>Why are you blocking my path?
>Get the FUCK out my way you little white FAGGOT!
>give her the ray rice elevator treatment
>>36914346
>lynch her
>bring her to the poorest nigger neighborhood
>present her as my trophy and get declared king of the niggers
>>36914346
From experience, it's normally a test to see how alpha you are. If you get out of the way you're beta no matter what you say. The correct answer is to start a quarrel with her and block her way, it'll probably get a bit rough but she'll actually like it. Fuck women and their fake acts.
fat fembot here, whats the best ways to lose weight. i'm sick of always being rated "would be better if you lose a few lbs"
>>36914325
try not eating for a few weeks
>>36914351
how do i stave off hunger pains?
>>36914325
Eat less, go for a run, cut all sugar out of your diet, eat less bread and juice, go a sauna, etc.
ITT: we support, follow, share, and give constructive criticism to eachother on various websites for music sharing such as Bandcamp, Soundcloud, Youtube, and so on
Post a link to your site(s) and other anons follow/share/give feedback.
not me but this guy posted on here a few days ago his stuff is comfy
https://youtu.be/PXLjIB7oLNM
>>36914305
Mic needs to be clearer.
Maybe a more complicated intro melody
https://m.soundcloud.com/ojnoodles
Trying to get into the whole online thing. Who the hell wants to listen acoustic guitar droning though?
>Chilling in the coach
>Sitting next to a girl from your class
>She's gone quiet
>Turn your head and see this
What do?
>>36914267
put my fingers in her mouth
Let her sleep. Sleep is sacred. Disturb my sleep, and I will pelt you.
>>36914267
That coach better be female you fag
>mfw Anon says women can't be robotsI'm flipping you the bird btw
>>36914243
>implying I wouldn't date a qt like that
Im not even that bad looking either
>>36914284
This. I'd just try hard to ignore your monster claw.
i'd instantly marry her. she could even get robot hands(heh) and i'd be sitting there with a cutie for the rest of my life
>be 5'3
>go to grocery store
>want Oreos
>stacked really high on shelf
>reaching for them but can't quite get them
>5'8 Stacy employee comes along and grabs them for me without asking
I know she was trying to be nice but fuck that was embarrassing. Even Chad knows not to do that. I would've gotten them eventually, I always do.
>>36914225
you really cant expect a woman to understand a short man's plight. you certainly cant expect them to understand that a man's independence is all he has and without it he's utterly worthless. at least she tried to do some good, even if she failed miserably
>I always do
LOL
be glad youre short and not freakishly tall like me
being 6'8 isnt fun
women dont like it
Anon, why do you hate fun?
>>36914193
I don't. It's skinny-dipping time! The last one to make it to the water is smelly robot!
>nobody wants to make fun with me, only fun at me
have i answered all your questions satisfactory?
>>36914193
I don't
I'd happily do normie "fun" stuff like drugs, drinking, partying or whatever and would probably enjoy it if any ever invited me
unfortunately I'm a balding virgin manlet with SPD
are you male/female?
age
single?
>fembot
>23
>4 times a day
>single and virgin
>>36914108
Male,
24,
3 times a day,
Forever alone.
>>36914120
>virgin
Sell it off to some Chinese businessman.
Is Francis /robot/?
>NEET
>lives with his sister that support him
>plays vidya
>30 something and still virgin
>no interest in other people what so ever
>fat
>sometimes grows neckbeard
>glasses
>eating disorder
>probably depressed
doesnt fransisco have gf?
nice bait thread very good effort on your part but it won't work on me friend
>>36914089
No, Francis doesn't have a gf.
I am designing my own site after learning xhtml/css but I need some ideas
What kind of site should I make?
Protip: make one thats a topic you like, otherwise you'll get bored and eventually stop
>>36914043
A porn site, for my specific fetishes
>>36914043
>xhtml
At what EXACT point did you become sick to death of this fucking garbage?
>>36914042
use the old captcha, newfag.
>>36914042
It gets worse.
I had a captcha like that but then it said "copy and paste this code into the box" after I completed it correctly.
>>36914532
it's common when you're using a proxy.
What exactly constitutes being a normie
/
normalfag
>>36914040
You have pretty fingers anon.
>>36914090
Thanks for answering the question
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I'm 20 (5'8") with anxiety issues and mild aspergers, how do I get laid or at least avoid the friendzone?
>>36914027
Socialize, befriend people of both genders, and learn how to flirt and escalate.
>>36914027
>5'8"
>how do I get laid
anon I have some bad news for you
Stop going on /r9k/. The virgin autists here will do anything to try to stop you from getting laid.
ITT: You're given an offer to become a tall muscle Chad with a huge dick, but you can ONLY attract/fuck married women over 30 (even married relatives will find you irresistible).
Their husbands aren't affected, so you'd probably do a lot of sneaking around, unless they're into cuckolding.
Do you take the offer?
>>36914014
Yes considering all the men I could cuck and force them to raise my children. Sounds like a good deal.
Why do all of these Chad pics look vaguely brown. Is "Chad" a plot by the left wing media to make us accept sandnigger as our own???
well since i've never wanted to have sex with girls under 30-40 i don't see why not. it'd be like a dream come true
>On the bus
>Sit next to this
What do?
Grab feminine penis
>>36913945
oh yeah bb fuck the mouth
Sneak peeks as much as possible without other passengers noticing me