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>>36908019
What, are you allergic? I fucking love shrimp.

Those are clearly prawns you uncultured simpleton.

>>36908041

seafood doesn't go on nachos, tacos, or burritos

I'm honestly really annoyed by women can't make gun noises. A good small caliber bang indoors/outdoors. A more metallic gun noise with a bit of CLING to it.
Like what the fuck? Girls should be experts at anything mouth related since they suck so many peepees.

Have male friends

Have a sense of honor or loyalty

Be POTUS

>>36908088
Hello

I am

le-leddit spacing

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>>36907964
Why would I go to my HS reunion

I'd never go to a highschool reunion. They're outdated. Everybody who I want to talk to is on normiebook

>>36907964
>go to HS reunion

I would rather shake hands with the devil himself.

>>36907844
It's hot to think about now but it's traumatic for a kid

Yes,
please get some help anon

>>36907844
>Your Mom's Dyke Girlfriend Wants Dick

i wish any of that would even kind of make sense

>>36907826
Are you basing that on the size of your clit?

>>36907826
Well I'm a DD and weigh 100lbs, so you tell me

I have G cups, does that mean it would be big?

>>36907803
eat more fruit, your cum probably tastes fucking disgusting

cause you're not hot

>>36907803
When will normies ever leave this board?

It's a pretty serious crime in america to hit someone with a weapon/object.

Hit him with your fists and don't say anything mean to him or else you can get way more fucked with the laws. Just beat the shit out of him and leave; maybe wear a mask.

I've been watching too much of the Sopranos.

>>36907767
greentext or no help

>>36907767
Wear a mask and hoody. Who is it you want to fuck up?

>>36907716
About 4 points higher

>>36907716
2 or 3 points higher than irl

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>tfw 3/10 on soc

>>36907708
>Best bud found the bum buster

>>36907708
>dad found the cumbrella

>landlord found the semen disposal facility

>>36907691
second wave is just as bad if not worse than third wave

>>36907732
Yeee I agree

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>>36907732
>muh 3rd wave
>yeah bro 2nd wave are just as bad
Whores have always been whores

post willies

o r i g i n a r u

This is what I imagine every day life in bongland is like

thought i was in britfeel for a moment

It's all in your head, why don't you just be normal?

You can get the bux without going to a ward you geek.

>>36907597
Can't get over being enslaved for whole adulthood. Shit I mean I very very very much want to but I am soooo afraid of people
>>36907606
I know but better safe than sorry.

>>36907570
I most enthusiastically and originally agree

These are the #1 most normie thing right now.
If you even consider getting one, end your life. Before its too late.

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>>36908101
Real autists scratch themselves until they bleed like I do

>>36907555
What's up man

Oroborororororo

>>36907555
Don't curl your thumb inside of your hand.

I know how to throw a person, but I've never done a striking art. Am I allowed in?

Dip hard lol you fucked up knocking out his hoe

Also change address and move

>>36907518
well if you're living in the land of the free then you pull out your gun and shoot the girl and her pimp

>>36907518
>>36907518
Sheeeeit nigga.. maybe call the cops on the pimp (he's black right?) for dealing drugs or being suspicious? Then book it after they distract him