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Lunch time, wagecuck. Better be quick.
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>>36915333
It's 9:23. West coast.
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>>36915333
haircut time, NEETlet
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>>36915333
>>36915866
checked
It's Lunch time, wagecuck. Better be quick.
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are you disliked by everyone who knows you?i am. hurts quite a bit.
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Honestly yes, but I know I'm an exceptional and excellent person so I don't care. I prefer to be alone and do not maintain relationships. This has always been how I am, it has consequences but they are ones I have to accept due to my nature.
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>>36915325
>tfw you can see the disgust in their face when they look at you
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No, I think they feel bad for me.
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>high school graduation
>everyone walks across the stage to thunderous applause and cheers
>Your turn
>only a few scattered claps are heard as you walk across
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>you're a really nice person, but I don't feel that way about you
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Everyone treated you like a social pariah because you liked memes and shit.
>Now I make more about them, and I love talking abot economics and finance
Meanwhile single mothers and failures everywhere. Feels so fucking good!!
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>Staring out of the hospital window, waiting helplessly as my rank is removed
>Having to tell everyone at home I failed training
>Imagining the disappointment in all their faces
It's gotten easier as the years dragged on...
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Time for one of these threads.
Score yourselves.
Nonvirgins need not apply, this thread is not relevant to you
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>>36915227
>"get some nice clothes and have a shower, and maybe you can be saved."
>get nice clothes and show
>still nothing
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>>36915227
a-am i originally gonna make it?
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>>36915227
51, im a perma virgin no surprise, thats a good test OP.
Now im just going to kill myself.
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>oh hey anon I haven't seen you since high school
>what have you been up do?
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>Implying anyone would remember me at all
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>>36915197
J-just baneposting.
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>>36915197
>just so you know, i had a huge crush on you, wanna go for a coffee?
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whats the longest youve been in a relationship?
mine was 5 years, i wanted to marry this girl and put babies in her, i was her first and she was my first.
then she fucked a nigger and i dumped her immediately when i learned about it.
she looked like pic related but blonde
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>>36915164
>longest
0 years. Thanks for reminding me op
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3 weeks then she told me she only said yes to not hurt my feelings....
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>45 minutes
>>36915265
basically this
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>Apply for data entry job
>Have to take a wpm typing exam, only people who score at least 34 wpm with 97% accuracy will be considered
>SCORE
>78 wpm 100% accuracy
>MFW
EMPLOYMENT HERE I COME
TOOT TOOT
ALL ABOARD THE NORMIE EXPRESS
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>34 wpm
This was considered failing when I took a typing class in 8th grade
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>>36915150
why the fuck did you need to test for that?
where are you working?
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enjoy your tendonitis, retard
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ITT: Shit normies do that perplexes you
>gambling
How the fuck do normies get addicted to gambling? How can you enjoy giving your money away?
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>>36915136
>gambling
It's the thrill of winning not losing. Imagine being a kid back in the 90's and buying a pack of pokemon cards, that's a form of gambling. You pay up front and then open the pack and maybe just maybe if you are lucky you got that blastoise or charizard.
Same shit, you drop a penny in the slot machine you might get nothing you might get the jackpot.
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>>36915180
Difference is I wouldn't bankrupt myself over them. Walking into a casino is the most bluepilled cucked thing you can do. Everyone knows the house always wins. You're just giving your money away because pic related lured you with shiny lights.
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>>36915136
I look at it as entertainment. I went to a show in Atlantic City 2 weeks ago. Went in the casino, put 20 bucks in a slot machine, played for about 2 hours and left with 40 dollars. I also drank 4 free drinks during this time. Eden workout winning though I have gone to casinos and spent less than 50 bucks drinking and gambling, still far less than I would have spent at a bar.
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You know I found this pape and it really hit me in the feels big time. Not taking it literally but the sense that we are enslaved and dream of something better for ourselves.
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>>36915116
I'd prefer the right desu. Girls are a waste of time
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>>36915116
are you 13?
This image has floated around for a while, you really are in the infant stages of emotion.
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>>36915116
My goodness Sir I am testing my random banning, I do not understand me family why when I wasn't active in 2013 I asked for CeePee? Honestly insane, it has left me bedraggled
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>therapist asks if I have any social events coming up
>say I can't think of any
>Well, have you ever been to a party?
>No
>Well, when you're invited to a party
>I don't get invited to parties
>You've never been invited to a party?
>no
>looks at me like I'm crazy
Are all psychiatrists normies?
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>>36915115
Lol no anon they are not normies 90% of them are damaged goods and took the job up to help people who were diddled like them or what ever, the other part of them (the gov ones) usually lie and fuck you over to save govbux.
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>therapists asks if I have friends
>no
>"Well you must have some friends. Everybody has friends!"
>I don't
>"... okay then..."
I'm convinced 90% of people seeing therapists are normies who get meme depression and take phrases like "b urself" seriously.
The other 10% is losers like us who they just do as little as possible so we eventually kill ourselves and make room for more normies so the therapist doesn't have to be around weirdos like us anymore.
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>>36915167
More like they don't have a fucking clue as to how to deal with autists and people who need long-term help.
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>be youngest of 3 boys
>parents obviously wanted 1 boy 1 girl like everyone
>had another boy
>tried yet again
>another little fucking boy, me
Anyone else feel these feels? All they wanted was a little girl but mom kept shitting out us male retards.
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They wanted a son, I just wasn't the kind of son they wanted
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>>36915114
Just transition and become their little girl anon
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>>36915114
At least they didnt dress you in girl clothes and give you a queer name like Kelley
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>tfw a little cash injection of 50k would literally solve all your problems whatsoever
Fucking money I swear. Everything else is secondary to this shitty concept. Rich people literally have nothing to worry about. NOTHING.
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Yea I could really use 50 grand large right now but to be fair I'd probably spend 10k in one week right off the bat just drinking, buying new clothing and renting hookers by the night.
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>>36915052
50K would help me be a NEET for like 2 years.
On top of that I could probably go back to college and get a degree so I can get a comfy job when the money runs out.
Fuck being poor sucks
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>>Rich people literally have nothing to worry about
>What is inventory
>What is assets
>What is inflation
>What are lawsuits
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Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. Can't believe I almost forgot
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>>>/r/eddit
original lelelelelelelelell
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>>36915041
>doesn't believe in human pecking orders
opinion discarded and melted down for scrap
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If you were really trying to learn your limitations would you be sitting here trying to tell me what you want me to be?
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What do you have to live for?
>nothing
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I had a dream about having a gf last night
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>>36915018
My dogs and my mom.
When they die I'll probably go too.
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>nothing
same
unfortunately I believe in God and it's the only reason why I haven't ended it yet. I really hope someone just fucking runs up to me and shoots me in the heart
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>PC room smells like cum
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>Disgusting fat annoying guy used to sit next to me in class
>Disgusting smell coming from him, makes me feel like puking>Smells the same every day
>One day I fall asleep after jacking off
>I wake up and smell the dried cum
>It smells exactly like fatman...!
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>>36914992
tfw he's probably had a gf
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>>36914949
Wash your fucking dick before and after fapping, cum on a paper towel and there you go, no evidence/smell left.