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>>36922472
What are you waiting for? Everyone ends up dead anyway.

Antinatalism is GOAT tier philosophy

>>36922551
This is why omnicide is a good idea. We've been forced into this nightmare, we must ensure no one else does.

you + 23 other guys i seen here today

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>>36922469
>tfw ywn play sly 2 ever again

i still have my modded fat ps2 and slim along with a modest library of ps2 games. its still fun to play it, though i miss the old days of playing online with it.

>>36922559
i know the feel bro, sly games, jak and ratchet were some of my fav games of ever! you can try with pcsx2, sly works with good fps but jak and ratchet still kinda buggy

>tfw size 7w us
>ywn have small qt feet

>>36922465
men tend to not have small dainty feet

>>36922525
what are you 4ft?

>>36922405
I'm cheering you on fellow robot!

godspeed robit, came thru clutch on all my final marks

If you can't get through an algebra class with a C then maybe university isn't for you

>>36922366
dat chin

>>36922366
Even though I'm not an orbiter I'll fucking give you attention if you give me more pics of your pet.

Hey how's your uncle?

>>36922334
That's the person you have the most sexual fantasy over.

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>>36922334
Want for intimacy, don't know many words to say as intimate as your partners name during intercourse
>i love you
Very situational word to use, may flop the whole mood if she feels you're moving too fast

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>tfw you say the name of the character you're fapping too while fapping

When you cut hair you get that feel for a while until the hair smooths out at the end again.

>>36922319
Thanks was about to now im not

get a disposable razor and do it in the shower with warm water, wont itch at all

>>36922296
>tfw too smart to stick to one hot beverage
>tfw drink both, sometimes at the same time

>>36922296
tfw caffeine addiction

get heart palpitations

>>36922296
I drink coffee and tea and sometimes coffe with tea so bite me they're not mutually exclusive

>>36922284
I despise summer.

All my good memories come to winter. Christmas, birthdays. Everything. Once, a girl got cold and cuddled me. She's still my girlfriend today.
In summer my grandparents died and I reek of sweat all the time

>>36922284
Sure is summer in here

original content

>>36922406
Then go live on the north pole fagget

I'm thinking a solid 5 on this one.

Transition

>>36922229
That picture is ancient. You may bait some newfags though.

>>36922229
>Weeaboo
>Chinese dress
Wait a sec r u trying to trick me

>>36922221
it's not my philosophy
just a temporary bandaid that rots my soul

There is no meaning to anything so I might as well have fun doing whatever I want before I die.

I am the loser friends. But I aspirant for towards living that life style. Why you Insult people who just want fun?

>>36922211
They try to feel better about it by eating crisps and biscuits and talking about how much better they are with their gay accents.

if I was born American it would probably be the last straw to push me into suicide.

>>36922211
Sometimes this question crosses my mind, "why am I such a shitty Euro" I think, "If I was American I'd have guns, it would be awesome just to have your own little arsenal and shoot at random shit". Then I go to my GP, have a physical, and pick up my antidepressants. All without having to refinance my house, and I think "I'll survive"

>>36922190
>Y...you to

Works every time.

>>36922190
Say something like "Im curious to see if our signs are compatible then"

>>36922267
oh, i should have said, i'm also a scorpio like her "first love" that's why she was saying that. so that response would be kind of redundant

>>36922156
>No matter how much time I go to the gym (without getting to a level which could potentionally harm me) and how healthy I eat I can not lose weight...

Want to trade?

>>36922156
you probably don't eat alot then you fucking faggot nigger

>>36922156
Autism. Like, actually. I'm one of the lucky few that got savant skills and minor superpowers instead of turning into an 80 IQ shit-smearing manchild.

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Student AKA the first E

Wagecucking in a warehouse currently. It is not bad to be honest. I have a lot less free time, but I enjoy the weekends much more so. When I was a NEET, time just passed by aimlessly. Now I at least get a paycheck.

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i do inspections on refineries
paid $30 an hour but still no gf