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>>36927638
>Why can't these people just own up to their bad habits and get better self-control instead of using the government as a scapegoat.

Because it is easier to handle your situation if you believe everything is carefully planned. Uncertainty drives people insane.

>>36927734
That isn't an excuse to spew retarded conspiracy theories.

>>36927638
>Instead, this fedora tipping faggot has to spew dumb conspiracies

nofap is literally a dumb conspiracy created by fedora tipping faggots OP

>>36927593
Lol thats fucking pathetic my man

Yo dude that's cool but have you tried playing with a fidget spinners ?

>>36927631
I have been waiting for someone to make a thread about fidgeting but spinning it on his erect cock

>tfw 5'11" in scandinavia
I'll never get laid

>>36927572
I can't explain my sadness. It's just kinda...there. And I live with it. Not too hard.

>>36927572
the only person that has ever understood me and made me happy is dead

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NO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE OPPOSITE GO IMPREGNATE A GIRL RIGHT NOW!

You shouldn't be ashamed to marvel at the cock-conquering of an entire race

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>>36927707
You don't understand though, I ONLY feel like this towards Black girl/White guy, no other interracial pregnancies do it for me, not even black dudes and white chicks.

Does this make me a cuck? An Uncle Tom? Is there any way I can fix this?

>>36927483
This picture has always fascinated me..

>>36927539
A masterpiece. The artist was ahead of their time.

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which one u want bb

>>36927476
Good evening neetcuckold, have you taken your daily haircut yet?

You take the average neet and you have a fat unhygienic faggot who lives with his parents at 29.

No matter what you do you are a disgrace to everyone you know and you will never have any real connection with the opposite sex. I also love the idea of these neets "advancing themselves" when in reality they are browsing the Internet for the 13th hour straight shitposting on 4chan.

Just die and give your parents less of a burden. That's about the only thing you could do that's positive.

>>36928445
jokes on you, I'm only 19

>>36927472
I think the traps enhanced /r9k/ and keep this board alive now women (women) ya they are a shit show

>>36927496
the traps and fags are fine, they keep to their own threads the only problem is when they spam too much threads.
females on the other hand, ruin EVERY thread they post in.

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>>36927472
It's completely your fault.

You guys bitch and complain about attractive people and women having it easier in life because they're unfairly coddled and then proceed to fawn over any semblance of an attractive female on the grounds that they're an attractive female.

no i didnt blocked

I'm such a contrarian that people telling me to kill myself gives me the will to continue while sincere support just makes me feel worse. Irony is one hell of a drug, kids.

>>36927453
Hey, you know you're right. When you make a pact you should go through with it.
The only thing I have to say is every life holds value in some way, shape or form if you end it too early you won't get to experience the fruits of your labor.

Are you the same chink who's family wants him to move to Guangzhou?

All you chinks look the same.

>>36928289
No. The difference between me and him is he's being forced whereas i chose to go

Good. Get the fuck out of here. Not your country, you filthy chink.

>>36927397
he's a dingus autistgate supporter

he's ok as a youtube personality but I wouldn't want to spend too much time around him in real life, he seems pretty unhinged in some of his twitch streams.

Just some fat, irritating, loud youtuber. Only saw some "funny" videos of his when Diablo 3 came out. Never understood why people would find his retarded bullshit funny.
I'm guessing people just watch him out of pity.

>>36927379
Fuckin faggot, stop wearing panties you mentally ill trash

>>36927379
do you have videos

>>36927379
Why dont you cry about it

I mean I don't know but they're hot and they smell good and put lots of effort into grooming like makeup and smooth skin and hair.

it sounds pretty nice to me

She likes good music, likes to play videogames with me, has a good sense of humor, likes to kiss and hug me and like pet my hair. Also we're like best friends, can share anything with each other, been together so long we always know what the other is thinking. It's p nice.

They're boring, all they have to offer is their vaginas and nothing else

why do you think Chad cheats? Why do you think they have nothing to talk about other than petty arguments or where they were taken to by Chad? Nothing is going on in their lives.

I really don't get upset knowing that a true Stacy will never date me, because I know I'm not missing out on much.

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>>36927355
Those are meso-americans.

>>36927355
Thats not Egypt you faggot nice bait though

>>36927355
That's the Aztec social structure you absolute dingus.

Having done work with retards, I agree.
They are a bunch of miserable little children who are only burdening everyone around them.

I don't think we should kill them, but we sure as hell need to come up with some scientific breakthrough where retardness and disfiguredness can be fixed. I'm tired of fake people acting like they really care about autism when deep inside their just happy they aren't In there shoes. I remember I used to go to this church and there was this autistic kid who everyone knew, everybody including the pastors acted nice towards this dude, but in their little groups would talk mad shit behind his back about him. That shit is the epitome of sadness.

>>36927216
I once saw this retard who got triggered at every little thing. One time someone said 'boo' to him and he flipped his shit. He went into a retarded fit of unbridled rage and screamed to the top of his lungs while pounding the table. The tard poilce had to intervene.

just fuck a white slut theyre all gagging for black cock mate

>>36927140
>find cheap pair of Jordan's and use the sites promotion discount
>buy secondhand
>get replicas
>just get normal nikes

How hard is it?

>>36927249
You don't taIk to women