YOU WAKE UP AS A SKINNY GIRL WITH NICE TITS!!!!!
What do?
>>36903027
BLACKED
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>>36903027
idk probably go back to sleep
>>36903027
Live the camwhore lyfe.
Would honestly love to do this but sadly no one wants to pay to watch an overweight pale freak like myself jack off over the internet.
>be me
>dirty sucker
>ponk
>dirty rotten mouth pig
>PONK
>PONK!!!
>STUPID PONK!!
>ROTTEN JERK
>ROTTEN JERK FACE
>SUCK MY GOATSACK PUNK
>YEAHHH
>BUDDY
asspie#8527
PONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would u give me an internal
what the fuck is a ponk
>in class
>girl sits near me
>6/10 in my opinion
>8/10 according to chads and normalfucks
>she's a stacy but is also kindhearted
>hyper personality
>joke how she sounds like every female youtuber ever
>"HEY WHATS UP GUYS ITS [insert name] COMING AT YA AGAIN WITH ANOTHER VIDEO"
>"LETS SHOOT FOR 2 MILLION LIKES THIS TIME GUYZ SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON"
>she actually fucking laughs
>not even out of pity
>joke around some more
>she says "haha omg I hate u"
>and then right after says "jk love you haha"
>puts her fucking hand on mine for like two secs
>dont know what to even say
>probably looked scared as hell in that moment
>hope she didnt notice
Is this it? A girl actually touched me, so does this mean I'm free?
>>36902970
Ask her to hang in a non threatening situation.
Get a coffee or some shit. Bitches love coffee.
If you thibk shes a 6/10 dont put her on a pedestal just because shes female. For these reasons.
A-youll spill your spaghetti if you put her ona pedestal. If you devalue her in your mind, you will be far more confident in yourself and your interactions.
B-if shes a stacey and an 8/10 according to everyone else, shes used to dudes thinking shes all that. Be different-not necessarily better than them-unironically BEE YOUR SELF.
Tl; dr-ask her out for a coffee you fuck and bear in mind shes a 6 and dont spaghettata everywhere
>>36903198
Forgot to mention that she already has a chad
The point of my story was to see whether physical contact with females is a sign that I am no longer a robot
>>36903198
>retard-tier advice
You made her laugh once. I know she has a boyfriend already but hypothetically in this situation you'd want to let more interactions happen
>tfw you're walking with one of the few people you know and they stop and say hello to other people and you're just standing there
>>36902929
lol i was always you so i worked on becoming the other guy
recently an acquaintance of mine was impressed because I seemed to know a lot of people around town, felt good man
>when you're talking to someone and they show their phone to everyone else but you
>when the girl hugs everyone but you
>when you're treated differently
>when people think you're stuck up but you just don't know how to talk to people because no experience
>when the selfcheckout needs assistance from a worker
>when you're talking to someone and they show their phone to everyone else but you
>when people think you're stuck up but you just don't know how to talk to people because no experience
I fucking hate normies man
ITT School stories:
>be me in 7th or 8th grade
>6 period history class
>Have this bitch who picks on my weight, been waiting to roast her forever.
>This bitch was also a slut and only wore skirts and kept her legs WAY open
>Be the period after
>History class-teacher is pretty chill
>The bitch sits in front of me
>She raises her hand
>Teach "Oh, yes what do you need?"
>Bitch "Why does it smell like fish in here?"
>I lose control
>Me "Maybe if you closed your fucking legs it wouldn't smell like that"
>Room silent, followed with laughter, teacher hitting the board laughing. calls me out of the room."
>thinking i'm gonna go to office but teach was chill, he says"Pretend i yelled at you ok? that was too funny."
>>36902904
Good shit anon. Middle school whores were the worst.
>>36902904
based.
>two kids in my class going out with each other everyone knows
>the guy is my friend
>he gets a super easy question wrong
>I say "aaand that's the kind of guy she chooses to date" as a friendly roast
>immediate "OOOOH"s from the entire class
>my friend after school tells me that was kinda fucking lame that I did that
>tell him it was just a joke and we both move on
>>36903140
what a puss puss
xddddd
I am a 20 year old KHV sperm donor making 1k a month donating semen. I'm a Khv yet I've impregnated many females with my seed. Am I alpha? Also feel free to ask any questions.
>has tons of kids yet has still never actually stuck his worm in a woman
you are literally the most pathetic beta there is
>>36902910
>masturbates for pay
How is this beta?
How long/much do you have to wank to make 1k a month?
Can it be done on the side?
I'm becoming depressed over how politicized the internet is. No matter where you go, you can't escape, it's even consumed 4chan at this point. Whether it's identity politics, or real politics, there is no escape. It seems like everybody on all side's is acting completely insufferable, nobody wants to understand eachother, everybody just wants so shit on everybody who disagrees with themselves. Fuckin' anti-feminist anti SJW channels pop up all over the place, polarizing everybody in to two specific categories, and now a reactionary movement against those reactionaries is rising up. God, I just want it to stop. It doesn't help that everybody on the internet seems completely incapable of ever changing their minds.
I totally know that feel bro. This shit really stresses me out. The internet is very different than it used to be. I miss when it was just autistic atheists debating trailer trash. Now we have a culture war going on thats consuming everything. Its really exhausting
Yep. I avoid it as much as I can now.
>>36902883
Anyone who participates in Internet politics is pretty much guaranteed to be a moron honestly
I wish they would all be secluded in their own little corner of some garbage site to scream at each other
>people ask me to do stuff
>I can never say "no"
>>36902869
send me $100 you fucking faggot
Same
lhffg
I do the same thing. I even do it with people I hate.
Autism is a hell of a drug.
> femanon here
> went on date with guy from okcupid
> started spaghetti middle of the date
> behaving like an awkward
> asked him if I could hold his hand
> could see disgust in his eyes
> held his knee instead
> asked him for a hug and a kiss because going home by myself tonight
> he declined
> i just desparately want human contact
> been so long
> he wont answer my fb msgs anymore
> logon and post on r9k
> tfw
you should put serious consideration into killing yourself
Nice bait, luv. But you should try a little harder.
he's gay and only interested in boys
What is the best minimum wage job for a young college student on summer break
If you live on or around campus, it should be easy to at least get a part-time shitjob doing some kind of work at school.
IT is the best.
know a lot of tykes who just quit college after doing 1 year of IT.
>>36902948
Not op but could you please elaborate?
These are the type of faggots that share /r9k/ with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynw2VkaWlhg
How does this make you feel?
>>36902695
wow hes pretty cute. id date him 10/10
yesimagirl
imagine this guy gets put in prison.
>>36902695
https://youtu.be/T1CpiSIkLb4
literally my perfect dreamgirl
>ywn hang out with a with a qt trans sperg in her parents house and compare beanie baby collections
When's the last time you've showered?
>tfw it's been 5 days
I just never seem to find the time
Just now after 7 days without
I feel brand new bros
>>36902657
14 days
I never leave the house, work from home, get other people to get my groceries, etc. I save a mint in water bills.
>>36902674
its been 9 days
I just want to die at this point.
When I'm at the pearly gates, this will all be here, on videotape.
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
>>36902568
>>36902597
no one show up to your quinceanera today, Juanita?
Normiehead needs to stop getting posted here. Listen to some Death Grips for fuck's sake, real robot music.
>on a date
>ate chipotle yesterday
>need to fart
>it wasnt a fart
>red colored diahhrea goes into my underwear
>date asks whats that smell
>blame it in the waiter
>awkwardly try to continue date
>she is obviously looking for a way out sfter realizing it was me,
>my table smells like the special classes for tards
>she says shes going to the bathroom
>never see her again
>awkwardly walk out of the restraunt with shit running down my leg without paying because too embarassed
ive never been so fucking humiliated, i want to die.
>>36902530
Fucking heII, you robots are disgusting
>eating chipotle
There was your first mistake
>>36902530
>on a date
So this is accepted now? Everyone just ignores the fact that this fucking piece of shit was on a date with a female?
Im starting to understand all the backlash against "normies invading our board" now.
I bought black lipstick yesterday and so far all I have done isfapped to myself in te mirror with it onwhat else should I do?
draw up some artwork on your walls. alternatively, considering what you've done already, you might as well shove the entire thing up your ass
lipstick in pooper now
>>36902502
You could whore out facepics on the internet.