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Nirvana - Bleach
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Nirvana is overrated and gay
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is this a "name what drink you having next" bread?
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>>36925138
Heh, that's my favorite Nirvana album! Kurt Cobain is my hero. What's your favorite song? Mine is Scoff because I like the chorus where he sings, "Gimme back my alcohol."
>be 20
>have license, but mom doesn't let me drive any of the cars cause she doesn't want to put me on the insurance
>one day younger sister comes home sick, throws keys on kitchen table
>I really want some ice cream from Fry's
>decide to risk it
>drive to Fry's
>crash
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How did you crash? What happened after? You the gayest for sure.
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>>36925074
why does your sister get to drive and not you
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>>36925074
>going to frys for ice cream
Why
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Just got off work and ready to get a ballbusting thread rolling. (also who ever complimented our weekly contest earlier thank you but i was at work so the thread died)
ballbusting man and wife who have been at it for 8 years. ballbusting/cbt is the fetish for being hit in the nuts. so get in here and if your curious about ballbusting, relationships, normie shit, cbt, fetishes lets talk. Also pretty much guaranteed a free (you).
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How it got started
>have had a ballbusting fetish for as long as i can remember.
>was a fascination turned fetish through puberty.
>always embarassed by it however
>hinted to few women but never told one
>meet my wife back when she was 13
>dating a while and having tricked her into a few ballbusting shots i told her
>said "i had a thing for being hit in the balls"
>having never dated anyone before she didnt know anything else.
>convinced her to flick my bare balls, then punch them, ended off with a handjob while her knee was firmly planted in them.
First experience with the wife.
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also the balls still work fyi, they are pretty hard to bust, and ive retained no permanent damage from it
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Worst kick ive ever experienced (but the least painful) was my gothic ex girlfriend kicked me so hard in the junior high school hallway that i came up off the ground and fainted on impact, so when my feet hit the ground i just collapsed
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For the past few nights, I've experienced some extraordinarily odd dreams while asleep. This is the most recent one last night:
>be me, 25
>at parents house watching tv
>doorbell rings
>friend from college is standing there in tuxedo with two girls in formal dresses
>friend tells me they're here for prom pictures
>oh right, I forgot
>more people show up, don't know any of them
>open bottle of Jack Daniels to be a good host
>start mingling with these randoms
>begin telling this one kid that I started a popular meme on the internet
>he sarcastically tells me to show him, making sure everyone hears
>go to search it and he walks away
>everyone leaves to go to the dance
>go back to watching tv drinking JD alone
what the fuck
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>>36925042
You think that's fucked up?
The most fucked up dream I had was about me being a serial killer.
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>>36925111
go on...
oregonali
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>>36925042
I once dreamt I raped a human-sized apple after peeling its whole family to death, please tell me how YOUR dream is more fucked than that OP
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ITT: we post Roasties who got what they deserved
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDpWTJHmevY
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>>36925003
Not watching that shit. What did she do to deserve that
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>>36925059
This it seems like robots just blame women for all their problems. Oh no it's Roasties fault i'm to lazy to get a job or take a shower.
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>>36925059
it's not a cause and effect thing, she just says that she was a mean and edgy partygirl in her teens and then she got meningitis which caused sepsis in her limbs and they all necrosed and had to be amputated
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How would you apologize to your 10 year old self on how things went so wrong?
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murder/suicide as originally as possible
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>>36924983
My 10 year old self is just as depressed and isolated as I am now
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Son, there are two people you must kill in the next year to save our future. It must be done.
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>be me
>just lost my shitty retail job because I'm not capable of dealing with customers due to being a sperg with social anxiety (especially when it comes to random strangers)
>try and put on a happy face for my Dad before I tell him the bad news
>walk into the house and approach my Dad, tell him that I just lost my job but that I'll be out there looking for a new one straight away
>he gets furious, calls me a worthless lazy piece of shit
>says he won't let me continue music and guitar lessons, says I'll never get better at playing music because I started playing too late in my life
>tells me that if I don't find some direction in my life by August he's going to kick me out of the house
>says I should just join the military since college obviously isn't going to work for me
>he continues yelling while I try to get a word in
>ask him to please reconsider the lessons, tell him that I really do want to get better at guitar and that I believe I really can make something of it, tell him I really enjoy playing and studying music
>he's not having any of it
>he pushes my computer off of my desk and throws my acoustic guitar across the room before storming out
Well /r9k/, looks like I'm enlisting in the military.
Do they let you bring pencil, paper, books, and instruments with you? How about music on compact discs and such, maybe even an MP3 player or a phone? If I'm restarting my life in the military, I'd at least like to put a little more effort into the things I love this time around.
Also, anybody here /fit/? I'm gonna need to bulk up a little bit and build up some endurance before I head off to boot camp.
I'm off to fight robots. Thanks for the good times, keks, and feels. I'll be back one day, once I return from the fray. I promise.
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Chekf urself b4 u reck uurself nerd
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>>36925096
It's where you belong. Shoo, shoo.
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>>36925229
Sorry man didn't think I had to explain to you why your decision to join the military was retarded, you should probably come to that conclusion yourself, but I'll give you some advice. Fired from the grocery store lmao,no wonder why your dad was pissed. Just go out and look at local tradeskill businesses and see if they are looking for a hand. Tiling, framing, auto shops. Military is too extreme for you, guaranteed if you made it you'd be shocked just how much more you were capable of hating your life.
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Why would you put this on your dating profile?
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>>36924927
"oops didn't see you there lol :3"
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>>36924927
To show how much you want sex even though you have a creepy baby face
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>>36924927
Not sure if I should fap...or call CPS.
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Kek'd Till the End of Time
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>computer sciences engineer student
>having a chronical depression and no will to live and no motivation
>taking MDMA pills every week
>almost missing my last semester
>having a test in 7 hours
>discussing about league of legends and osts
>not knowing a single thing about the subject
>retard of my class has better grades than me (he is called steven)
>havent kissed a girl in my life
>Le pen didnt pass and prob a sandnigger will steal my job
>anyway my daughter would be blacked
Should I go for a job at Mc Donalds?
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>>36924918
Mc Donalds is a too good job for you
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>>36924918
you have no excuse
i hope you fail because you ought to
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>>36924918
MDMA will fuck you up goooood nigger. Took that shit two years ago and I'm first now beginning to feel normal Gavin.
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>moved out of my mom's house a few months ago
>been completely independent
>don't feel like an adult and just hate life as it is right now
Is independence a meme?
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Just get an original gf my man
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You aren't an adult till you own a house.
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>>36925672
Why would I buy a house when I'm just one guy? I barely use up my apartment.
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Is /straight but only attracted to traps/ the most patrician sexuality?
I think it might be.
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>>36924774
I'm going to need a source on that, sir.
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>>36924774
You know it's still gay.
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>straight but only attracted to men
what fdid he mean by this?
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I'm bored and I can't find any discord servers. Come entertain me.
/GqM7MVp
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>>36924733
Are you up to the idea of group fapping if we can get a few more guys in?
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>>36924816
Uh....no. Definitely no.
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>>36924816
You can do whatever. I don't mind.
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An associate just grabs your tit, fullstop. You consider him pretty attractive but don't know him that well.
Which of these girls most closely mirrors your reaction? Do you get scared? Angry? Aroused?
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>co-workers actually often grab my nipples randomly
I absolutely hate this but they won't stop.
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>>36924498
>None of them are pulling out a gun and shooting him
None.
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>>36924527can i grab them please :(
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blitz chess anyone?
https://en.lichess.org/IN6oJGUb
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someone?
orangiusaj
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second game
https://lichess.org/agQiI9Bk
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>>36924612
I ragequit I don't like chess anymore
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>trying to do maths
>turns out I can't do it to a 5th grade standard
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>>36924457
5th grade is literally before you even do any algebra. are you retarded, do you actually have issues multiplying and dividing
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>>36924457
Kids born this decade can already do maths better than me
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>>36924551
My education was one of the worst in the entire county. My teachers used to bully me. I can barely remember much from my entire school years. I'm trying to catch up. I never will.