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I haven't slept either.

Woke up into hallucinations again jumped out of bed thinking I was covered in insects and was saying random quotes from some film I watched last night as if they meant something extremely important. Stuff keeps replaying in my head. For some reason I thought there was a nest in my bed so it took about 10 minutes to get back in bed and here I am. Guess I'm staying up.

>>36912012
Anon im sorry you have to go through that
what makes you feel like theres insects around you? did you recently experience something

>it's another "I stayed up all night refreshing r9k for literally hours" episode
When are the writers gonna give me something new and original?

>when people don't even bother to look in your general direction, on purpose
>it's like I'm not even human

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>people look in your direction
>they start laughing

being an average looking white male is overrated

>>36911784
The relief of not being you is just enough to inhibit their gag reflex.

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>>36911749
>he uses chrome-based browsers

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>>36911785
Good tab

>>36911785
>applefag
is this bait

>>36911746
>officially
Who cares? 99.999% of pepe artwork isn't official, it's made by memeboys. Sounds like a desperate attempt by the artist to stay relevant (pro tip: he isn't).

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>implying he has ownership of pepe
>implying his words and deeds mean anything

>>36911746
like I actually stole candy from a baby.

Personality is formed over time by factors. For example, a dog that is treated well and trained well should be a peaceful and loving pet. A dog that has faced violence and hate has developed a scared and defending personality and attitude. It's all just genetics and factors, anon.

>he has no personality
what did they mean by this?

>>36911727>>36911809
>A dog that has faced violence and hate has developed a scared and defending personality and attitude.
Awe why dont you go stuff it friend.

>>36911723
>roasties are the one true evil of the world
No, that would be thirsty betas who enable their behavior.

>>36911723
>tfw 4'1
Get roasted, roastie.

>>36911733

I stopped chasing women in high school, I just get reminded of their disgusting behavior and sperg out

>>36911714
You wouldn't really be able to think after pulling the trigger anymore and there's no chance you can think anymore after a stunt like that.
Maybe by some freak accident you can become a vegetable living on your brainstem but you wouldn't notice that yourself.

>>36911714
If you hit it from that angle you will hit an rea in your brain that controls your organs meaning all your organs will stop working immediately.

>>36911714
There's always the risk of ending up a vegetable.

That being said, if you use the right kind of gun and angle, the risk is virtually non-existent.

>>36911643
They all look autistic that's hilarious

>>36911643
>dylan roof on the far right
it cracks me up everytime.

That one guy, second from the right with his arms crossed is the only remotely attractive one of the bunch. Something't wrong with that one dude in the middle's neck

>>36911629
Yell out, "WHO SHAT IN THE SHOWER AGAIN?"

>>36911629
Stop the robbery in progress. Ez pz

Wash her because she is putrid all covered in mud

>>36911576
Good thing I was already 6' at 16.

>>36911576
5'5 here. How am I inferior? I have an IQ of 135, I'm naturally built, etc... explain, faggot?

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>>36911576
daily reminder if you have to make a threads like this it means you have insecurity issues.

>>36911514
Because I'm on a constant loop of depression and failure. Also people post cute anime girls.

>>36911568
>Because I'm on a constant loop of depression and failure
Couldn't have said it any better myself

>>36911568
Honestly this to be quite honest family
If you kill me that'd be great, too much of a pussy to do it myself

>>36911492
>8000 calories again
How the fuck are you still alive?

Instead of eating just drink water you fat cuck

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>>36911543
>>36911527
don't blame me for my genetic predisposition to obesity and low metabolism (+ thyroid probmels)

>>36911437
>added to a whatsapp group
No I don't know this feel
>had gf
No I don't know this feel at all

Now leave normal

>>36911437
Yeah that's pretty 'tarded OP

>>36911437
>Arsenal fan
>Wants to kill self

Makes sense desu

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In the 2nd dimension.

How do you define "total attention whore"?

>>36911397
>you dont
oreeeeeeegano you robot cuck

Drink some you fucking degenerate.

Drink it, DUH

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>>36911357
If dubs you have to drink it