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I really hope these horrible pepe images go away soon

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>>36933866
bud whyyyy do?

10 hours is a long fucking time, you lazy cunt. Get to cleaning.

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>>36933807
>go to friends
>see his autistic adhd 4 yr old
>cant stand being around that kid
>realize it's because he reminds me so much of myself at that age
>lives off chocolate milk and tendies
>always has this stupid fucking '...huh?' look on his face
>know he's going to grow up ostracized and damaged
>mfw

>>36933840
At least he's happy now, probably loves Minecraft. Remember when you could use video games to escape?

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>>36933807
>used to be alpha beta tier
>good personality, people like me naturally
>very confident, semi happy despite troubled past
>get the semi attractive weird girls to have sex with me on the regular
>start developing schizophrenia
>isolate myself from society
>fast forward to my 20's
>massive social anxiety
>live in constant paranoia and fear
>people treat me with estranged disgust
>try to be welcoming, warm and kind but somehow constantly fuck it up
>totally crushed fuckup
>can't do anything right
>live in constant fear
>totally alone

It's all good though because I'm going to hang myself soon

Forget about her OP it'll fuck you up emotionally thinking about her and what she's doing with other guys

>>36933655
>blowjob related meme on normiebook
Be happy you ditched that slag

ouch. originally of course

>>36933586
as opposed to?
do you know how much social pressure would be put on them before you became the state's problem?
most robots would sink rather than swim
things are the way they are for a reason
it does happen to some people, they're either the ones who "finally pulled their life together when they got called to Jesus"/similar shit or they become called the homeless

they love us and want us to fix ourselves

we would die on the street otherwise or get into dealing drugs

>>36933586
I'm their oldest son and no matter what they aren't going to throw me out.
They've accepted I'll be living with them until they die.

>>36933583
yeah, I wake up sad and anxious, and fall asleep the same way. you're not alone

>>36933632
damn...how come its so bad when you wake up and go to bed

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>>36933583
It is something strange I've noticed, I wake up kinda bummed out and stressed. Then I think things over and realize that things are good right now and I have no idea what made me feel that way. Happened to me this morning.

Best I can think of is that I dreamt of something that made me feel that way and my morning zombie brain hadn't been able to separate itself from it and reality yet.

>>36933549
That's bottle service retard

Normal people smoke a joint and drink a few before they go to club and just buy a 5 dollar drink to sip

>>36933549
>desperate hope theylll have a drunk one night stand with a 5/10 fat slut.

Is that you? Is that what your friends do?

>>36933549
the hunt is the actual fun part, you dumb autist.

i will enjoy a 5\10 salmon more than a microwaved 7\10 salmon

>>36933501
it probably means he's busy during the day

>>36933515
My mom said boys who text at night are not good.

He probably doesn't want to talk to some random gay / chick he met online yesterday all fucking day.

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>>36933454
>You're aware of all your faults but don't like yourself enough to fix any of them

>>36933497

This. Originally unoriginal.

>>36933454
>You are aware of all of your faults but can't tell where one ends and another begins because you are such a mess.

>>36933380
I just try to spread the truth in those cancerous threads. It's crazy that people still get catfished like this. If you ever heard their voice you would know they are the person in those pics.

>>36933415
They aren't* the person in those pics

>>36933415
>>36933439
You must be one of the many orbiters she ignores. You must be poor.

if youre gonna die anyways and hate your life might as well drop everything tomorrow and go do some shit. why dont i do this

>>36933364
Because you don't wanna die, you just don't wanna live

>>36933364
I dunno. And I don't know whats been holding me back but with a timer on the clock may as well.

Stop ejaculating at all except if its in a wet dream. 2 weeks in and your energy and motivation levels will surge and you will have felt what it feels like to be a man for the first time in your life.

>>36933356
How are those related? Plus, what do I do if I get very aroused? Resist?

>>36933485
>How are those related?
Just don't masturbate and you'll see what I mean. If you get very aroused take some deep breaths and listen to relaxing music, but don't look at porn or diddle your pee pee

>>36933324
Yes, but after a certain number of men, you don't mean anything to them anymore.

>>36933324
No, not at all. That meme is perpetuated by normies who are actually get more rich and successful into ther 30s, 40s and 50s, and seeing women their age fawn over them.

They usually do

up to their late 20's they have Cinderella syndrome and think Chads gonna magically come in an sweep them off their average looking feet

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Meanwhile Is till never give up on winning the lottery because its the only hope I have. I don't have the resources and support someone like Elliot had. In my late teens and early 20s l worked full time as a food service and retail wagecuck, and after getting fired and going to community college, realizing that life isn't worth living if I have to work 40-50 hours a week, no matter what I'm doing or how much it pays- and that winning the lottery is the only way to get to live a high quality lifestyle of material abundance and also retain the freedom to do what i want with my limited time as a human life form. I'm under no illusions that my social or sexual shortcomings will be resolved by more money, and I don't care, I just want out of my shitty living situation and to do things I never done before like be able to drive, go on vacations, explore all sorts of recreational activities, and eat the best quality food and drink.

If you invested $5000 in Ethereum thorough these 3 years, you'd have between $50000 and $100000 today.

Cryptocurrency might be lottery but it's lottery with better odds.

>>36934484
problem with things like crypto, stocks and casino gambling is the possibility of getting rich requires risking huge amounts of money all at once, whereas I can spend $50 a week on lottery tickets for several different draws.

Tomorrow I'm going to buy:
$16 super lotto
$6 Powerball
$5 Mega Millions
$3 Fantasy 5

Don't die on me now, bump

>>36933283
They are made up and gay. You might as well read about how to become a vampire because tulpas are just as real.

The whole idea came from some retard lady writing books in the 80s and she just made shit up.

>>36933489
And how are you able to prove that? Tulpas are very subjective so you can't really say if it's made up or not. And how much you believe in the possibility does affect it too

in my case i'm a manlet with no social skills and a small dick

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>>36933281
>ugly
no
>fat
more like anorexic
>no social skills
this is the reason
>small dick
is 5.5' small?
i would never have sex with a gf if i had 1 anyways

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>>36933281
Pretty much everything you listed except being fat.