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that this years harvest may not be as bountiful as previous years.
>them feelz i think im doing my best

>everyone I know is a normie
>I can talk to them normally but I cant form deep meaningful connections with them

YOU FUCKS RUINED ME

>>36938612
Im almost 21 year old and total failure without future + no social life at all

Wanting to an hero everyday

>>36938608
The solution is sleeping all day and as soon you wake up

BOOM

Sleeping again.
See? it's easy

>have a bunch of stuff I want to do
>don't want to sleep
>fight it but finally have to sleep
>wake up
>don't want to get up, lay in bed for 3 extra hours

>>36938608
>>36938680
Or you could die too.

>>36938603
I managed to wither my cactus, I'm that retarded.

>>36938636
Same, I feel pretty stupid.
I collect guns with my dad, it's really nice spending time with him. The history behind each piece is fun to learn about, as well as shooting+cleaning them even though I'm not that good.
Anyone want pics?

>>36938636
I just water mine heavily, then leave them for a long ass time in between each watering. One did die though, so maybe I should do some research on cactus.

>>36938578
Because most men sleep around more than the average girl. They just don't care about stupid shit like that if the girl makes a great gf.

>>36938618
When men sleep around it's an achievement. Men have to earn sex, women can get it anytime and anywhere.

Many men may have given up on marrying virgins, many have given up on marrying at all. But partner count still matters to all but the most betafied feminist losers. Nobody wants to marry the town bicycle or matress.

I mean we are living in a world where young men getting literal grandma's in the nursing home to fuck them isn't that uncommon. Why do women give up their one commodity so easily? How are they this stupid?

>>36938674
>partner count

Of course, partner count matters. It's just virginity that doesn't.

>>36938562
>>she tells me shes going out somewhere with a friend

She wants to make you jealous. You should make a move and make it quick.

>>36938562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FawkP6fIcl

Complete this sentence:

I have not asked her out on a date because...

>>36938467
apparently he shared her nudes but i cant find any links


Fellow robots did you manage to hunt it down?

>>36938970
the nudes were fake

wtf is this. someone pls explain

>>36938424
You aren't perfect there is likely a reason why they stopped talking to you

>>36938424
Maybe he was just scared because he never speaks to anyone
Or you are just boring

>>36938424

The people on here are the worst people on Earth.
You should never expect to find anything worth having here.

>>36938415
>I'm ugly as fuck
pics right now I bet you're such a chad you'll make me cream my pants.

>>36938415

Kek.

I've been doing this shit to girls since I was 15. It works every fucking time.
The problem is that it isn't a strategy, it's just how I naturally am, so when they inevitably become obsessed with me I STILL don't make a move.

>>36938415
yeah ive done this to a girl for a year or so now.
always make eye contact though, very short, well-thought out sentences, never text first
2 ez
also very ugly

>if I glassed ya cunt would ya kick the bucket
>it'll be a left, right, goodnight
>you're a big bloke
>nah mate you

>>36938412
>they always end up asking me about my sex life
Literally never happened to me.

Have you been hanging around Tommy Wiseau?

>>36938698
this

normally people don't bring this up as part of regular conversations

can you taste the rainbow?

>>36938406

>buy trail mix b/c it's "healthy"
>eat entire jar

ur poopoo will be gay hahaha

>>36938327
protip: nobody will approach you and you will end up going away when you run out of money.

>>36938327
protip: women will approach you and you will end up buying them drinks and they will end up going away when you run out of money.

>>36938386
literally will not happen and any anecdotes you're about to share are lies

SERIOUSLY LADS, JUST FUCKING END IT ALL

remember the britfa.gs chan?

is it dead now?

time to get breakfast I suppose, want a bacon sandwich but mummy bought shit bread

i got booted somehow but i left him legitimately constructive comments on his (really bad) essay

is he a high school freshman or just a brainlet

>>36938299
It just got made read only

>>36938440
yeah and it reverted all of the actual genuine comments i made on his writing

the structure of his essay doesn't really make sense

he's dropping in quotations without proper context or follow-up analysis

his introductory paragraph doesn't clearly state a thesis, it just basically says "i will overview why people believe certain things about this topic" with no argument behind it

he makes a big point about how anti-vidya people are older and don't play videogames and he does not cite anything for that (he should be citing statements like that). he says basically the obverse for young people and that's also uncited

>>36938255
just cut it all off now. you won't have to live every day looking at your shitty hair. bald might look good on you.

Dont fret OP there some girls who like bald men :)

>shave the hair
>grow a beard

Pic related

>>36938251
Im not even sure I want a gf anymore.
Lately my brain classified having a gf the same as smoking pot, an all around bad idea for people with a low IQ

>>36938268
>low iq

Why even try then? You're not gonna achieve anything anyways.

I wanna give you a YOU but, I'm not certain your there yet.
>I was at a venue once
>they had a washroom kinda in public
>just some mirrors and sinks
>some guy was starting at me
>look up
>continued washing my face, the venue was hot
>water running down my face
>look by the corner of my eye
>still staring and walking past
>I must of been horribly ugly or hypnotic
>he runs straight into a wall, visibly shocked he smacked the wall
>I grin and look back down splashing more water on my face

Beyond that never experienced what you described