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>>36930448
I've actually tried this before.

It's amazing how much people shit on you for doing this, unless if your gay of course, then it's expected to throw shitfits as a gay man.

Because it's expected.

>>36930448
When you say emotional. You mean all emotions?
Like anger, sadness, happiness etc.
Or do you mean lovey dovey stuff?

>>36930448
Yeah, it's a pretty foolproof way to weed out betas.

Chad never really feels sympathy or sadness, so he easily makes it past the beta filter.

>>36930417
woaaa... deepe

>Whats black and white and red all over?
>A newspaper

Didn't get this one till about six years later when someone bothered to explain it.

>>36930481
Because newspapers are communist propaganda.

dude literally in the same boat for tomorrow. i got an interview after work. fuck im nervous.

>>36930503
>after work
at least you have a job to fall back on, I'm a NEET

>>36930563
the most i can help you with is just keep eye contact and dont lie to sound interesting

3DPD because who the hell wants to fuck a cartoon and how the hell would they do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBIE7ViCi2s

>>36930436
You would also have to turn into a 2d character, it is the future.

>>36930337

"Art"

Take pride in your work.

>>36930384
I use "art" as in straight up porn.

>>36930337
My hobbies include breaking consumer electronics, growing tomato plants, driving to and from work, and sleeping.

>posting that without the story
faggot

>>36930310
>surveying track because we need to lay down some piping for villagers
>armed guards had to go and attend to some other shit so I'm by myself
>suddenly armed men come out of the bush scaring the fuck out of me
>mad when I have nothing of value on me
>they tell me to them to my house
>lead them to my house and unlock the gate so they can take some shit and leave
>roastie coworker is home for some reason (should have been out in the field)
>after they leave walk in and find out they'd been raping her for an hour
>struggle to hold in the laughter as I call for help

wtf what do you do anon with your fake ass

>21
>Male
>White
>Bisexual
>A little extra
>Burgerland
>NEET
>Dropped out of community college
>Social anxiety, autism, depression
>Maylay, Morrowind, Call of Dooty
>Samurai Champloo, Afro Samurai, Bleach, Chobits, Full Metal Alchemist
>Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Hey Arnold, Samurai Jack, Ed Edd and Eddy
>Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, and almost any game show
>Carrie, Chronicle, Jurassic Park, Cloverfield, Man of Steel
>Hip-Hop, anything electronic
>To relate with failures of society and I got here from /pol/

Haven't you already got enough data m8

ive already answer this so im embarrased of doing it again but ill answer the new one

>What are you doing on this site and how did you get here?
Im just passing time I guess, Im not truly a robot but I get along better with robots than with normal people so this place is comfy for me

I get here 4 years ago, I knew about this site a long time ago but I find it estetically ugly, then I started using /mu/ and later /adv/ until I read about robots and came here to share feels

>>36930230
how?
was she a virgin?
is she hot?

Can your cousin be trusted not to tell? are they the type to say you raped them?

If they find out they'll get your virginity back from her and put it on you again, so be careful, and be ready.

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>>36930209
Lol you dun fucked up pham, you have to take responsibility. Better start selling all the shit you don't need so you'll have more money for the baby and mommy!

I'm fucking scared guys. What if the baby is autistic or deformed? And what can I possibly teach the little bastard? I'm a pseudo-autistic loser who lives with his granny and is between jobs rn. Holy shit I'm not ready for any of this

>>36930264
Yeah, I guess that's what I'm gonna have to do. She's 19 and I'm 20 and we don't even have $1000 between the two of us. Fuck dude my life is over

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>>36930177
>not giving us a quick greentext summary of why Mario Man with a cuckatoo on his shoulder is /ourguy/
Sad!

>>36930299
Read the first 10 pages on amazon, it's basically a greentext.

>>36930439
>directing Aryans to (((Amazon)))
redpill pls

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>>36930170
don't tell me what to do, nigger

original comment

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Akarin is a good girl

Rough day ahead, so thanks. Have a nice one too, cheers.

>>36930120
With my hands yeah, with my dick no

>>36930120
I'll have to get to know them first

>>36930120
Hahahah. Yes. Lots.

>>36930038
>implying we knew
Dunno what you expected senpai. My first reaction would be to tell you to reee at her.
Then follow it up with " you too"

>>36930079
I cant just reee her. We've been talking for a few months now and she constantly flirts with me in class. Even made me take her to other classes each day while her leg was fucked from soccer.

>>36930038
Shes just being nice and wants attention any attention but she will go for Chad while you walk her to class lol jump ship now M8

>>36930023
I get to suck a dick AND make 100k a year? What's the catch?

Do it and bite his dick hard.

Then take a picture of it and blackmail him.

"Seems like you're trying to trick me, boss.
You could for example fire me immediately, exclaiming that I since no years had gone by you owe me nothing.
Or you could just say the entire deal didn't take place and I'd have no way to prove it did.
Rather, for that kind of money you hire hundreds of prostitutes to blow your dick."

>siege /co/'s castle
>use catapults to fling piss bottles at them

>>36930291
>not launching poop jugs
We can't waste that much water anon

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>>36930011
>/pol/ is Trumpo incarnate
>/lgbt/ is California

>/r9k/ is that fat guy you see every now and then at the comic shop who lives with his mother at 32 years old, and still he's voluntarily a virgin
>/diy/ is his kind-of-racist uncle who is actually really bad at everything, but still does all the work for the fat sperg's mom because she's too poor to pay anyone. /diy/ thinks his work is top-tier and worth thousands of dollars.

>/x/ is /pol/'s best friend, mostly because when they're together they never talk about any of their mutual interests. He lives in his Honda Civic and will never give a straight answer as to whether he's killed someone.

>/trv/ is that kid who seemed normal in HS, but when you graduated everyone realized he had no ambitions but still has a better life than anyone else because of his seven-figure trustfund. He never has a problem getting laid but has never had a platonic friendship last longer than a few months.