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Why are you masturbating in the kitchen.
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>>36934679
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36934716
I'm not normal my mother had me tested.
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actually this is open plan apartment and my penis is in the lounge
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>Me
>A roastie
>Come here a few times, some of those times mention I'm a girl
>Get harassment and lewd, even threatening comments over being a girl
>Don't take them seriously, even though I belong here decide not to be a regular but check on occasion
>Be a dirty smelly filthy neet for the better part of three or four years
>Had a poor diet and not leave my room every so have bad skin and constantly look and feel like I'm dying
>Probably was desu, didn't take vitamins or even eat normal food, had like 900 calories a day in carbs
>Learn about nutrition, protein, slowly start eating more planned out meals but surprisingly lose weight because now I have the energy to move
>No longer bloated or constantly have a malnourished protruding stomach
>Take care of skin and eat fruits and work out once or twice
>Actually become sort of cute, still don't like my looks though and don't like myself because I'm a useless jobless sack of manure
>Meet a cute guy
>He's perfect, shy, nerdy, in that socially acceptable not autistic overboard way, unbelievably hot, very sweet and kind, best sense of humor
>Imnotworthy.jpg
>You guys would call him Chad, based off of his looks
>He likes me despite all my faults, the ones he doesn't know about anyway lol
>We are going to get married and I won't have to ever worry about finding a guy again
I guess I don't actually want to date a robot after all
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>>36934636
See? Girls can't be robots lol.
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so you became a stacy to come here to gloat and demean?
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Very interesting story I must say
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I need help with a girl. We text a lot. Like all day every day. A friend reasons that means she's in to me, but she's infinitely out of my league. I see her at school every day, but we never talk. Sometimes we text during class, but we never talk. She's got her friends, and I've got my memecunts. She talks about all this fun stuff we should do together, but it doesn't seem like this would realistically happen because we never talk. What do I do? I have no money or prospects. Is it remotely possible she likes me? If nothing else, just convince me to stop cucking myself.
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Without a doubt you should kill yourself
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you should leave this place then kill yourself
organelle
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>>36934634
>I talk to a girl every day
What the fuck? Kill yourself
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What's your biggest fear /r9k/?
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Your mother. That bitch can take my fat NEET cock so we'll it's scary.
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I'm graduating in two weeks. That means I'm going to have to get a job soon
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>>36934629
being responsible
also time
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Is there anything worse than having a pencil dick?
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>>36934576
Why the fuck does that guy get so much work in porn? I'm so sick of his accent and his slim jim.
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Nope. You should KYS no bitch will ever love you now
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>>36934576
having a short dick
dear roasties,
you aren't wanted here, you have a million other websites that cater to your bullshit. cant you see what your doing? you've brought hordes of normalfags here and ruined what alot of us called home. if you have a shred of remorse or soul you will leave this board and never return. go to lolcow or reddit
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self bump,
i need to know atleast 30 roasties saw this
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Anon, not once in the history of mankind has a female ever posted in our site
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We need ways to eradicate the worst roastie to land here. >>36933380
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Post your face when love doesn't real
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Kill yourself faggot
Orinintir
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>>36934545
that's an odd face
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If love does not real then why is I feel?
>yeah I'm just not really into weed, but it's not that big of a dea-
OH WHAT'S THE MATTER PUSSY? ARE YOU A LITTLE BABY BITCH? YOU STUPID FUCK? ARE YOU JUST A LITTLE PUSSY BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING? OH NO YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW. FUCKING PUSSY. FUCK OFF
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>J-joe... okay dude you're right... you win, just please stop yelli-
OH HONEY, YOU'RE ADORABLE. YOU DON'T THINK WEED CURES CANCER? OKAY FUCKFACE, WATCH THIS. JAIMIE, PULL UP THOSE STATISTICS THAT PROVE I'M RIGHT. SEE? SEE HOW FUCKING WRONG YOU ARE, CROWDER? YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
>Joe... i missed my flight, I really need to g-
OH YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? SORRY PRINCESS, IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET ON THAT PLANE BECAUSE I WISHED IT WOULD HAVE FLOWN RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING TRADE CENTER. YOU'RE WORTHLESS, CROWDER. I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR YOU LITTLE BITCH-- I'LL MAKE A ROPE OUT OF HEMP AND THEN YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF WITH IT. GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW
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RIP STEVENS FLIGHT
It will be missed.
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>>36934521
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Orrin
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i'm drunk as fuck please kill me.
does anyone have any drinking pepes?
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>>36934515
For (You) oragana
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>>36934515
i only had a single glass yesterday. I'm hoping to do the same today or none at all.
haven't got any drinking pepes though
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>>36934562
thanks, but i feel this is more of a piss bottles pepe.
>>36934563
why would you NOT want to get drunk?
this is officially a drunk thread.
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Lately I've been way too much time thinking, and unfortunately I've been remembering a bunch of memories I had repressed. Feel free for any of you to post shit from your childhood ITT, I'm not the kind of person who is capable of giving advice, but at least I can be something of a kindred spirit who can listen.
>be the youngest of 4 children. Siblings gang up on me and strip me of my clothes, stuff me in my sisters ballet tutu, and throw me down stairs as I fall and cry. My dad sees me, and hits me for being a queer
>dad is super lazy and abusive. Remember him laying on the couch, eating ridiculous amounts of junk food and laughing at Homer Simpson's antics. Can't figure out what is funny about the Simpsons because he acts exactly like Homer
>one time my mom bought the wrong type of ginger ale and my dad threw a tantrum and threw every can, one by one, across the house, just like donkey kong
>had a cat. At one point it ate a beef roast that was supposed to be for dinner. Dad throws it off second floor deck, and declares the cat is no longer aloud inside. Cat takes refuge in garage where it eventually licks up some anti freeze, and dies
>one time my oldest sister is having a mental breakdown. Grabs a kitchen knife with tears running down her eyes and sails she's goi g to fucking do it. My brother looks right at her, laughs, and says just do it then. I can't remember what happened after that
>one time my siblings pressured me into doing something dumb (can't remember what) dad instructs me to hit my own head against the wall as punishment. Doesn't let me leave until I hit my head as hard as I can
>my dad was showing off his Vikings horn to us. I was jumping up and down because I was excited (the horn was longer than I was at the time) I accidently hit my head against it. My dad, who was big and muscly enough to be a Viking himself hit me hard. I woke up next to a broken mirror I crashed into
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>>36934499
Con't
>one time my siblings played a prank on me when I got home. They locked me out of the house and pretended not to know who I was. I ran away and cried for hours until a police officer saw me and drove me home after I explained what happened. Dad beat us all as punishment
>at one point we decided to adopt another cat, for god knows what reason. I end up torturing the poor thing to insanity. Whenever a person got too close to it, it attacked them like their life depended on it, and desperately tried to escape every time someone opened a door in the house
>one time I decided to see how long I could go without opening my mouth. I went 6 days before my sister asked my asked me if there was supposed to be anything better on TV
>after my parents divorce my mom locked herself in her room, and refused to leave. She would just cry loudly all day. This went on for MONTHS. Literally the only thing to eat in the house was frozen pizza, since the oldest one in the house was 15 at the time. It got so bad we had to ask our dad to take custody
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>>36934723
Con't
>had to get sent to a mental hospital at one point after a suicide attempt. End up getting paired with a roommate who apparently was not only gay, but also sexually attracted to 12 year old boys. End up getting molested by him. He said if I tell anyone, he would kill himself. Next night, same shit happens again. Make up some shit to the hospital staff and insist I change rooms
This is all i can remember at this point off the top of my head. If I remember more, and if people are interested I can post more, but I feel really tired after writing all this.
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>>36934499
Haha, I'm glad my only repressed memories are of my dad yelling at me and telling me he'd give me something to cry about if I didn't 'stop'.
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What's your malfunction, /r9k/?
Me I think every girl i see and meet should only talk to me and no other guy or i get depressed for days
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>>36934496
I got a girlfriend once
Never again
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>>36934556
what happened my dude?
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>>36934601
Ah just the same bullshit, 2 years in a relationship when all seems well(for the most part) to end like nothing just because the girl wanted to suck another dick.
All the talk about ''you are my soul mate'' and ''i want to marry you'' doens't mean a single thing.
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day45
almost weekend feels
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>>36934460
>almost weekend feels
I like that added line wonder why you had to add that
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>>36934460
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day47
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>>36934476
because i wake up everyday depressed forcing myself out of bed to work 8 hours just to come home, have trouble sleeping and doing it over again
at least on the weekend i can sleep in until 12pm
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I am please to confirm I have had my morning cup of coffee
You may converse with me, but keep it brief.
You'll have to keep any complex talk until after my SECOND cup of coffee
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I hate you so god damn much.
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Do you take sugar with your coffee, friend?
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no Wait!
I have not brushed my teeth, don't talk to me until I finish my morning mentos
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>Be out walking around
>Random girls always tell me to smile
What the fuck
Why can't these normies leave me alone?
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This. Fuck people who tell me to smile and not look mad all the time. FUUUUUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEE
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>>36934390
>be on bus
>roastie gets on
>stops by my seat and smiles asking if she can sit here
>look around
>there is literally just like 3 other people on the bus, open seats everywhere
>get up and move to an empty seat
>"yeah, go ahead."
leave me alone, fuck.
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>>36934390
>go out to check mail
>some girls say hi to me
ruined my day
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Hey robots, im feeling down af,
Why wont fembots like me?
Plz someone dont let me slip back into my depression
Save me
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>>36934372
Self bump with a side order of more of me
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>>36934372
Please bump? I need this
My kik is mazza.masters
.... any1?
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>>36934706
You look like a poser ass jabroni faggot