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>ctrl f comfy
>no /comfy/ thread
your slacking chaps.
/comfy/ general, post anything /comfy/. ABSOLUTELY NO DISCOMFORT!!!
keep it /comfy/ y'all
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>>36921261
/Comfy/ general - anons shilling the Nintendo switch edition
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>>36921261
I'll get us started
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>>36921301
this board does not deserve this type of thread.
the posters here would rather talk about the types of threads you now see.
i wanna post but that feel.
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When were you happy? When you were little?
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>>36921193
>When you were little?
No. I remember being like 10 and crying myself to sleep, but I didn't know why I was crying. I just felt empty inside.
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>>36921193
I was happy until I was 13 that's when all of a sudden it became difficult to talk to females
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>>36921193
I was happy until I had to start school. All of kindergarten, first grade, and around half of second grade I cried every morning before school and sometimes during school.
>tfw 30 and live with grandmother
Alcoholic aunt is 60 ans moves back in with her 85 yea.r old mom... Shes th e Queen NEET.
Now im a literal basemt dwelling 30 year old.
The problem is shes an alcoholic. Shes verbally abusing my grandmother and act likes she runs the house.
Im recording all the drunken freak outs.
Anyone interested in bombarding her with trap porn or dick picks?
https://youtu.be/kjpvYXxm34Q
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Wow i cant type on mobile.
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Fucking hilarious dude. Nice accent by the way.
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>>36921069
I don't have traps or dick pics, anon.
I do, however, have lots of furry porn.
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You owe it to the white race and to yourself to start lifting and improve your body/health
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>you owe this to some affiliation you have no control over
what the fuck has muh white race done for me?
fuck doing work for shit that will make me live longer.
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G L O R l O U S
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>>36921098
Doesn't the golden one live eternally in the shadows of his little brother?
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>tfw you will never be Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
>You will never gently caress your grey moustache from the comfort of VIP seating in the Dimsdale Dimmadome
>You will never have the deed to the Dimsdale Dimmadome
>You will never be recognized by kids in Dimsdale as Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
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>tfw Trixie will never ask you to tell her she's pretty
>tfw not worthy
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>>36921109
If you were a boy I'd totally date you
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>You will never go back to your dimmahome with your wife and roll around in dimmadollars
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/r9k/ how do you feel about [s4s]?
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>>36920918
Good board in the absence of weebs
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best board winner since 1947
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>>36920918
i like them
they are nice
I sucked Chad's dick and now I want to kill myself
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>>36920766
You really should at this point
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>>36920766
Now why would you go and do that m8?
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>>36920802
He won't return my texts
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So robots it is my 23th birthday and all I ask for you is to post sad birthday pictures. Also get in fellow early 20s bots.
Now for a little wenting:
My day wasn't that bad, my best friend (whom I haven't met in months) called me to say happy birthday. Even my mom and dad called and said hi. (I live separate for 2 years now). My brother invited to his flat and we watched Jojo and drank beer.
I started working after mid-school so I'm not in uni/hs but I tried to attend night-school at the local engineering high-school in town. I couldn't last one semester. It was total failure.
I don't have it that bad like my fellow robots, I have my cozy apartment, videogames and good quality food which I cook for myself and prior monday I even had a comfy IT desk job as a web-dev but I had to quit because my manager (a womyn) was a total bitch at the end. After 6 months they realized that I cant hold a proper conversation just the bare minimum and I look always uninterested/unmotivated and labeled me as 'that silent guy', always joking about it and I had to nervously laugh it off.
It will be better, I hope I will find a well managed job soon and get my driving license this month finally (failed 2 times now).
Besides these goals I don't have any.
I dont want a gf, fame or bigger wealth but I don't want to end it all either. I have no motivations to improve and aim for betterment, all I want to to is get home and play vidya.
Yet I still a lot ahead of me.
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Tl;Dr
You're getting old but suicide is always an option
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>>36920757
>36920757
>Yet I still a lot ahead of me.
If you mean continued failure with no end in sight
and the damaging effects it'll have on you Then yes by all means you have plenty ahead.
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>>36920757
Turning 22 in 10 days
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on an 8 hour road trip, how should I pass the time
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>>36920748
try not being a complete faggot
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>>36920748
The HRT isn't working mate. You still look like a nigger.
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>>36920777
what do ya mean?
real suggestions only
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Anybody else here still a complete loner?
> family not loving
> no friends in middle school
> no friends in high school
> alone every day for the past eight years... since I was 11
Just want to know there are some other anons like me still left on this board and be assured that I'm not the lone bastion of original r9k left.
Seems like every day I've been getting more and more put off by people posting here about
> girlfriends
> incest
> sexual exploits of any kind (even with prostitutes)
> hanging out with cool friends
Please tell me you guys are still out there, otherwise there's practically no reason to even come here anymore and we may need a new board.
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>>36920671
Feel the same way. The lack of replies to your post pretty much confirms this, anon. At least loneliness doesn't kill.
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Yea, we are still here
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>>36920671
the normie invasion is strong robots have become a minority in our own home
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Ragie wagie spotted, going in pursuit!
Be advised ragie wagie is in the area and is highIy ragie and wagie!
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>>36920627
10-4, this is NEET national guard, sending alpha team delta, frost king inbound ETA 3 clicks.. Silly goose in the kitchen, multiple ragie-wagies spotted. Kickflip this is skrillex actual, unloading 40mm munitions canister on wagie worker bees, I repeat unloading 40mm.
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>>36920627
>>36920851
this is some advanced autism
original
original
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We got ragie wagies on the ridge, I repeat, ragie wagies on the ridge. This is friendly dad seven, we have flavor crystal assets on board the mission over. Blast processing deep dish radar to your online to your LOC.
Affirm Friendly Dad, this is delta skrillex actual, confirming tactical night-raid on enemy wagecucks. Mission is success, ragie wagies eliminated. I repeat, mission is success.
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My parents had everything planned out in case I was born a girl, I end up being a guy instead.
Why is life completely unfair?
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Don't disappoint your parents. Become a girl.
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My parents had planned nothing for me at all
even they weren't ready
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>>36920502
Dude just become a girl and your parents will have the daughter they have always wanted, start HRT and transition
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Which would you chose?
For me money
>2017
>still believing in love
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>>36920452
Money can buy you happiness
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Of fucking course money.
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>>36920452
Everyone would choose money. Normies have no self-awareness and always lie on surveys, often unconsciously.
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>be me
>meet a 7/10 at a grocery store 6 months ago
>she was wearing a dsotm shirt
>we started talking and I got her number
>start talking more and more
>she's a virgin too
>start going to restaurants and concerts together, all on my dime
>go to her place yesterday
>she's crying
>she said she met a guy named "Lamar" and they had sex a couple hours ago
>scream "FUCK"
>run out, and go home
>I'm fucking furious
>I've gotten 4 missed calls and 12 texts since I've left
I'm so mad and so sad at the same time. I was shaking because I was so mad. Why would she let some nigger break her hymen? I feel so heartbroken right now. I just want to see her suffer.
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Why didn't you fuck when you had the chance nigger?
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You should talk it through and get some of that warm wet pussy on your cock even if she is a little slut desu
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>>36920433
Why do you feel the need to post slightly different variations of the same story on a Kazakhstani bass guitar message board
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femanons don't exist.
There is not a single fucking shred of proof that any female lurks in those threads.
there is not a fucking chance, in hell, that any female browses a site filled with this many virgins.
Femanons don't fucking exist.
Stop shitting up the board with femanon threads.
thank-you.
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women don't even exist. ""women"" are just weak men with bigger chests
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>>36920424
>There is not a single fucking shred of proof that no female lurks in those threads.
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They come here to harvest some attention, that is it. In real life they are chad adoring bitches, as always