>C'mon whiteboi dis booty ain't gone eat isself
>>36915718
but how can you be sure of that????
Idk you're black so it might
how do we systematically exterminate black people?
Is there any German engineer here on this board to tell us most efficient way?
Yo white boy which PS4 game you want to play with me
>xd rate my gaeming colection i am black
>thes ar all my gaems
>lol wut iz steam xdddd????+
>>36915673
>playing games
>console
Pick one
Your threads are comfy.
Hello. This is my autism hat. I bought this hat because it has no company labels or advertising on it. It is a logo-less hat. It is the only hat I will wear. I also bought this hat because it reminds me of a hat my grandfather used to wear all the time. Except his hat was khaki. I originally wanted a khaki hat, but I couldn't find a khaki logo-less hat. This was the best I could do. I wear this hat because it does a good job at collecting the sweat from my brow. I also wear this hat because I can not shower and people won't notice because they won't be able to see my greasy hair. One day my brother said, "why do you wear that shitty hat? It looks disgusting and discolored with all those sweat stains. Get a new hat." Then my mother defended me and said, "Leave him alone! That is his special hat! He likes it!" Does anyone else here have autism clothing like me? By the way in case you can't tell from the pictures my hat is black, but due to sweat or maybe even grease from my hair it has become discolored to a rust iron reddish brown. There are also some visible white sweat lines on it, and sometimes I make new one depending on how much I sweat that day. I like this hat, but I wish I had a khaki logo-less hat like my grandfather did. He is dead now. He died of cancer (I don't know what kind though). My mom owns his khaki logo-less hat, but she refuses to let me have it. Partly because she still misses her dad, and partly because she has no fucking clue where it is. One day I will buy a new hat, especially since this one has become noticeable smelly. It kind of smells like soured milk haha. But for the moment I still like this hat.
congrats. I bet you wear old blue jeans and a cotton/polyester zip-up sweater too
>>36915650
why r u naked?
wana post pics maybe??
>>36915675
I don't wear old old blue jeans. Not like 90's whitewashed dad jeans. But I do have some old pairs. But I also buy new trendy pairs. I have these cool khaki colored one, and green pair, and even a silver pair. I also own polyester zip up jackets. But it's more of a track jacket. I like to zip it all the way up so the collar is like a turtle neck and I can pretend I'm some hard British hooligan getting read to fight for my football team. It helps my confidence because I feel like I'm giving off the aura of a cool strong British guy.
>>36915715
Being naked is really comfortable. But I will not post pics. I wanted to edit my body out but I couldn't figure out how to do it very well in MS Paint.
>>36915677
Nice. You have great taste.
drinking thread anyone?
>>36915634
HELL YEAH, 12:35 in the afternoon time to pour up some vodka seltzer. Still hungover from last night, trying to get blasted and forget everything. What you sippin on
>>36916108
big ass bottle of cheap vodka, drinkin' this shit raw, washing it down with cream soda.
>>36916124
what brand, I got some popov and a steel reserve for later. Also what do you do when you drink. I usually drunk text exes and watch lobojr streams.
I'm a girl with a fatfetish. Is this rare in women?
>>36915564
>I'm a girl
thanks for telling us
>>36915564
>Is this rare in women?
Yes.
>>36915564
It doesn't matter if you have a fat fetish, most women with a fat fetish still want the guy to have a big dick and most fatties have small cocks.
There's no winning fat bots.
>mom bugging me about not having any friends again
>"How come you don't hang out with [old friend] anymore?"
>tell her that was almost 15 years ago
>"but you were such good friends, he used to come over and you'd play video games all the time!"
>tell her he was an asshole who stole my shit and talked shit about me behind my back
>tell her he's now a turbo Chad who would hate to have someone like me around him anymore
>"Oh my God Anon, you can't be too critical of your friends. Here I mentioned him because I talked to him on Facebook and told him you were gonna visit [club] and meet him there Friday night. Now I don't want any excuses, you need to get out of the house and socialize. Now you're going to that club and that's an order!"
please tell me this won't be too bad
>>36915548
go out but don't actually go.
>>36915548
Go out. And see a movie or 2
Do other people's mom's actually do that? How embarrassing that must be.
Do you have any experience eating ass?
>>36915546
Yes I just did it a few days ago
>>36915593
Does it taste bad?
Does the hair get in your teeth?
>>36915546
this bitch needs to learn to wash her ass after shitting. real talk
This is it robots. The end of the tracks. Im going to commit suicide. I live by some active train tracks. Should I just stick my head under a moving train?
>>36915531
if you do it live stream it from your phone
>>36915531
Don't do it please ; - ;
>>36915531
It would be one of the better ways to die because it is guaranteed, but I do not condone killing yourself ever. Talk to someone.
honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when the black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this??
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im tulley desperate to get some honest answer
originale supremo
>implying traps are gay
>>36915541
holy shit her dick is huge
Hey anon, do you want to sneak over to my place when my parents are gone and work on the project ;)
Wut do?
all indian houses reek of curry
but its worth it for the curry puss
What project? Fuck off
Brown girls are
d e l i c i o u s
DO NOT GET THE GTX 1080!!!
svpport yovr claim with evidance
1070 is more cost-efficient!
ok i wont then
>be an alcohol
>every time i drink i can't legally drive the next day
This is getting pretty fucking inconvenient.
>a normal persons alcohol intake is 1-3 drinks in one day
Get the fuck out of here, who does this.
I need about 20 drinks to be drunk, basically next day can't drive and it's ruining my life.
Gonna drive tomorrow anyway, i'm fucking hungry. Why didn't i drive yesterday to get food you ask? I was apparently over the alcohol limit!
drink less and drink less often
lower your tolerance just like any other drug
>>36915429
switch to benzos faggola.
>be an alcohol
Which one?
>Take a good long shower with a lot of soap
>Spray some deodorant
>Put on fresh clean clothes
>For some reason I still smell like semen
Why is this happening?
>>36915401
Clothes need to be cleaned in hotter water. Go to the gaswater system and turn the temperature up.
>>36915401
probably not you probably your surroundings plus if it dries up on you or your clothes don't expect to get rid of the smell immediately
>>36915401
did you fap in the shower?
cum might have dripped onto your legs
How do I stop liking futanari?
Why would you want to? Futa is a miracle of the universe.
>>36915387
apply .50 cal directly to the forehead senpai a lam
>>36915413
Because girls with dicks aren't real my dude
>used to think Elliot Rodger was probably a cool guy
>decide to read his manifesto
>wants girls
>never approaches girls
>doesn't try and put on the norman mask
>blames the normans for not talking to him
>so spineless he cant even begin to imagine rejection
>"wahhh im wearing nice clothes why don't people talk to me?"
>this fucking candy-ass used birthday money to buy 2 handguns
>used meditation and visualization to try and win the lotto
>could have used them but with talking to a girl?
elliot rodger fans have two choices
A. you never read his book and didn't realize he was a massive pussy
B. You are just as afraid as his to act on your desires as he was. But don't have enough birthday money from gramma and grammpy to buy guns. even if you did you wouldn't have the courage to do what he did unless you are also mentally ill.
I didn't choose to be like him. I despise myself
>>36915753
hey can i add you on or kik or something im convinced that i can help you
b. actually
but i live in britain so i cant get a gun no matter how rich i am