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Why are all the fucking fembots here underage? Like seriously all of you are under 16.
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>>36904520
That's because that generation are the only ones that aren't insane.
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The legal ones are all in /soc/ and /cgl/, the underage come here to hide from mods and get free stuff from orbiters
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>>36904570
Only roasties go on /soc/
I just wish they were my age
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These were my top 9 porn stars a year ago
What the fuck was I thinking
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>Holly Michaels
At least you didn't have completely shit taste
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>>36904491
i like india summer, but most of her work is a little up-the-middle pornwise. like sasha grey, her emotional range comes off as limited and flat while on camera.
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>Holly Michaels
Patrician
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>tfw I will never be good at soccer
why live ?
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>>36904438
the only way to be good at soccer is to become the soccer
nice dubs btw
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>>36904638
But my post doesn't have any dubs. Dubs only refers to the last digits newfag
also keking at the pic
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>>36904744
>my post doesn't have any dubs
Now it does.
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I've been shitting blood for about a year now, all my shits used to be bright red and brown with blood clots and stuff but lately my shits are coming out completely black with a little blood in them.
Am I getting better ? I'm too self conscious to go to a doctor
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>>36904431
If fresh blood (bright red) it's not as big of a problem. If you're shitting black it's most likely congealed blood from internal bleeding or some shit.
You're not getting better. You've traded one problem (external bleeding) for a much more significant problem (internal bleeding).
Seek help, or get ready for a trip to the hospital or suicide.
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>>36904579
>Seek help
Is there any online certified western doctor I can pay to talk about this ?
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>>36904431
Drink lots of water and start moving around. It'll loosen your ass lumps so it doesn't do that anymore.
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>oneitis is lefty
>blocked me on twitter because of my alt right thoughts
>still have her whatsapp number
what do? should I talk to her again?
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>>36904393
if she blocked you because of that then no
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>>36904393
>alt right
>what do?
go back to /r/the_donald, or some other alt right hugbox, faggot
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>>36904393
silly anon you posted this on the wrong bored >>/pol/
there ya go :)
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>Last day of provincial voting (Leaf here)
>Go to some church to vote with my mum
>Takes a while because I didnt have the right ID, no drivers licence or photo ID
>They ask me to sign something
>Autisticly scribble my name out
>They give me the ballot
>Finally get it done, put ballot in the box
>Guy looks at me "Is this your first time voting?"
>"Yeah haha"
>"FIRST TIME VOTERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
>Whole room starts cheering
>Stand there shocked, unable to move
>Dont know what to do with my hands
>Start clapping with them
>"Hahaha he doesnt look too happy!" some girl to my side says
>Walk out of the room as fast as i can
>I can still hear them clapping after i left
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THAT
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Do Canadians really do this? It seems like something those mongoloids would do.
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>>36904328
I dont know if it is a Canadian thing but it happened where I live (medium-sized town)
>>36904387
Might be for the best desu
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Butt to get your attention.
https://youarenotsosmart.com/2013/05/23/survivorship-bias/
Hello robots, please read all of that and have a nice life :-)
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>>36904225
>le war math xDdd
sounds like some rebbit shit tl;dr
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>>36904289
Only normies dislike math :^)
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>>36904225
Is that a boy butt or a girl butt ?
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>at university, be an average looking white dude
>a bit muscular but nothing compared to chads here
>meet qt black girl in class
>she starts texting me EVERY DAY
>becomes really clingy, but I don't mind
>she's also EXTRA THICC
>and she watches anime and is into all the same games I'm into
>hints that she wants to Netflix and chill
>kinda wanna become a thing with her, I like clingy thicc weeb girls BUT
>family is super racist towards niggers
>okay with literally any other race but niggers
What do I do?
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>>36904217
get ya dick wet but wear a condom, fuck me "Daddy wont let me fuck this girl because of skin colour"
you are a cuck if you even consider his opinion in who you fuck
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If you just wanna fuck her then go for it. It's not like you're gonna introduce her to your family.
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>>36904217
Do you and your family love each other?
If so, they'll make an exception.
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I WANT TO FUCK A TRANNY OR A TRAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I want to suck on a cute trap's little penis and lick his butt and make him moan like a girl
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>>36904334
no
I want to dominate a trap and use every part of his body to satisfy my lust
I won't want to touch his dick or any of that gay shit, just have him pleasure me
where are the subby traps at
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>>36904370
Ah, I see you're a man of taste as well.
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>slowly getting back my confidence by going back to college and getting a job
>feel open enough to attempt making a friend
>been seeing a guy from class
>we're not dating, but we plan on going out this weekend and I want to be prepared in case things get intimate
>been doing some clothes shopping at Upper Canada Mall
>shopping for lingerie, but don't really have a sense of fashion
>take some selfies of me in lingerie and send them to my friend's boyfriend to get a man's opinion on how I look. Ask him "Does this look good for the date Friday night?" (he knows I plan on going out on a date this weekend)
>start getting angry texts from his phone, his girlfriend (My friend) is using his phone to scold me
>get a phonecall while I'm in the dressing room
>friend is asking me what the hell I was thinking
>immediately apologize and explain that I just wanted a man's opinion and her boyfriend is the only other guy I know
>get home, they all give me a dirty look as I head to my room
>thirsty, but don't want to deal with facing them as I go to the kitchen
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>>36904136
This was obviously dumb. If it's bait it sucks. Did you not think about this ?
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>Upper Canada Mall
kek. Chink central. Someone should nuke the GTA, I'm willing to die if it means all the dirty immigrants go with me.
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>>36904136
post selfies and then neck yourself
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This is a question for my fellow virgins, be it incels or voluntarily virgin dudes and dudettes.
Why?
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>>36904070
>This is a question for my fellow virgins, be it incels or voluntarily virgin dudes and dudettes.
>Why?
>dudettes
fuck off don't enable them
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>>36904070
Voluntarily. I'm not a fan of having sex without knowing the person actually loves me.
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>>36904081
If a woman can make it to 25+ as a virgin, that's some <10% right there no?
Who else here /fucking retarded/
>be me
>want to die
>actually want to die, tell a couple of dealers of mine that I need a gun
>One dealer says bet I got a homie who can sell you one
>I get his number and talk to him for a long fucking time about what I want or need
>settle on a .357 mag since I knew I needed something powerful
>Arrange a meet up
>We meet up
>He waves me to his car
>I give him the money and he gives me the "gun"
>literally gave me a log and a rock in a bag, one of those bags that's the size of a holster
I'm not even mad about the $, since if I'm going to kill myself who cares if I gave this dumb fucking nigger $1,000,000 or something. Just fucking mad that it ruins my plans to kill myself
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>>36904062
You're a fucking idiot OP. Guy could of been a cop and you wouldn't of known you dumb fuck.
Buy a gun legally they are easy enough to get.
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The worst part is I even promised him extra $ if i could get it today. Why can't I even fucking kill myself right guys lmao
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>>36904107
No trust me I know he wasn't a cop. My dealers wouldn't do that to me. It was straight just a friend of his. I just want to die nigga
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What's your favorite sean paul song?
>We be burnin
>Like glue
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JUST GIMMIE DA LIGHT
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>>36904073
Good choice.
Not enough people realize how genius this man is.
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>>36904052
Best thread I've seen on here in awhile
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Daily reminder to avoid women
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Ignore all roasties, rise above the influence of the vaginal demon, and transcend normie constructs that dictate you give women the time of day.
What is causing you pain is this desire for women that's been hammered into your head by the media. Let go of that desire, and the pain shall let go of you. Only then can one achieve ataraxia.
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Ever since I accepted the superior 2D waifu's into my life I have felt amazing
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>>36904064
How can I learn to love the 2D anon? I have already given up on 3D at this point
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>>36904098
You need to realize that 2D is
>always loyal, will never betray you
>pure and innocent, not used up by chad
>quiet
>submissive
>won't complain about lack of attention/money/gifts
>loves you unconditionally!
2D is truly the patrician taste. I wish I had made the switch earlier
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I just got so mad over vidya that I smashed the controller repeatedly over my head until it broke. Am I autistic?
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>>36904007
no you're just a manchild. you belong here.
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What controller? You must have either hit it really fucking hard, or that controller was not well made.
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Maybe, or maybe you're just retarded.