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>go to hospital
>eyes are hurting me. vision is blurred
>get diagnosed with some wacky autoimmune disease that often causes blindness
>get given steroid eyedrops that I need to use every few hours
>call up work. Goes to voicemail.
>"Afraid I can't come in tomorrow. I can't see properly and I'm in lots of pain. I'm going back to the hospital soon, I'll keep you updated"
>get a text message back from work
>"BUT YOU HAVE THE KEYS, ANON. YOU'LL HAVE TO DRIVE TO WORK TO GIVE US THE KEYS. WE NEED THE KEYS"
>"Yeah but I can't see. I can't drive when I cannot see properly. My insurance would be invalidated. Can't someone pick the keys up from me?"
>"HMM NO. NO ONE CAN PICK UP THE KEYS. THIS IS A PROBLEM, ISN'T IT, ANON?"
What do I say?
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>>36920295
Get a family member to drop off the keys
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>>36920295
"It's a problem for you, or whoever you send to pick up the keys."
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>>36920295
>"Well, it's not like what we do is important anyway. Maybe someone can come tomorrow?"
>Age
>Sexual orientation
>Preferred suicide method
>Date you decided you would follow through with it
>Confidence that you'll be able to end it 1 - 10
Thanks
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>>36920275
>24
>Straight male
>hanging
>TBA
>nebulous question
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>>36920322
Short or long drop?
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>>36920275
>21
>StraightTraps are still cool though
>habbening
>When parents pass away
>3
>''well well well, look who came out of his cave to join us''
>''I don't think there's any cake left, anon, you should have come sooner''
>*roaring laughter*
How to react?
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Start crying and shoot myself in the head.
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>>36920270
f-fucking nazis
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>>36920270
Immediately go tell hitler not to betray stalin and remain USSRs ally so they can win the war.
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Am I autistic for wanting to learn Japanese?
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Yes. Why do you even have to ask that? It's okay though, as long as you channel your autism into something that's productive.
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>>36920262
No you are autistic for having that picture saved though
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>>36920262
when is he going to make anime real
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Looks don't matter. Health does. The fact that you're not disabled. You have food and shelter. You live in America. Stop focusing on your first world problems like being a virgin
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>>36920188
>The fact that you're not disabled
Haha I have autism and that counts as a disability
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>>36920188
i live in somalia you fucking asshole
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>>36920188
i live in turkey you fucking faggot come here and see how it feels like having border to middle east
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I'm lightly on the spectrum, but have trouble with picking up on sarcasm and general tone. I have three roommates. One male two female. The guy bakes. The other two love him, he wakes up at like 4 to bake cookies or pastries and shit like that on weekends. I don't touch anything he cooks because he's gay and quite frankly I don't want to touch anything that disgusting faggot has put his hands on.
So far I've managed to be quite diplomatic and tell him I'm on a diet or cutting (fitizen), or I don't like too many carbs (which is true), but recently I've been secretly nailing one of my female roommates, which is stupid for a whole host of reasons I won't get into, and she's been pushing me to just 'try' something. I've been quote firm but then she points out some other things she's seen me eat.
My question is how do you diplomatically turn down food from someone without offending them? I would just tell him, but I imagine that would cause our otherwise nice living situation to deteriorate.
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>>36920154
Just eat his fucking pastries and cookies
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just say you dont feel comfortable taking things from your roomates
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>>36920154
Like legit who gives a fuck about his preferences. It's not like he's spitting in them or using semen as frosting. Girls dig guys who can cook.
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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Post what you're thinking rn. Include initials.
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SMC,
Thank you for making me feel alive again. Better yet, thank you for making me feel like I want to keep living, even if just for a short time. I never knew someone could radiate happiness like you do. Or have the power to make others want to be better just by existing. I will never see you again but I take a part of you with me wherever I go. Maybe I am hopeless, but thanks to you I know there's beauty and goodness among people too.
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Life has been hell because of you. I sincerely hope that it's hell for you also.
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I can't get you out of my fucking head, I've dreamed about you the past few nights and I never remember my dreams. You are literally pouring your heart out to me, trying to get me back and all this shit. But I don't know what to do, I want to fuck you so badly and it'd be nice to go back to the way things were but i don't know if I can handle it. I'm torn between taking you back and telling you to fuck off for good.
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What job can I get that will allow me to live alone in my own apartment? HS drop out here. In my mid 20s, parents constantly giving me shit, despite me helping all I can money wise, they're poorfags and I'm sick of their shit and them threatening me. I've worked for years but it's never steady and everything above min wage requires a hs diploma
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Disgusting NEET traitor, why would you work for shekelburg when you could use the easy NEETbux that the government hands out from worker bees sweat and tears?
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>>36920123
How much do you get in neetbux
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>>36920123
so make up an illness might get 100-200 bucks a month and still can't support self, welfare bums live like shit around here
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Is having a sister the ultimate in cuckoldry?
>Never get to touch her
>Have to listen to her emotional baggage
>Your best friends probably all get to fuck her
>She will want you to be friends with the boys that she fucks.
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What if you're one of the few lucky guys that get molested by their bigger sister?
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>>36920051
Actually I think you might be right
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Me and my twin sister fooled around.
This is /r9k/
> Chad is better than us, he should just die, so I could get all the pussy.
> I'm socially retarded (for sure you are not, you just play yourself)
> tfw no GF (nothing will change if you just cry here)
> Fembot here (Do you want some attention, don't you, or you just a guy (?)
> I did some really disgusting thing, and now people making fun of me. (Stop being a nasty faggot, and they won't disrespect you)
> I'm too short, so I'll never get a GF. (Kill yourself)
> My penis is small, so I'll never get a GF (Kill yourself)
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My favourite is the deluded, Elliot-lite betas who actually feel or even think that they're entitled to attention, women, success and so forth. The utter lack of awareness is just astounding, it's like they're not even human.
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>>36920031
>Kill yourself
Sure they're pathetic, but at least they're not as pathetic as you making a thread in here just to laugh at pathetic people.
That makes you the pathetic king, fitting of your OP image.
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>>36920130
>but at least they're not as pathetic as you making a thread in here just to laugh at pathetic people.
That's not right, I know well. But they need to learn this lesson.
If you could master any one discipline or study, mental or physical, in an instant, what would it be?
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sex
then i'd laugh at myself
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Math would be cool. Maybe medicine, I don't know. They sound like the most fun to work with.
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>>36919926
>If you could master any one discipline or study, mental or physical, in an instant, what would it be?
Can it be as broad as "math"?
If not I choose fluid mechanics desu
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ITT: Sum up your political views in one sentence
>Better to be fascist than to be a faggot
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do you worry about being perceived as a faggot that much?
no sweeping political movement will change that, people who get plastic surgery are still insecure afterwards
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>pfft who need politics
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All of you are faggots.
OREEEEEginal
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do you guy like jojo bizare advenure?
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No I never watched it
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>>36919872
It's alright. Nothing I'd write home about though. Most of the fans are retarded faggots who think they're cool because they understand jojo references from time to time. It's also a pretty overrated show. But it's okay.
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>>36919872
Part 1 and 2 are great but I couldn't get into stands or villians of the week and they shouldn't have brought back dio since it felt like a step down from fighting gods.
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Why do you keep coming to the shittiest board on 4chan?
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>>36919867
I literally just came to mock the retards here
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>>36919867
It's secretly the best board though because nobody here is pretentious and everyone is a master of comedy.
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>>36919867
Source on that?
Hopefully it's a video.
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Let's get a robot feels thread.
I know I don't have it as hard or as bad as some of you guys. But I'd just like to tell you that some Chad looking guys might have more in common with you than you'd image
>be teenage me
>all childhood friends leave
>be in sports since a little kid
>alpha chads belittle me for being skinny/nice/don't talk back
>get into different group of normies less Chad like ( non starters )
>don't fully assimilate because I am different.
>text everyone on Fridays after our football games.
>get no texts back , ever
>miss every party, social gathering etc
>become isolated.
>stop caring about girls and friends.
>was legit too busy doing well in sports and competitive gaming to care about getting laid or friends.
>FF a few years, college gets a little better. Fail and go back home
Now things are basically the same. Lived the NEET life for awhile , got jobs here and there. Now getting a good one , plus a gf. So things are looking up , I still hate hanging out with people.
I look and act "normal" but I have far more in common with any one of you guys than any "friend".
Now that I am red pilled , basically becoming a Sith Knight irl.
>mfw
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so you're an introvert, big deal. that's by itself is still a million miles from being a robot.
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>>36919910
So because I reject social norms and choose not to participate in them but yet not ugly or austismo enough to push away women thus getting laid is not a true robot ?
I've lived the robot life hence the reason why I can understand how some of you feel. Is that so wrong to find like minded people?
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>>36920152
Simple observation would tell you that being good looking enough to attract women and being personable enough to get a good job despite being a dropout, you simply can't have the same experience of society as a robot.