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>tfw I prefer feels guy over pepe

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>sitting in room
>hear parents fighting about whether or not to get medication reccomended by therapist
>dad gets loud
>he's gonna have to grow up and realize everyone is depressed, from now, till he's 57, till he's 72
>he's smarter than some adults [verbatim] he doesn't need pills
>if he wants to stay in his room and miss out on going to college then he could do that, he's not a kid anymore
>he's a white male, if he doesn't want to take advantage of that then that's his problem [again, this is what he said, my family is very liberal]
>do you hear that anon? You are pissing off people who care about you

I've been physically ill for about a year now, and in my last month of high school I've been bedridden and unable to go to school. Been seeing several doctors over the year and a therapist now in addition.

I don't know what I should do, is my dad the voice of reason and I just need to man up? I think the medication would help and the therapy is helping but I don't want to give my parents stress. We're not very affluent either so money could also be an issue. If anyone has a comment I'd appreciate it.

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I'll reply to anyone who posts in this thread. I'm really bored and looking for some fellow robots to talk to. I didn't do a whole lot today so I'm hoping someone can tell me about their interesting day.

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Ok /r9k/, I have a friend, or rather had, who lost his dog, then a few days later the pound informs him that they found it. He had a week to pick up his dog, which he has owned for ~9 years, and went the whole week putting it off before deciding to not pick him up. How can someone be this big of piece of a shit?

Normalfags aren't even human. I learned in my Anthropology course that a defining trait in humans is the ability to have compassion, and these creatures don't even have the good will to pick up their dog of 9 years.

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I have a fidget spinner arriving from Amazon tomorrow, I need something to keep me distracted at work because boredom is torture for me. Should I prepare to get secretly judged by others or do you think they won't care, I'm fragile.

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Would you let anyone lock your penis on a device like this and hold the keys?

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as a man with long hair how do I get a good haircut? Every time I go to Great Clips they fuck it up.

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Get in fellow robots, tag: r9k

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>be me
>22now
>working retail job selling shoes and other sports apparel
>dealing with 4 customers asking me to go back in storage to get them the right shoe size
>currently have a unfulfilled life, went to school and got a degree in business which is more useless than any liberal arts degree
>kike looking fag gets angry at me for some reason
>I always have a pissed off look when working so it made the situation more worse
>he starts screaming that I'm not fast enough getting shoe sizes for two different shoes for him while also dealing with other people
>scrolling 4chan for 2 years now, redpilled, pissed off and fucking angry
>can't take it anymore and reveal power level
>sperg out, scream at customer for being abusive, call him a "fucking hooked nose Jew", and "hitler should have gassed your ungrateful Jew ass"
>everyone shuts up and stares at me
>kike didn't bother saying anything and left demoralized but waiting outside the store (he calls the cops)
>black manager quickly walks toward me pissed off
>screams at me and fires me on the spot infront of everyone embarrassing me
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>call him a shitty "dindu" (should have called him a nigger but guess I was too much of a fag to be brave)
>tell him to fuck off
>go back room and get my stuff and walk out the door with everyone staring
>manager is on phone with corporate
>walk out door and spot kike
>holds phone to his ear and says he's calling the cops
>said "fuck you jew"

>later
>get call from corporate that they're investing me for "hate speech" and that the police would be contacting me"

This happened today /pol/. Toronto and Canada as a whole is more Jew fucking owned than the Us - I'm not fucking memeing. Police will call me tomorrow and I'll probably have to visit the nearest police station for this incident because I was being racist.

what the FUCK do I do????

Btw this will probably be in my record now so it will be hard getting jobs.

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>ITT: Post Kissable Cuties

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>tfw to intelligent too get out of bed

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What car should I buy faggots
>1999 Nissan maxima 180K miles $1800
Or
>1999 Honda civic hatchback 185K miles $1800
Pls help I'm undecided

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Vent thread for talking about how much we hate these people that have ruined our lives, share stories of shitty experiences we've had. Pic related. Stacy from class "notices I've been down" during lecture and wants to "help", so when I start talking about everything she loses her fucking mind and tells me I'm "bringing her down". Am I, or am I showing her the truth, that normies live in denial of the fact that life is cruel?

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What is /r9k/ smoking?
>pic related

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Could I hypothetically buy a college degree, or some sort of procedure/method that adds me into the system at a college?

I'm trying to get my life back on track and I'm about to inherit a few hundred thousand dollars. I'm way too fucking autistic to go to college, and on top of that, I can't be bothered and have no motivation.

I figured a no-name degree from a nothing-special college wouldn't be too hard.