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> 27 y.o KHV
> Be NE*ET (have a casual night-cleaner job)
> avoid going outside
> Throw rubbish, collect mail, do shopping in the middle of the night.
> Mentally disabled girl takes an interest in me over the period of about 5-7 years.
> Figures out my phone number when I had to call their house because their dog went astray and was in my backyard (happened last year)
> Now knocks on my door every other day.

> Paranoid as fuck about being falsely accused of ANYTHING, literally my nightmare fuel.
> Don't even answer the door to donation qt's or even those church door knockers looking for a lost soul to harvest.
> Buy simple furniture, plastic table and two chairs and set it up in the patio in broad daylight, near a CCTV system I've set up.
> Literally a reclusive autist and an intellectually disabled person and talking on a patio.
> The conversations are slow and have very little logical flow, not mentally stimulating. But human interaction nonetheless.

> Realize that this is probably how people think of me, in a way. Unable to hold a conversation, awkward to talk to.
> Realize that I am inherently broken, regardless of my smug shitposting, my resentment towards normies, Chads and Stacies, my posturings mean little.


So this is it, robots.
I ask the universe to be left alone, the path of least resistance.

Only somehow to go against disorder, against its energy gradient. Applying energy in the form of disheveled, unassuming and probably well-intentioned young woman, clumsily waddling down the road to knock on my door in the middle of the afternoon.

Yet, I still think I don't deserve this.

My exit bag is due to arrive in 2 weeks.
Godspeed my brothers.
The Emperor Protects.
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Stop being a little bitch, at least you have someone interested in you
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>>39380616
no reason you can't pursue something with this girl
>mentally disabled
to which degree?
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>>39380616
>28
>NEET
>have allergic reaction to the sun (UV rays)
>can't go out in high sunlight
>avoid going out due to anxiety anyway
>sit in doors and remain depressed, alone with my thoughts
>heart races and anxiety goes through the roof when phone rings or someone's at the door
>avoid answering both
>no motivation to play video games or what movies any more
>spend majority of my time on 4chan
>no friends

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Any questions will be answered by OP and other "fitness experts."

>a beginners guide to health and fitness
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>a calculator to see how many calories you need to diet
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

>apps to easily track your calories
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
http://loseit.com/

>what program/s should I use to start lifting weights?
http://routineexcellence.com/choosing-from-5-popular-beginner-lifting-programs/

>cool app to track your progress
https://symmetricstrength.com/

>how to squat, deadlift, bench press, OHP (Overhead Press), and power clean

Squat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhVC_AnZYYM

Deadlift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AObAU-EcYE

Bench Press: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9UQ4FBVXI

Overhead Press: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnBmiBqp-AI

Power Clean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIB_X2N6020

Don't forget to squeeze during your reps brah, it's good for hypertrophy.
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bump


orignal spaghetioa
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>>39380586
Bumpity bump bu bum bum bump.
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>>39380586
>start diet
>doing good, staying under 2000 on pizza rolls and dr pepper
>mummy buys me chocolate cookies
REEEEEEEE SHE KNOWS IM THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOUSE THAT WILL EAT THEM

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>tfw girlfriend left me yesterday
>try to contain my rage and sadness
>smoke a fuck ton of weed with my friends
>get back on tinder
>wonder why I don't get any matches
>friend tells me to wait a day or two
>wake up
>not a single fucking match
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>>39380584
Post your profile with the pictures removed. Either you're and ugly fuck, or a creep.

Or maybe you just need to exercise, because no one likes a fat ass, besides other fat asses (excluding chubby chasers)
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>>39380644
>no one likes x (excluding x-likers)
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>>39380644
>>39380644
Im not ugly. I am quite alright looking. I have no problem attracting women in public/bars etc. I do workout a lot. My girlfriend was super hot. I always rejoiced knowing that I didnt have to put up with tinder whores when I was still with my girl. Now this...fucking hell lads.

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Tfw you will never meet a taller tan skinned woman with huge belly, thighs, ass, and tits.
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>>39380506
I DONT WANT THESE FEELS

GET OUT

origger
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that some gross ass shit
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>>39380506
>tfw 6'6"
I just want a gf taller then me.

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How do you stop being easily attached to people?

It doesn't happen with everyone, just people i really connect to, but it happens fast.
I normally am careful with that but once someone says that he/she is getting attached to me i just fall for it and get attached too.
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>>39380440
I think the average, more social person gets used to new people and doesn't go so "gung-ho" as us robots as far as feelings for them.

tl;dr: Acquire more and more people in your life until the impulsivity falters.
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>>39380450
So i have to go through getting attached first to make it not so common?
Shit, this is going to hurt.
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>>39380440
I too don't get easily attached. Like with most of my friends I don't feel a connection. Sure we can hang out but I'm not gonna feel sad if they leave.

However there's one person I got so attached to that I get incredibly lonely and depressed when things don't go well between us or we're not together.

It sucks because I feel vulnerable and needy. I also wish I knew how to stop it.

This is what the average Clinton supporter looks like
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here is what the average bernie sanders supporter looks like
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This is an example of what the average Trump supporter looks like.
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>>39380392
Chris is a prime example of someone who doesn't deserve healthcare or welfare. Society should just let him and his mother die already

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Daily reminder that if you don't live in a crappy conditions you're not true robot and you don't belong to this board.
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>tfw a true robot

desu
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>>39380313
I honestly want to believe someone just knocked over a shelf and took a picture.
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>>39380313
Sorry, the only thing i hate more then myself is a dirty room.

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>tfw enjoying the feeling of frowning and being angry
>will probably go driving soon to take out my anger through revving
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>>39380274
I get angery over practically nothing and it feels like a lot of time I just have so much pent up frustration and I just don't know how to deal with it
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i am angry all the time, it comes from my frustration over my anxiety disorder
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>>39380274
>learnd in childhood that emotions are for the weak
>pushes every emotional reaction to anything down
>had breakdown uncontrollable anger throwing shit and yelling like an autist
>am now angry all the time

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Name something more annoying than a dyke lesbian. I dare you try and name it its not possible.
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A jewish dyke lesbian.
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>>39380195
a fem faggot
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>>39380195
Any girl with a very high opinion of herself.

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"Are you over 6 feet tall? No? Then why the fuck are you talking to me?"
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No, but you're gonna be 6 feet under if you don't shut the fuck up
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Do you think she's wearing a diaper?
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>mfw
>start jogging away
No need to waste more energy or time on a cunt like that.

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What about bestiality turns on fembots os much?

Is it the degradation being being fucked by something as low as an animal and the associated taboo?
Or is it about the primal and animalistic aspect, there being only pure lust and desire, devoid of thought?
Is it the thought that a tiny frail girl has the power to pleasure something as big and powerful as a stallion?
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>>39380111
>ywn feel the tender embrace of a mare
It hurts to live
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>>39380142
>tender
tell that to mr hands
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>>39380198
>tell that to mr hands

That wasn't a mare though

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>you are being fat and unattractive in a time where average female was never hotter and more under pressure to look attractive
>average girls were never more promiscuous
>literally living in peak hedonism era and not taking advantage of it
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>>39380021
that doesn't mean I have the social skills to attract anyone
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>>39380021
>peak hedonism era and not taking advantage of it
But I am, by drugs, alcohol, abundant entertainment media etc.
Bettering myself doesn't sound very hedonistic.
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>>39380021
But I'm not fat nor am I ugly. The problem is that promiscuity is completely unattractive to me.

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Are women just living memes?
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>>39379961
Women are the oldest meme.
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>>39379961
The absolute state of modern woman is depressing.

To answer your question, no I wouldn't say so.
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Women are even less than that. In my eyes, after observing them for so many years, they're like that old friend who annoys you with everything he does. You know that feeling you get after hanging out with someone you can't stand for hours on end? That is the feeling I get whenever I see women.

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There's a fat thread, which I read, people are recommending 10 servings of fruit/vegetables, a couple portions of meat, etc.

How the fuck am I supposed to eat like a normal human being? I ate under 500 calories today, it's rare I eat more than 1000. I hate cooking and going to the store, I don't like fast food, I don't like going to restaurants. I do like good food but I don't have the money to go to nice places or the energy to cook things myself. I don't know how normal weight/fat people do it. I could probably be classified as anorexic, although it's not a body image issue or trouble with food..I just don't eat enough and it's mostly due to laziness.
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>>39379937
We'll probably get fat with age once metabolism slows down. We skellys have the worst of it.

Check'd: 6'1" 155 lbs
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>I don't know how normal weight/fat people do it.
My guess is that some big differences are that you don't like cooking, grocery shopping, fast food and restaurants, enough to let it affect your daily food intake, where normal weight but more so fat people tend to be lazy enough to avoid cooking but still want food badly enough to order take-out or go for fast-food instead.
The kind of food you eat and what you do when you're awake also affects things. If you sit behind a computer all day every day, you'll using less food than if you're physically active throughout the day.
If you go for heavily refined carbs (like refined grains and sugar), you're more likely to feel hungry again soon after than if you go for fat and less refined carbs.

Where you are too lazy to even get food at all, fat people are too lazy to cook properly but not enough to forgo food altogether.

Normal weight people probably either have good metabolism and can get away with the same laziness as fat people, or they don't mind cooking - enough - not to eat at all.

Of course this is just a guideline, there are plenty of other factors or parameters that aren't covered here; I'm not claiming all normal weight and all fat people are like this.

5'10" 141lbs here, 7%BF and my reason for being so scrawny is because of progressive chronic illness causing me to burn a lot more energy by simply living, as well as the pancreas being a lazy shit.
I eat well enough, eat 3-5 proper meals a day, occasionally go for a big bag of crisps, don't do much with fast-food or restaurants (last time fast-food restaurant was over a year ago).
I like self prepared dishes more than I dislike cooking, so most days I eat relatively proper food.
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>>39379937
I don't know if it helps any, but at least know you don't struggle alone. Your post describes my feelings perfectly, down to the last detail.
>tfw the majority of social events involve eating, so my retarded diet means most of the time I don't want to eat anything there
as if being awkward wasn't enough, I've come to hate "socializing" in part for this reason

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Aren't most psychiatry disorders over-diagnosed ? Such as ADHD/Depression like :

>'Doctor, i feel sad because i broke up with my girlfriend 1 week ago ...'

don't tell me more, you probably have depression ! take those pills (that will get you in the real depression)

>'my son is very active and has bad results at school'

don't tell me more he probably has adhd, take this adderall haha !

Also muh self-diagnosis meme, but sometime i think its better than seeing a psychiatrist that will over-diagnosis u about 4-5 disorder that you only have one symptom of

Who fall for the 'special snowflake' mental disorder here ? Kek
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>>39379930
>Aren't most psychiatry disorders over-diagnosed? Such as ADHD/Depression like :
I'd say at least 90% of the time.
>Who fall for the 'special snowflake' mental disorder here?
Much of /r9k/.
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>>39379930
Well I think people are getting mentally ill from living in insane, doomed societies and shunning nature.

Check em.
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>>39379930
For ADHD definetly.
But for most its a self diagnose shit.
I feel like theres going to be a big difference in over diagnosing in America, since they have financial motive to do so...I`m guessing?
Over in the uk its hard as fuck to get diagnosed in anything that isnt childsplay e.g. deppresion, anxiety and psychosis. The holy tinity. I`ve been told I have something by a couple of doctors but never been actually diagnosed because whats the point.

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