing and consumer culture. no one knows who they are anymore

Single mothers, reality TV, and internet culture.
t. Millennial

>>36900007
so close to the holy quints

>>36900007
almost know those feels, except without them missing me

>>36900007
Ye, sometimes I suffocate my friend and then he goes silent, so I stop interactions until he checks on me
but I'm afraid that if I give him too much time he'll just grow away from me to a point where the friendship is just
unjustified.

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>Family is wealthy
>They could literally support my NEETdom forever for a pittance (to them)
>They refuse because "we expect more from you"

I'M A LOSER. JUST ACCEPT IT

>>36899988
You can just ignore them. They won't kick you out.

>>36899988
You could do far more than a dozen wagies by investing some of their money in a company and then living off the dividends and shit.
That money would allow the company to do far more, make more, employ more people and pay more tax to society than a dozen minimum wagekeks.

>>36899842
Goddammit I meant to say faces of /r9k/ thread

Is that weed?

blox

>>36899855
>faces of r9k
you mean faces of normies on r9k
fuck off >>>/soc/

>>36899734
I know that feel. I cannot for the life of me have a conversation with anyone.

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>>36899759
it gets really awkward really fast.

>>36899734
My gf is sleeping next to me right now and your question is good. I thought the same at one point. I remember losing faith in girls around 21- I am 23 now. What struck me about girls were the fact that every time you had been dating one, she always kept her options open. So I decided, I won't go into dating unless the girl invites me out - and here I am, with the love of my life and future mother of my children. I met her trough a colleague and friend at the bar I work at. People who were introduced by friends always last longer in terms of relationship, and that's probably how your parents met.

>>36899631
But she's going to reach to her insurance company. Then her insurance company is going to contact your insurance company. Hopefully you didn't give her your information, otherwise you will get caught for committing insurance fraud.

>>36899687
Hell no, only thing I exchanged were a few words

>>36899707
Lol she's just going to file with insurance and tell them you fled the scene, or make up some bullshit how you hit her car. There's no police report to prove her wrong. Enjoy getting fucked by this minor hiccup in your life

are you a fag? install a linux distro

>>36899626
mac users are almost 100% beta
the normie equivalent of sheep
even normies know windows is superior
android phone users anyone?
do mac users even know console commands?
they probably cant even use emulators
mobile games are terrible but beta mac users are okay with them

Windows and Mac are both normie

only beta platform is shitnux

>>36899565
Quit memeing, as your brain stops getting enough oxygen your synapses stop firing and that's the end. At best you will perceive your final split second of life as longer than it is like you sometimes dream the perceived span of hours in just a 5 minute snooze.

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>>36899652

but what if hes not memeing

>>36900534
Thoughts are caused by activity in the brain. When you die this activity ceaes. Without this activity there are no thoughts.