File: 1494103492273.png (36KB, 212x200px) Image search:
[Google]
36KB, 212x200px
>Been getting random spastic movements
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>left leg randomly collapses while walking
am i dying?
>>
>>36907465
Muscle spasms are usually due to fatigue, stress, or sleeping issues
>>36907653
Now this is serious. Go see a doctor
>>
>>36907465
parkinsons
>>36907653
lou gherigs
in both cases, RIP
File: political.jpg (132KB, 756x767px) Image search:
[Google]
132KB, 756x767px
Why is there so much less traffic during night time hours.
I guess all the normies adhere to regular sleep schedules and leave when it's past their bed time.
Fucken normies.
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36907422
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, anon. Daylight hours are the slave hours. Night time is the right time for robots.
>>
File: __kyubey_kuso_miso_technique_and_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_arcmix__c1539c7eb60bfec80ff9c70cd8e093ff.jpg (53KB, 578x588px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 578x588px
>>36907422
Night hours for me would be either playing a game, browsing boards while listening to some old school Slim Shady.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9FBhlL3NZE
>>
>>36907786
That sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwrQI52Cf8Q&list=PLr01j5pBuS0qKJRZO3cz-WkLfAPYxPjLF&index=2
>tfw you realize you were always the background friend that everyone forgets about when you're not in the immediate vicinity of eachother
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
So you're a failed normie.
You can't be a robot if you've ever had a friend or friends, no matter how pathetic the friendship/relationship was/is.
>>
>>36907402
Shut the fuck up, you immigrant blow-in.
>>
>>36907372
>not having your own shit going on, living your own life and not giving a fuck which "Friend" you are
shiggy
File: 12832643746832.png (25KB, 300x250px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 300x250px
Don't reply to this post until I've had my coffee
8 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
have u had ur coffee yet lad
>>
>>36907340
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR COFFEE YET
>>
File: no coffee.png (20KB, 300x250px) Image search:
[Google]
20KB, 300x250px
there was never any coffee there, are you a mad man?
File: Ninja Levi.png (445KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
445KB, 1280x720px
>find some lewd pictures of a woman that looks like you
>talk to one of your guy friends who agrees to be part of your prank
>over a course of weeks have some fake conversations with the guy, but try the make the conversation sound natural
>start texting the guy and sending lewds late at night when his girlfriend is home to make her suspicious (arrange fake dates to meet up when the girlfriend isn't going to be home)
>have him 'accidentally' leave his phone in the girlfriend's car
>have a friend call the boyfriend's cellphone to make her looking through the phone
>create some glaze as if you're making it for some glazed doughnuts
>go to his house an hour or so before the girlfriend will be home
>place your shoes by the front door where she will see them
>get undressed with the guy and get in bed
>pretend to suck his dick when you hear the girlfriend going to the bedroom
>when you hear the bedroom door open put the glaze in your mouth and spit it out so it looks like he jizzed in your mouth, but make sure she sees you spitting out the glaze
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36907317
Why not just suck his dick anon?
>>
>>36907342
because that would actually be cheating and a scummy thing to do. The joke is fooling her into thinking her boyfriend cheated on her with her friend.
>>
>>36907354
What's the difference? Shes going to have trust issue after you do it either way.
Spent the last 20 minutes making this cause I have nothing better to do with my life
13 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36907268How did this take you 20 minutes
>>
>>36907268
Did you mean 2 am, anon?
>>
>>36907268
>10pm
>2pm
Kill yourself my man
>die
>see this
>anon, you have lived a life of hedonism and self-loathing. you have failed to bring life to the world as your fathers before you. Before I cast ye into hell, I will give you one chance to defend yourself and tell me why you shouldn't burn for all eternity
what do you say
73 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
It doesn't really matter either way since an eternity of torture is better than an eternity of nothing.
>>
You are God right?
>Omnipotence
>Omniscience
You made the universe including me and foresaw everything as being part of a set path.
Why did you design me to burn in hell with no say in the matter what soever?
You're a faggot
>>
>>36907300
babbys first problem of evil
you're an idiot
>finally muster up the courage to get a hooker
>she gives me a tapeworm
12 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36907205
What? How do you get a tapeworm from having sex?
>>
>>36907572
Analingus. Wow that wasn't original.
>>
>>36907841
Why didn't you just have normal sex? That's all you need to do to lose your virginity.
File: 1483112087238.jpg (83KB, 1242x812px) Image search:
[Google]
83KB, 1242x812px
Who else /unmanly/ ?
I wish I left like a man and felt masculine.
20 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
gonna be a beta boy till i die
>>
>emotionally very sensitive
>to cope with it, over the years I adopted this cool as ice persona
>now I'm starting to lighten up but I only know how to be a blubbering mess or stone wall
>dad wasn't around that much, mostly with mom or alone
>wasn't taught how to do anything manly, and I'm still emotional and act like a woman sometimes
Fuck this gay earth, I just want a girl to think of me as cool or manly
Of course I'd have to have a girl somewhere in my life before I can showcase manliness
>>
masculinity is just an arbitrary abstract concept so it really doesn't matter
File: a94ESMjteDdPKpBtDHTnVL9GgAQqUQqnNb9oJ-eNgac.jpg (39KB, 403x433px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 403x433px
>tfw you don't have any irl friends
>have no idea how to start making them
What do
35 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36907104
You got out there and make friends.
>>
>>36907113
Where is out there?
>>
>>36907104
get a cat and accept your life
File: 1378066946990.jpg (12KB, 424x394px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 424x394px
Why are girls so god damn beautiful? They're all literally walking goddesses and never have one
25 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36907077
This is actually really cute. Boys are just as great, though!
I think we see in others what we lack, which just leads to infatuation with the opposite sex
>>
File: feelteamsix.jpg (38KB, 400x320px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 400x320px
idk man. hopefully one day.
>>
>>36907133
This robot speaks the truth. We're naturally attracted to what we don't have.
Women are the soft gooey center of the world
File: a1108525821_10.jpg (278KB, 1200x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
278KB, 1200x1200px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jR2shtuvvo
i don't even know who i am
and i don't really give a damn
'cause you are everything i need to know it seems
i trace and memorize your curves and lines until my fingers start to bleed
we could go some place alone
don't you see
we could go somewhere it snows
just you and me
we could go to switzerland
never come back home again
you like the cold, at least that's what i hear
and we could waste away the days until we waste away the year
'cause you the only one i need and i'm the only one for you
and zurich's nice for growing old and that's all i want to do (with you)
we could go some place alone
don't you see
we could go somewhere it snows
just you and me
we could go to switzerland
or some place we've never been
take this house we're living in
never call it home again
8 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
File: it's such a beautiful day.png (39KB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 1920x1080px
guys please listen to this so its so pretty :(
>>
>>36907405
When did these guys release more stuff? Haven't heard them in a while
>>
>>36907460
lastest release was march. though, this album is my favorite.
File: screaming.jpg (19KB, 459x341px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 459x341px
Is anyone else here retarded with money? I somehow thought I was doing ok this week and had actually made some money / wasn't broke and I just checked my bank account and it's $200 overdrawn.
I don't get paid for another week how do I get out of my $200 autism debt kek?
14 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36906960
Sell some plasma.
>>
>>36906977
How do I even do this? Just contact the hospital / local bloodbank or something? Do they pay much?
>>
>>36907031
Call up blood banks and arrange an appointment (usually same day)
They pay around $50 per donation and you can do it about 4 times a month.
File: garlicparm-247x343.png (131KB, 247x343px) Image search:
[Google]
131KB, 247x343px
Post some 10/10 snacks
32 Posts / 16 Images
View this topic
>>
My mom actually just gave me a bag of the "everything" version of these, same brand as yours, because she was about to throw it in the trash since she thought it tasted so nasty (likely because of the garlic and onions.)
Preztel Crisps are the approved robot snack. Though I dislike how dry they are, kinda sticks in your throat a bit. Goes best with a beverage.
>>
>>36906982
I haven't had the everything kind but the garlic parmesan ones go great withchocolate milk
>>
>>36906919
>>36906982
mommy-tier
>weigh 170~
>feel good about my weight
>decide to two pizzas to celebrate
>eat cans of pringles, cakes, etc.
>slow down since I don't want to gain the loss
>hop on the scale to see the damage
>160
I felt good at first but now it's starting to become a serious issue, what's wrong with me? Why am I losing weight instead of gaining?
8 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36906804
Cancer?
Originalo
>>
>>36906804
Some people are just blessed. Either that or you're lying.
>>
Eating alot one time doesn't cause permanent weight gain. You have to eat a lot consistently over a period of time. Also there are other factors like water weight, poop weight, time of day etc. Are you trying to lose weight or gain it?