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>>36902372
surprised she didn't cover her entire face...guess shes too young for that

>>36902393
Gooks are so fucking ugly

>>36902500
Id fuck even the 5/10

Bumpeer

>>36902370
My classes are heavily geared toward writing, so there are a few templates to work from. So far I've seen:

Template 1:
Big weekly reading assignments with either required notes or question and answer segments

Two exams, one midterm, one final

One essay, about 8 pages minimum

Template 2:
Same as Template 1 except exams and single paper are replaced with two papers of slightly longer length

Template 3:
3 big essays (12 pages each on average)

2 group presentations

weekly discussion board participation, along with some small assignment

>>36902370
Uni is pretty easy desu if you're not some idiot that'll completely disregard their workload. I think it was even less work than high school.

>>36902330
kek, what you expected to be

>>36902330
i wish more people really understood this
normies treat humans like we're these infallible automata
i'd like more insight into the minds of these people, they react pretty negatively when confronted with the idea that we're a bunch of animals, so what do they think we are?

Acknowledge your own wickedness, and only then can you work on it.

I remember reading this from the precepts of some satanic cult. They preach acceptance of sins as being natural, and as thus as something that can be better controlled.

It makes sense to me.

I can sleep well if I do a lot of stuff in the day. Not necessarily exercise or hard work, just anything that isn't sitting at my computer.

>>36902413
Lol doesn't help for me, today I slept through college and everyone had taken pictures of me sleeping.

Will probably happen again today too.

>>36902327
Fucking hell, if this isn't me... I've come to the cobclusion that I just have to live with this.
I have migraine as well just to make it even worse.

What do you do to her tho

Maybe you should get a job and your own place so mommy can't control you, ya little bitch

>>36902321
didnt empty our her bloody vag rag from the bottom of her garbage can
fuck that shit, i'm not touching that

>>36902265
I Don't, not that I have any friends to add anyway
Same thing with online gaming

not paranoid just don't feel like caring or talking to them

but r9k is comfy so i stay here

>>36902265
I totally stay away from social media. The only exception is places where I can post anonymously.

It's not that I'm paranoid. It's just that I absolutely despise all forms of advertising, marketing, etc., and I know that all those websites care about is turning me into some kind of product to be bought and sold and displayed ads to.

My hatred of advertising is what keeps me from watching any television broadcasts ever. I only watch ripped TV shows from bittorrent.

>>36902239
Yeah. Maybe. I'm half black and have rather soft indistinguisable facial features for a male. I'd be a cute thicc girl. But no.

totally, and make little anon babies also

Obviously immediately

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H-heh, I'll never lose my virginity cause I never lose!

>>36902114
>...and then you wake up, filled with an incredible sadness

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>>36902114
None you disgusting roasted succubi, I know your game. Take my virginity then my life. Not today whores, my wizard powers are protected.

Work in an Amazon one. Best jobs around the warehouse are the ones where you're both busy but at the same time can tune out and just think about stuff, because those ones make the day go by faster.

I do "picking" which is basically glorified grocery shopping. I go around with some totes on a trolley/cage and collect the items that the screen on the scanner tells me to. Easiest thing in the warehouse to do, but drives normies crazy. Thankfully I'm very patient and this job is all I have and as noted above most of the time I just like to tune out and be alone in my thoughts. In that regard, I'd say it's good for robots. Have gone days at a time without speaking to anyone there, outside of passing smiles and hello's and what not.

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I used to have a warehouse job. I had to
>walk around and clean up whatever messes I found
>help the boss man load pallets with product and he'd cart them off
>occasionally help a customer load product into their truck
>ride with the other workers down to construction sites to offload drywall
There wasn't a lot of social interaction involved, which was great, but the labor is backbreaking. I was lucky to be let off (it was a temp position I got through an agency) because I felt like my back was about to snap after three days of work.
If you're not already in shape it will destroy you.

>>36902189
>>36902206
how was the pay? I am 19, will they hire me?

>>36902012
Sperm bank , since you will masturbate the rest of your life everyday.

>>36902012
None, they all take your money.

But if you want to check out Credit Unions. They have all the benefits and more as well as the lack of bullshit from banks.

>>36902012

Go for a local credit union. Lower fees, and you can use any other credit union as a local branch.

>tfw had an ex who had a puss that smelled like armpit

It doesn't always smell like this right?

thanks for saving me from breaking nofap my man

>>36902017
it usually smells worse

>>36901971
Accurate.
Keanu Reeves is my spirit animal.

>>36901971
i think its bad because it brings faggots like >>36902342 who say shit like "oh man pizza is my spirit animal i love reddit" flooding into the board.

>>36901971
the more unsavory types we attract, the more lost souls i can direct towards the light

>>36901939
That was a nice cop she seems relaxed and understanding

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Lawful +1 point get

Respect +5 points get

my sides

What a prude

It isn't understandable?
Being a small person that is at the throes of something bigger and malignant?

About free tiddy

>>36901941
Women just have no constitution. Theyre physically, mentally, and spiritually weak.

>>36901833
BAP
BIPPI
DAP
DO
BAH
BOO
BOP
IM
THE
SCATMAN

Scatman John is fucking great. His songs are higher quality and have a better message than most music artists today.

That isn't even my opinion, it's simply a fact.

>>36902021
>"le born in wrong generation"
Fuck off