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Kitchen nice and clean, I have OCD so everything has to be clean.

>>36939174
Why do you like living in filth? You should clean that shit up and make your apartment truly comfy.

>>36939193
Lol I take secret pictures of my drug dealer's house too, I'll post them when I get home from work! Ecks dee!!!

Not sure it's possible. You'll have to say it's been a long time and you're out of practice

Channel all of your ki energy into your balls and then hold it tight while you charge your beam attack. Have every anon and smug nofap wizard lend you their strength as you bellow and scream into her big pillowy slut tits. When you can no longer contain your seed shoot it forth and flood her holes all at once with your shimmering man fluid.

>>36939144
this

when i met new people and it eventually came up i lied said i had fucked a couple girls back in the day and followed it with that im a loner nowadays etc, eventually i got a gf and she had no idea i lost my v to her. she knows now and it took some convincing for her to believe that it actually.

You might cum fast i guess, but girls look at this as its because they are sexy and made you cum early, not because you a virgin.

>>36939112
Feels better than vag and is hotter in every way.
It's a bitch trying to convince girls to do it though

>>36939112
Just like any other form of sex: gross and repulsive. Just a few times worse since you're willingly putting your dick in a hole that squeezes out shit regularly

I really want to fuck a girl in the ass while she cries.
I'd comfort her, holding her close and telling her it's okay, as I ravage her tight little anus.

>live in Ireland
>everyone is pale

problem solved

>>36939082
>fellow potatonigger
Post county now!

>>36939057
I know how you feel, when i was a kid it bothered me, now i know everyone telling me i'm pale are niggers so i take it as a compliment

>>36939044
Who's this artist, originally?

>>36940137
kaneoya sachiko
reverse image search faggit

>>36939044
100% gone

I'm finishing my degree in math this June. i feel like I've gazed directly into the sun for years and it had somehow less me to a deeper truth. starting grad school this fall.

>tfw /r9k/ is full of retards anyway and can't know this feel

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>>36939027
Just had my hair trimmed and I shaved. I don't have work until 5 pm. Pretty comfy

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>>36939027
This is wagies' final warning.

If digits op hast to grow the fuck up. If not then I lose my honorable job of making money for the big man

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>>36938986
Good morning NEET.
I'm at my barber shop waiting for you to come in for your daily haircut whenever you're ready.

*stretches arms* enjoying my 4 day weekend!

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>>36938986
And another dollar another haircut. Thus the cycle continues

I say, "I guess they were right about spontaneous generation. Life from shit, before my eyes."

>>36938977
With out a doubt I'd...

>>36938977
Hold back my vomit

>>36938959
Why does his arm look so damn thin?

>>36939284
Because it's taken from the back

>alt right is ok with ass fuck
I knew it. They probably smoke weed too.

Delusion is an unsteady foundation.

Glad to hear that OP.

>>36938951
Jaded and bitter!

>stop caring about what others think of me because God will love me regardless
This is how niggers justify all the shit that they do

>>36938876
The world is fucked you already sholdve know that

>>36938876
They enjoy every second of it and you're just mad it's not you pounding that young puss.

>>36938876
Yeah, I remember some documentary and they just seemed so blind to the consequences.
They're not children, I know. I'm 26, and when I think back to that age I wouldn't have been able to cope emotionally with being in that kind of situation.
It feels like a bullying/pressuring type of environment, except instead of classmates it's fully grown adults, and instead of beating you up/taking your shit it's degrading sexual acts.

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no sur dis is wal murt
we can help helpp yuo buy gun if yuo liek

Fick dich du schwedische schwul

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>>36938837
Helo this iz psicologest it sais her dat u are sewacidel is taht tro?

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>>36938831
M'Fuhrer

>>36938924
M'Stalin.

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>>36938924
Helicopter rides.

I fucking love women.

I find myself depressed and unmotivated if there are no girls around.

>>36938885
I only feel that way when I haven't fapped. As soon as I orgasm, I remember how shitty they all are and don't want anything to do with them.

>>36938824
>I hate half of the human population
Guess who's insane

>>36938745
Redditt XD

>>36938745
Normie pls leave.

ree

>>36938745
>Morty's mom walks in
>can't find dildo
>sees Pickle Rick
>"This will do."