>normie neighbour comes home next weekend
>he's having a welcome home party at his house
>he actually invited me even though I really don't know him
>I know a few people who's probably gonna go
>probably gonna be lots of norms there
>maybe even some... g-g-g-girls
should I go?
his house is like 20 meters away from my house so I'm probably gonna hear their music and screaming
you should definitely go
look people in the eye
give em a firm handshake
repeat their name when they introduce themselves, but call them "bro" or "man" the rest of the night
bring beer to the party
>>36921727
If your heart say to ou to go,go.But if not,not go.
>>36921727
There's not really any reason not to go.
If it gets super bad, walk home.
Also, bring a g-g-girl home and fuck her.
There are so many underage overwatch markiplier faggots on this board it's been ages since we've seen a good balding thread. I'll start.
>be me
>24 years old
>dread going in for haircuts to the point where I'll sometimes wait 10 weeks in between visits
>hair looks like shit as a result
>each time I go in it the stylist cuts hair in a noticeably different fashion due to the continual recession of my hairline
>each time I inspect my freshly cut hair the damage becomes more and more apparent
>hate life as a result
>mfw death approaches
Is it over lads? Wat do besides an hero?
Post your balding stories and discussion below:
>>36921709
I have this exact balding pattern. Pretty sure I'm going to look like him in a decade or so.
Currently between Norwood 2 and 3
I'm also a manlet. J U S T
>tfw bald head is currently sunburnt
>>36921709
>What do ?
Take 1mg of finasteride per day and 7 sparys of minoxidil twice per day.
After 6 months, you get your hair back unless you a slick blad when you take the treatment.
Meditation is making some serious changes in my life to happen.
>Make big mistake during exam performance but somehow proceed completely calm and unfazed
>Haven't played video games in over a month
>Put my Magic: the Gathering card collection up for auction on Sunday
>Met a girl on the airplane who asked me out on a date
>No motivation to court her but an open mind convinced me to agreed to meet her and see what she has to say
It's as if my consciousness is prepping for monk life.
>>36921684
Forgot to add: I haven't masturbated in three days and I'm still not sure what to do about it.
>>36921684
How to meditate? Any books you can recommend? My consistent nightmares and anxiety have convinced me that it could be a prudent thing to look into.
>>36921684
How long have you been meditating OP?
rose thread come home rosebud
rose is pregnant edition
howdy there buds
how are you doing tonight?
>>36921667
Bad. How are you?
>>36921857
what's wrong?
i'm doing okay, a little tired but okay.
Anyone know where I can get a lifesize doll for cuddling? not even fucking?
I don't want a sex doll, I just want a lifesize doll shaped like a woman that I can sleep next to that doesn't cost $800+
Does something like this exist?
pic is the $800+ one.
http://www.japantrendshop.com/cotton-wife-and-husband-hug-pillows-p-2941.html
I can make one for you for 500 shrug
>>36921639
dirty fucking cotton slut
Much much younger white girl falls in love with me (asian)
I tell her I can't
She asks me why
i tell her i can't steal prime women away from the younger generation of white men. it's not right
>feels gud to do the right thing
thanks r9k
you're stupid, mate
>>36921623
I was expecting a "thanks, brother" ... but okay whatever
>>36921565
admirable but we're much more concerned over >85 IQ nogs than obviously intelligent asian geezers
unless you're an arab/paki kinda asian
Holy shit, biology college is so fucking fun, it is literally the chad course goddam, i've never been so happy in my life
stop wasting your life doing IT, anon, you only have one.
>tfw discovering the secrets of life while anon cucks his life away in a office
Having fun learning about the 100s of different genders and sexes on the spectrum
>>36921552
>he thinks popsci is what I learn in class
>>36921534
don't play with me like that anon
>finally get prescribed Klonopin for social anxiety disorder
>can actually look people in the eye now
>can speak in a confident voice without stuttering
>can talk to random strangers with ease
>can actually make phone calls instead of having mommy do it for me
>can actually sleep well instead of waking up every hour
>can actually go outside
>actually WANT to go outside
>can actually enjoy things again
>feel calm and happy all the time
>tfw I'm finally fucking alive
>tfw tolerance will build up quickly and this is all just a temporary glimpse into a normal person's life
man when i read that i felt like you were describing me to a tee, literally every line, jesus christ..
they tried to put me on Zoloft but i rejected more drugs.
i mean i can look people in the eye, but it's unsettling at first no matter how much i do it, it's like i can never get comfortable with it.
yes... yes.... buy those drugs... they will solve all your problems
>>36921531
I will never trust the drug jew again after anti-depressants made me so horny I'd spend all my money on food on buying womens underwear from craigslist, I ruined every relationship I had left.
Sure I lost weight, but yeah, antidepressants literally flipped my crazy switch, never again.
Why do most robots have those dark lines under their eyes?
Instead of sleeping I post on /r9k/
>>36921514
shit genes and extremely low exposure to sunlight
>>36921566
It's genetic 100%. Don't listen when normies tell you to sleep more. It won't change a thing. It has to do with poor bone-structure around the eyes. Only surgery can fix it.
WHO is she please tell me robots I need to know I can't live my life without knowing who she is. I possibly knew at one point in time but my memory is bad so I forgot (maybe?)
please............... orignally
That is Cassie
THNKA you my man holy shit i can die in peace
Your looks determine how people perceive you and where you stand in society. Your iq determines your potential in the socio-econimic market. Your personality is also a factor. You have very little control over how you are perceived in society. Trump was born to be president because he's white, tall and high iq.
You were born to rot alone in your basement with no women because you're short and ugly. Genetics are everything. Looks Money Status.
>>36921455
fuck off normalcattle piece of shit. Do not berate the NEET lifestyle, reported.
>>36921455
what is the point of this
clearly you're a fucking loser too if you even needed the ego boost that would come from this
this is the same retarded fallacy that eggman deployed
being ugly or stupid doesn't mean you can't survive and thrive. Adaptation comes in the form of niches
Memaw found the smegma processor
>>36921335
connor mcgregor found the mountain of cum erected over the margaret thatcher monument
>OCIA certified the sperm ranch
>interpol raided the dildo canyon
>tfw listening to love songs to get a taste of what love feels like
>tfw get drunk and ball your eyes out to "love story" by taylor swift
don't tell anyone
>>36921324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12qKg5IWyGw&index=9&list=PLz1nEgzkFecoAhxHD8vMpN_v66fB8rhLZ
listening to this when I read your post
>>36921324
>tfw listen to songs about successful lives and people who enjoy their social spheres
>tfw sit alone with a bottle in my hand feeling sad
>tfw 25 wasted years
how do i get back on track bots. I wanted to travel the world when I was younger, now i'm halfway to 50 and I don't even have a current passport, haven't been to another nation since I was 17.
I don't know a single man, including myself, that wouldn't have his day made by a catcall, but women seem very bothered by it. Why's that?
Because women are showered in compliments from the day they're born, men aren't. A compliment to a man is perhaps the rarest thing he will ever receive.
Because it's out-of-the-ordinary for men and an everyday occurence for women.
Women love sexual attention from men, no matter how crass or inappropriate.
It's just important to remember that women only see 20% or so guys as "men."
There's nothing more upsetting to one than a non-Chas expressing his sexuality.
>got a call for a job interview
>its fulltime
>i never work before
what do?
>>36921263
Take a shower.
Shave.
Fix your hair.
Put on your best clothes.
Tuck in your shirt.
Show up 5 minutes early.
Smile and nod to everything they say.
Agree to do whatever it is they want you to do.
Collect $$$$.
A full time job is miserable the first few months but you'll mature and learn a lot and eventually love it.
And having a steady schedule/sleep schedule will really improve your psyche.
>>36921294
>>36921387
Thanks for the advice anons
I love you