Femanons, which female character do you most resemble?
tomoko kuroki is definitely the answer
so how many of you silly boys want some exposure
Satan, I just saved you all some time
Should I use bb cream or concealer to cover up red marks/scars left from acne..obviously I don't want to make it look like I'm wearing makeup what do you lads think?
Bio oil/thread
>>36933204
use baby oil
the other poster is retarded and doesn't realize that bio oil is 70%+ mineral oil, which I explicitly told him last time
You will get the exact same results with baby oil as you would with bio oil, spending much, much less
just get a chemical peel/microderm.
Gonna ask the qt from class for her number give me your energy robots
>>36933164
Bump and praise kek
Oregano
>>36933164
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - UHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
low content post
>>36933164
Feel it from the bottom
If you were to escape prison what 3 items would you use, I'll say mine:
> A hot wheels car
> Plastic Knifie from the kitchen
> A pikachu plush toy
>>36933155
>a key to get out
>the proper paper work
>a good lawyer
>>36933187
we're done here, threads over
>Sunglasses
>drugs
>AR15
I thought they removed the on-hit effects from Runaan's hurricane in midseason patch, so I haven't been playing split-push Teemo.
I found out I read it wrong, and actually it's stronger than ever!
I think they just removed the 15 on-hit damage from the recurve bow
>>36933044
>Bronze 2
>thinks Runaans change was a buff
>makes threads on /r9k/
Fuckin lowbies never fail to amuse.
>>36933044
If you ever want a boost lmk I can prob do bronze 5 to silver 5 cheap if your mmr isnt that bad
where do i find rub and tugs?
>>36933024
>where do i find rub and tugs?
rubmaps.com
but it's not worth it man
Unless you can really justify spending $60+ on a shitty handjob by a 60 year old obaa san
even if the girls are young they look like how you can imagine sex slaves from third world countries would look
Happy endings are a meme. Don't expect anything good unless you're willing to pay more than $200.
>>36933043
if its an old lady ill just walk out, and i dont see the problem with them looking like 3rd world sex slaves desu
Talk to me ITT..
You are a cute boy
I wanna cuddle you :3
>>36933017
You look similar to this guy I know
Maybe it's just because all skater dude white boys look the same though
>>36933017
What's with the curly hair mop-top?
You'd look a lot better with medium/short hair
How are us white bois supposed to compete with cocks this size?
>>36932990
These black dudes have huge cocks. God damn.
>>36932990
This thing is easily 11 inches. It's probably 7 inches soft.
>>36932990
I'm white, and if that's big I have a giant dick
Does anyone know why polygamy is banned? I have 3 wonderful girlfriends and all of them gave the OK signal to marry. I am thinking of moving to another country where it is legal, does anyone have any experience on this?
Because real patriarchy is dangerous to government.
Fuck off and die, normalfag.
> Original eat shit
>>36932908
because christianity
separation of church and state my ass
What's your secret weapon, robots?
>>36932905
They make fun of me for my pokemon lunch box, but a loaded glock is in it, hiding under my peanut butter sandwich.
My secret weapon......heh...... If I told you... You'd have to die.....
>>36932959
Would your believe me if I told you I was already dead?
>tfw lost weight
>tfw my face is still fat
What do?
drink lots of water
originalalalallllalalala
>>36933063
But I do. I drink 64 oz a day and no sugary drinks. My face still looks fat and swollen and I lost 50 pounds.
cut rip and sew
Is there even any point to getting married if you're above 30?
By then your sex drive and libido has gone down so it's not as worth it investing in a permanent long term sex partner as when your 23. All the women your age group are trash-tier with multiple exes, sometimes a single mother or divorcee, aging poorly.
Also at this point you've got all the money to live sweetly on your own, if you get a wife chances are you'll be the one paying the bills rather than splitting, so she'll just be there for your financial resources.
Is there any reason to get married once you're past 30?
its probably better than dying alone.
>>36932877
>All the women your age group are trash-tier with multiple exes
mfw you're a woman posting on r9k
men and women don't age at the same rate. Kill yourself.
>>36932923
What does this comment even try to say?
why cant I get a gf I just dont get it
>>36932732
hi bugga oregano
>>36932732
because its illegal to date children
>>36933099
hey there, friend
orig
>you'll never run away to the big city and become a producer and rapper
>>36932644
>you'll never be in 1920s America murdering for the mob and bootlegging.
I don't like cities and I don't like rap, so that's okay
>>36932644
>OP will never stop making this fucking awful thread
Who else needs the tv on to fall asleep? What do you watch? I like sleeping with South Park on in the background.
>>36932498
In middle school it was all anime till I got sick of it. As I got older I just started popping in cartoons from my childhood.
>>36932498
netflix is better theres no commercials
i fall asleep to star trek next generation spooky episodes
>>36932498
I used to but then the light from the TV got annoying and so now i use a fan