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>mfw just sucked dick for money
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>>36916666
nice quads and gay
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>>36916666
Devilish quads checked. Now go suck more dick.
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>>36916666
How did it happen?
How much (money, and dick if so inclined)?
Would you do it again?
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Pregnancy is like real life breast inflation. Ever since I've been with my wife she has had a cups. All through high school and college. Now that she is prego her tits have hurt and they've swelled to d cups. Then I overheard her mom and sister saying she shouldn't have bought new bras yet because when she breasts feeds she should expect at least a cup size if not more in growth... What the fuck is this magic.
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>>36916653
It's temporary. Goes back down once the pregnancy hormones subside.
Also:
>wife
>she's pregnant, so you've fucked her most likely
>dated her since high school
>mfw
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>>36916699
God dammit. That's a funny picture, but kill yourself
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why are you here?
Why are you telling us this?
this isn't your facebook you dumb phone poster
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>tfw 242 lbs
>play world of warcraft and bing eat because mommies good cooking and she buying stuff all the time
SOMEBODY FUCKIN HELP ME and it better be a girl that falls in love with the person inside this fat
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The person inside the fat is a sniveling defeatist. Obesity is a perfect representation of moral character, as only the weak, lazy and stupid are fat.
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>>36916904
and people that dont cheat with keto or steroids
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>>36916644
Exactly how tall are you?
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>"why do you always looks so angry anon?"
>"you should smile more"
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If a girl is saying that then she wants to fuck you. She's just really bad at showing it and will not be the best relationship material so ultimately do not trust her.
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>>36916628
stop being a mopey faggot
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>>36916628
>smile
>"Holy shit, Anon, I was just trying to make you feel better. You don't have to make fun of me."
>mfw I was genuinely attempting to smile
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Hos is it going lads?
what are you doing today?
what did you do?
how do you feel?
>no <25 allowed
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Bought some eggs, minced beef, salt and pepper, hot dogs, an onion, chili peppers, pepperoni, cheddar cheese, ketchup, crackers, bread, soda water, potatoes and ramen. Cleaned my apartment.
Fapped.
Trolled.
Hoping someone streams something on YouTube today
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>>36916576
just went for a walk, put a round of clothes in the washing machine and make a big ass smoothie while waiting for it to be over. thinking about going to buy a 2 beers but it's 8PM and I wanna sleep early. I also wanna do some wim hof exercises (yoga and cold showers and shit) and those aren't happening if I go buy beer.
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30yo neet
>had an interview at a bakery at 11:30
>passed out a few more resumes
>grocery shopped with mom
>now listening to vaporwave and playing video games
I've been a neet for almost two weeks, and i feel like shit. Kudos to anyone who can do it long term.
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was giving more rights to women a mistake?
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kaahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!
ahh, what a riot...heh....haha...hahahaaa....ahh...
nice one, OP. thank you for this riotous post.
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>>36916808
I want a proper discussion here, faggot. Shitposting aside, a lot of "robots" seem to hate women. I would like to get their answers with backed up arguments for it
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>>36916472
Giving women the right to vote was ok. Democracy has always been a me-me anyways. It was giving women the right to inherit that fucked everything up, because that was the first of a series of things that ruined marriage and in consequence the whole western world
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Anyone still moaning about Chads clearly hasn't seen The Sandlot.
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>>36916442
you're killing me smalls.
Saw that on a shirt the other day by a normie.
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>Rodriguez
>a Chad
That's a Carlos anon
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I've seen the version where it's black ghetto kids.
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Post fucked up things about yourself.
>raised my eyebrows for five years straight
>wore makeup to school
>sent my aunt an email asking for nudes
>wore the same aunt's tights and masturbated
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>>36916400
Oh, I forgot.
>lost my virginity to a trans hooker
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>>36916415
And
>spent two months in a locked psych ward
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Did she send you the nudes tho
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Honestly, is there a more fucked up practice than labiaplasty?
GROWN women CHOOSING to have part of their genitalia removed just because men find it more visually pleasing? I honestly can't believe something like this goes on in so called "civilized" parts of the world.
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Its their choise tho.
What do you care?
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>>36916377
looked worse after desu
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>>36916377
It isn't our fault. It's yours for making us hate ourselves.
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who did you steal that personality trait from?
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>>36916345
s-some anime character probably...
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Kenny Hotz
Guilty
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My first gf always was super happy and smiling despite being terribly depressed. She never told anyone about how terrible she felt but genuinely wanted everyone to be happy and not just to look like that's how she wanted to be. She was optimistic about everyone and gave them the benefit of the doubt. So now I try to do them same, most people describe me a little giddy and joyful and I try to be a positive part of the day of whoever I run into. I'm not humble bragging, I know I'm not perfect at it but I try to do my best.
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Proper OP image edition
Doesn't matter that it's behind
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>tfw wank to JOI
even in my fantasies I dont get laid
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Advice for taking my driving theory please?
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>pic related
is my gf.
I have sex with her all day, every day. I probably orgasm between 50-70 times a week, because ALL I ever do when Im not at work or sleeping, is fuck my doll. Even when Im doing other stuff, in still inside one of my dolls 3 holes edging one way or another. Watching tv? Im inside my doll. Playing video games? Im inside my doll. Lurking? Im inside my doll. Dad calls me for some reason, and I answer the phone and hold a convo with him? Im STILL inside my doll.
My Parents had to move in with me. They have since left, but were with me for over a year. I had to put my doll in storage so they wouldnt find it. No problem. I spent Most of my time at the storage place plowing the fuck out of my doll. I mean I would be there for hours daily. Id go for lunch too since the facility is was close to my work.
Currently, I have 12 people who I swap doll fucking videos with via email. 1 of which is a woman. Ive had 5 dolls total, and have been swapping doll fap videos since 2014. If im not fucking my doll, Im fapping to dolls getting fucked, and im not using my hand like a peasant, I have an Autoblow, that extracts the cum from balls hands free.
I probably need help, But im so sexually liberated and satisfied, I feel like i dont want to go back to the other side.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3TRBwKFfJv4
Creepy or cute?
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Basically me at the library because I'm not allowed near schools anymore
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LOLLLLLLLL LEANNE
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>>36916312
oh god. thats very hard to watch and I've seen some gory shit.
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I think it's time for me to make a reaction pic folder, and this is honestly like the only good reaction pic I have at the moment, so post your best ones brobots, rate/discuss others, etc.
And thanks in advance for contributing to my folder!
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Do anime pics count
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>>36916199
How much of a newfag are you?
Do you have a pepe folder at least?
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>>36916215
sure
>>36916265
I'm really not, I do have a pepe and apu folder but I want a separate folder for just misc reaction pics
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>live in small village in Bongistan
>mobile post office van comes a few times a week (pic related)
>be an autist who doesn't go anywhere so I use it fairly often
>have good banter with the guy who works there
>he always wears funny hats and I make jokes and we both laugh
>go along today to send a birthday present
>it's obviously a book even though it's wrapped in paper
>"Now son, as you know I just have to ask what's in it"
>suddenly think it would be funny to say it's a bomb
>...
>stops what he's doing and glares at me
>"Never say that again. That's not funny laddy"
>not sure if he's joking and I'm trying not to be beta as fuck these days
>grin like an idiot as if I'm in on it
>"What would happen if you said that at an airport, eh?"
>say it would depend on who heard
>"Someone on the security team obviously"
>tell him they probably wouldn't be very impressed
>"You'd get fucking arrested, wouldn't you"
>reckon he's probably not joking but don't want to look like a little bitch just in case
>keep smiling and agree he's right
>"Get out. Seriously, get out right now"
>doesn't give me the parcel back which I've not paid for yet
>decide it is a joke because otherwise he'd hand it over even if he refuses to send it
>"And seriously, don't come back"
>get on my bike and go home, thinking I'll return later and see what's going on
>walk back later with my money
>there's a police car by the van
>turn 360 and run home
What the fuck do I do? Am I going to be arrested? Do I just go back tomorrow and apologise or something? Help me out bros, I fucked up bad
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Fucking normies can't take a joke at all. Reminds me of when I got reported at work for telling a coworker that the Columbine Shooting was my favorite school shooting (this was before the Supreme Gentleman existed.)
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he sounds like a total asshole OP, he was clearly in the wrong here
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>>36916119
OP, you should definitely send a bomb to him now, teach him a lesson!
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this pretty much destroys the" just be yourself" argument 2017-05-10 04:39:07 Post No.36916113
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this pretty much destroys the" just be yourself" argument 2017-05-10 04:39:07 Post No.36916113
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this pretty much destroys the" just be yourself" argument
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prove me that this picture doesn't describe everything wrong with argument
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>>36916113
why would i prove it wrong when its true you fucking nigger
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Stop being a boring socially retarded autist. It's not hard
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>>36916113
Couldn't the triangle and the pentagon get through if they went head first?