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not really

I'd still suck/lick/cum on them

>>36913927
why aren't they pretty :(

>>36913942
you have cankles lad

this board is so fucking gay

this is the funniest thread in a while

thanks for cheering me up

HEY DAD WHYS YOR DICK SO SMALL HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>36913784
This would happen eventually anyway. Once you have had sex with someone, it's either steady relationship or cutting contact. You can't go back to being platonic friends.

just seems like a random, self serving mentality. great, you fucked someone, bravo.

if you fuck a woman without even being in a relationship with her, it tells her everything she needs to know off the bat.

Yea be glad you fucked her.
I knew I'd never have her for a long time but I did have a shot at fucking her and... It just got ruined. Haven't talked in a long time.

>plz be my butler bf

damn that's a pretty big dick
Will I die in the next year?

>>36913702
:(

origgnalo niggalo

>>36912944

A feather without ink makes not a Pen.

>>36913685
>implying that we expected the french to make a good decision

We got Trump
We got Brexit
We have few right wing governments in Europe
We can't have it all in one go anon
Baby steps

>>36913604
I used to have a crush on Marisa Tomei, when I was a wee lad. Also, you're a faggot. Just be a man, and you'll get females interested in you.

>>36913637
what's wrong with wanting a mommy gif? It's the partisan's choice.

>>36913604
I also want a mommy gf.

She's got that I'm a little south American girl who likes dogs thing going on for her

>>36913571
I would disagree with you. She's posing in a way that makes her butt look bigger out of insecurity for the same reason that she isn't wearing many clothes. I personally think her face looks fine.

>>36913591
how can you tell that she's hispanic?

>OP really works as wagecuck for autismbux office
>Has to deal with NEETs

i think depression is easier to fake then autism

you're gonna give yourself away to any qualified psychologist when you slip up and make eye contact, or talk in anything other than monotone voice

Fake having a severe psychological disorder, do your research and play it up a little. Get several hospitalizations and convince at least one therapist, one psychologist and your primary care doctor that you have schizophrenia or a related psychotic disorder.
You'll need these three people and the dates and locations of your hospital stays for evidence when you apply.
First you will apply at SSA.gov for SSDI, this is autismbux for people who have had a job before and work enough to get a higher payout. If you need neetbux due to a lack of work credits, you want SSI. EITHER WAY you will need to apply for SSDI, so get that out of the way. Head down to the social security office in your town or city and apply for SSI in person. They will check information with you, ask several questions and have you will out some forms. To get maximum payout (no more than $1000 / month including your state stipend if you state has one) you need to be living on your own, paying for rent and utilities as well as your meals.
Then you wait for three months to several years depending if they request an appeal. The worse you make yourself look and the better these medical people I mentioned earlier means more likelihood of being approved quickly and the first time. Good luck and remember if you aren't actually disabled in some way this is fraud. It isn't hard to convince people you're crazy if you actually are the kind of person who doesn't want to work.

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>20
>m
>dont know
>6
>studentcuck
>0
>yes

>19
>male (male)
>5'10
>6/10
>skool
>O
>of course

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>18
>vagina
>161cm
>0
>hahahahahah
>0
>yes

what is mewing

orginal

>>36913494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8

>>36913479
>tfw actually good looking but too sperg to talk to girls
>had 2 girlfriends but they lasted like 3 weeks tops
>why god

>chad comes to /r9k/ to bully me

hope you feel good about yourself

yet here you are. a happy, busybody, well adjusted person wouldn't have the time to be here. a happy energetic person wouldn't be coming back to this forum if everything was going smoothly.

in closing id like to say good job on accomplishing some goals you set out for yourself.

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>>36913473
Feel free to leave, you're kind not welcomed here.

>>36913462
You haven't even listed your problems so I can't tell you.

>>36913713
I have no problems, I'm just itching to get out of this room. I really want to witness a cataclysm is all.

>>36913462
Try suck a dick

>>36913434
>tfw had a hairline fracture just below my knee
>tfw in crutches for a month
FeelsGoodMan?

>>36913434
Consider yourself lucky anon. I have broken both of my arms at some point and got run over which by some grace of god only ended with a broken foot and 4000$ in my bank account. Having a limb on lock down makes you appreciate them more for sure

>>36913478

yes it does you dumb normie who needs to go back to plebbit

>>36913430

You'll look like a turbo normie

Just go there
Place a box of condoms on the desk and give the cashier a little smile so they know you're about to pound some pussy.

>>36913570

yeah, dont do that

just buy them like youd buy anything else.

Force a stone face. No emotion, no fear, no nothing.

Then you walk in and buy it.

Also applicable for anything else you can't do because youre a spergy fuck

The slut checklist:
>female

>>36913425
Male here, I've done all of those except
>a broken hymen
>STDs
>dressing like a whore
>abortions
>date with a girl I'm not interested with
If you replace the word "guy" with "girl"
And I don't have any tats or piercings

>>36913798
This all that was needed to be posted. Thread\