>Kissless
>Handholdless
>Hugless
>Conversationless
>Eye Contactless
>Virgin
>Only has a small group of semi-close friend
>Only girls that talk to me are relatives
>Can't initiate conversations with strangers at all
>Quiet as fuck
>Awkward as fuck
>Smart but not smart enough
>Huge procrastinator
>Always starts but never finishes
>No passions
>Spends days playing vidya but never good at it
>Outshined in nearly every aspect by younger sibling
Who else knows this feel?
I want to off myself so bad but for some reason I am convinced that all this will somehow get better
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Anon we've been talking amongst the other anons and we've decided to kick you off the island for being such a virgin faggot
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>Who else knows this feel?
Well anon, you managed to sum up my entire life...
except for the fact that I know it won't get any better.
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>>36919358
Do you know where you are you fucking normal?
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Are you a normie if you drive?
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>>36919225
If you own a car yes that is pretty normie and high up in the social hierarchy.
Having a license is something everyone should have and doesn't make you a normie though.
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no, just most likely a fat fuck.
i saw a guy get out of his van with his dog to take him on a walk. really, you can't walk from your doorstep?
you got the most obese country in the world for a reason.
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>>36919264
>Having a license is something everyone should have and doesn't make you a normie though.
it does make you a normie when a licence costs a whole month of full time minimum wage
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Flying
Whenever you cycle or discard another card, scry 1.
Cycling 1 (island)
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It's blue, not island, you dumb cuck. Doesn't matter if it comes from an island or not. You didn't even write the mana cost, card type, creature type, or the P/T
Go back to school, kid
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"Oh, no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!"
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Human Creature/Artifact Creature coming out of an egg?!?!?!
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please take me home. I think that I have suffered enough and there seems to be no happy end for me anymore.
I am not able to kill myself so please do me a favour and take me home my creator. I'm not not gonna make it in this purgatory.
I have even lost my faith in you but please let me in your arms and take me home.
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It's not going to happen because there is no god. If you want to quit just shoot yourself.
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ALMOST HEAVEN
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I'll be going home
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Find out what happens next on
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>>36919074
>he fell for the /pol/ meme
S T A Y T U N E D
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>>36919074
I'm against feminists and whores and I look fine. I don't hate them I just wish they wouldn't pretend to not be a whore, and also I get mad when they are ready to settle down even though women who fuck a lot are not marriage material and they can't go back and unfuck all those guys.
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Nothing. Not even normies are stupid enough to fall for such shitty bait, not to mention that misogyny is a stale meme.
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Did /r9k/ like Life is Strange?
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dunno, I don't play shitty games
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yes
and i'm not even ashamed to admit it. i've never liked games like that before and i can't watch anime because all the cute girly stuff disgusts me, but i really did enjoy LiS for some reason.
except for the final episode, it sucked. felt way too rushed.
but other than that it really was a great game.
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>>36919058
I really enjoyed Telltale's stuff, so I decided I'd give Life is Strange a shot last year.
I felt the dialogue was really forced, and I related more to the asshole dickbag characters we were supposed to dislike instead of the sad blue-haired best friend/potential lover they were going for.
I feel like Max herself is fine as a protagonist, but some of the choices they gave me that were supposed to be "hard" made me think more "do i do the thing that'll keep my friend(s) happy, or do i do the correct moral thing that ensures the survival of a human being" or something along those lines.
The game isn't dogshit awful like I've seen a lot of people try to paint it as, but I can't honestly recommend it to the average person who likes choice-based video games.
I'm not a professional reviewer please excuse my rambling.
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Pleasure-bording general /PBG/
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Thread for discussing methods of pleasurebording and talk about how good it feels after.
share your experiences and enlighten new robots who haven't tried this method of stress relief yet.
Thing I learned yesterday: it feels even better when laying on your back
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>>36919051
Winston, please, seek help
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>>36919051
Are you preparing yourself for when the FBI breaks in, arrests you, and waterboards you?
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Stay safe or get soaked
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Social embarrassment and social anxiety thread.
> Be me
> Standard pathetic NEET, struggle to leave the house most days
> Work up the courage to go out for a walk in a park.
> Get the bus home, because I'm fat mess.
> Bus is full, and have to stand in the front.
> Literally feel everyone's eyes on me, turn bright red. Like a fucking tomato.
> A group of Stacey's get on and I awkwardly in jerks and shudders mumbling sorry move to make room for them.
> Almost shaking and I start to go even redder. People are definitely staring.
> Another 10 mins like this before I get to my stop. People are openly laughing at my social retardation
> Get off, run to my room, pull my blinds, and contemplate my miserable existence.
How do normies do it? The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing I'm not the only one like this
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Haha you're a potato
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I used to be like that, perhaps even worse.
It is conquerable though, I've mostly eliminated it completely.
First step is exercise and diet, lose some weight and you'll feel better about yourself, and the endorphins from some cardio would make you feel good and less anxious as well.
If you have any friends try and see them or do something with them every once in awhile, that will also help.
Get on medication.
Get 8 hours sleep a night.
Get a CBT therapist to teach you anxiety coping skills if you can afford it, learn them yourself if not.
And finally, perhaps most importantly, get out of your comfort zone. The walk in the park was a good start. If you're feeling brave you can do something way out of your comfort zone and jump in the deep end. Something like a martial arts class would be extremely beneficial.
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>>36919020
The trick is to develop a superiority complex. If the people on the bus are all pieces of shit, you won't care what they think. You might even make them uncomfortable on purpose just for fun.
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My mother treats me like a child, she doesn't want me to leave home for a bigger city where I can get a better instruction nor get an apartament.
I want so bad to leave but then I think about how much she would suffer and how she'd make a selfish ungreatful bastard out of me with my relatives .
I want to scream right now .
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>>36918967
Anyone who holds back your development is equivalent to a worm, an infant-like weakling. If you let the worm live too long, it becomes a blood-sucking leech. You become a meal.
Crush the worm.
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>>36919134
That's his mom tho
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>>36918967
yea talk to her tell her why it's important to you, and if you can't reason with her you might need to break out without her approval.
My 2 uncles are adoults living with their mom, they are total loosers, getting a job is the best they will ever get. it sucks,you must be responsible for yourself.
renember, discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons
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>don't want friends anymore
>don't want a gf anymore
>stop caring about women
>sex drive is basically gone
>feel like I'm asexual nowadays
>the idea of sex disgusts me
>hate masturbating, only feel disgust and shame post-orgasm
>only care about 2D
>don't feel attraction, just genuine love to certain characters
>instantly happier when I see them
>trying to kill off any attraction to 3D i have left by conditioning myself
>only going to be 19 next month
>en route to becoming the most powerful wizard ever
>dropping out of college in a few weeks
>won't have to be around so many normies anymore for the rest of my life
>life is about to get so much better
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>>36918907
This kind of mindset actually led me to having a girlfriend, once you stop looking and trying to force it and just live your own life, then everything else will fall into place.
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>>36918907
>all that shit
/autism/
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Mommy and Daddy will force you to get off your ass eventually.
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ATTENTION FEMBOTS! CALLING ALL FEMBOTS!
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If you stumble upon this thread then you MUST post your belly! Belly gf thread!
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old pic kinda
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>>36918964
Your belly is cute! Post more, please!
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Why are fat girls so disingenuous? All the ones I've ever known have refused to eat in front of me. who do they think they're' fooling?
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A man needs a maid
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Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
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>>36918872
This
Women need to realize their place in society
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I have a fat old latino woman called Monica that cleans the house. I hate her.
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This is Star Butterfly, say something nice to her.
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Something nice to her.
orrigiginal
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>>36918853
i want to pud mi weenie in her
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>>36919042
Why you wana put your weenie in THIS!?!?!?
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>tfw finally have a gf at 21
>she's a virgin too (not to mention incredibly cute and not like most girls at all)
>only problem is she lives in Australia (I'm American) and is a few years younger than me
We met on omegle of all places and have been talking every day for 6 months. How do I make this happen? I'm a NEET with no income and we want to travel the world together.
I've been trying to make money (selling imported products on Amazon, among other things) but that's not secure at all. I just need some advice on how to make it a reality with her where we can travel.
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>>36918809
>she's a virgin
>she's a few years younger
>met on omegle
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>>36918869
She's 18 m8 relax
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>>36918880
>18 year old Australian girl is a virgin
don't be so gullible
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Listen wagie, just don't talk to me until i've had my coffee.
*snaps fingers and clears throat* Ay!..
And also, when you bring my coffee, don't forget my bendy straw, or i'm NOT drinking it, wagecuck!
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Y-yes master! D-d-do you need anything else, sir?
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>>36918846
That'll be all ragie wagie wageslave, you're doing good worker bee, maybe if you suck my toes tonight you can have a pay raise. That's right little wagie, you wanna suck bosses tosies for some extra paydirt?
*giggles* Get outta ere! What'd I say about not talking to me before I had my coffee? *takes sip*
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