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>>36902484
how horny tho
its hard to explain
you can sorta feel it right when you're really, really wet because it makes a mess in your unders
and there's a real feeling like you want to touch yourself, you can't sit still and occasionally I'll find myself constantly shifting around on my seat
but sometimes the wetness runs down my crack and that turns me off again lol

I'm guessing it's the same as for males, except with a vagina. No need to overthink things.

>>36902605
hot
except..
it's sort of a letdown when there is no relationship in the mix. so not really hot..

>>36899054
Alexis

I'm male. Its Greek

>>36899089
Nice name.

Are you Greek guy with the long hair?

>>36899054
Christian.

Guess what I look like

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>>36898107
>be in high school
>talk as little as possible to avoid sperging like in middle school
>have 0 friends
>junior and senior year constantly fantasize about suicide
>still fantasize about going to campus and blowing my brains out in front of a pack of normies

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>Time for PE
>Started crossdressing in secret
>always wait until locker room is empty to change
>panties clearly visible, always late to class, worth it
>one day I take a bit longer than usual
>male teacher thinks im dicking around and comes to get me
>he see's me mid change, panties in full veiw
>for the record they were pink and I was a chubby kid
>teacher says nothing and walks out
>he never says a word to me after

Could have been worse.

>>36898375
And I thought my story was fucked up.

why the hell would you want to cameltoe so hard. I don't want to walk around with a candlestick in my pants wtf

that shit is disgusting af

i would kms if i had a vagina that big

>>36896311
That is so fucking hot
I really hope this becomes a fad

>>36892175
You are clearly a green haired woman.

>>36892190
>You are clearly a green haired woman.
The pic is a representation of my feelings when a cute boy I met on /r9k/ asked me to do a lewd thing with him

>>36892212
>>36892175
The lewdest thing I'd do to you is ask your strawberry friend's number.
Green haired useless woman.

INFP-T here

I have never had much of a love for healers

delet

ENTJ-T Always muted

>>36891537
INTP, I find being a Tank to be very slow and pointless. You are literally doing nothing more than standing there and using buffs. Tried to be a healer, everyone died, plus I tend to focus on myself and forget the rest of the group exists. I much prefer the challenge that comes with a DPS. As for going quickly, I am the jerk who can't keep up because I actually want to sight see.

>>36878505

Get in here, guys and gals.

>>36878505

Come on guys. Join. It's dead. Let's get some femanons in here.

>>36878505

Roasties, get in here. Plenty of males to go around.

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>>36911424
it looks cute though anon :)

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>>36911424
>it hurts
Where does it hurt anon?

>>36911454
it feels like my brain is melting
i want my big sister

Based Tone, those were the days. Why can't turnbull be so meme worthy?

>>36911178
Are those sunglasses the fedora of Chads?

>>36911260

no that would be ray ban wayfarers

Do you actually even have a mental disorder or are you just being a faggot taking SSRI's because you're a failed normie and want to take drugs to take away your depression?


I mean, I've been clinically diagnosed autistic/schizoid and met the 20 point mental impairment very easily. I don't mind seeing my psychologist often, it's nice to have someone to talk to who can understand you.

you won't last long without SSRIs, at least i never last longer than 3 months

>>36911177
i was scared as fuck to go to the doctor and was dragged by my mother and forced to go on them. my anxiety problems improved and i could go out. but i didnt like how i felt. i was never happy or sad. I saw a therapist for over a year and it didnt help. i just wanted to be left alone. Im diagnosed with depression, anxiety and aspergers but the diagnosis was by a GP and a psychologist and the government doesnt accept those.

>>36911031
why do you even want human interaction?

>>36911104
because it's advertised to me as being favorable over being a lonely autist

>>36911104

I want to touch and play with other people's bodies

Ur gonna go to jail

Jenkem is a controlled substance xddd lmao

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>work as a janitor
>cleaning the women's bathroom
>notice a little lump of shit on the back of toilet seat (see pic related)
>realize I'll likely never get an opportunity like this again
>kneel down
>so turned on my dick is literally in paint and I get barely steady myself I'm shaking so much
>put my lips over the lump of shit
>suck and lick it up
>rich earthy bitter fills my mouth
>like the most intense mushroom and cabbage flavor
>Immediately cum in my pants as I swallow the shit down

The only time I've ever had such an opportunity, the only other turds I've seen have been unflushed ones in the bowl, but they're way too messy to bother with, however I am considering bringing some black plastic bags with me so I can snag any unflushed leftovers I see, but I'm worried about being caught.

>>36911042
This is disgusting, feel bad about yourself

>spend hours a day driving virtual cars
>no license to drive real cars

I am a failure

>>36910940
I never learned how to drive I really had no reason to learn. I'm a 24 year old NEET with no friends I have no place to go.

28 and never learned to drive. Parents wouldn't when I was a teenager, when I had money to take driving lessons I didn't have time because too busy wagecucking. Now I'm NEET and live with my old widowed mother and she still won't pay for me to get lisence/take driving lessons, nor would she teach me to drive, nor let me drive the car even if I did get lisence on my own. There's really no point, the cost of driving is too expensive, and I don't even have a place to park a vehicle, it would be an active liability to make sure I move it every day on the densely packed residential streets.

Not today pupperoo

your fate will remain open

>>36910933
these dubs do not lie

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Daily reminder to stay safe anons!

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day reminder to not accidentally kill yourself
that would be a shame
heh

lol what the fuck anon