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>>36939985
I think you should get off my board right now.

Goddamn normalfags.

>>36939985
No, no idea why you would.
2D is better.

>>36940057
>If you don't jerk it to lolis you're a normie.
goddamn dude.

>>36939918
Daily reminder that if you don't have at least one haircut every day you're not a real NEET. Are you sure you don't have a part time job here and there, failed wagie? Now if you'll excuse me, I have more anime to waste time watching before I get my haircut and eat leftover TV dinners for lunch.

>>36940259
B-but I'm trying to grow it out

I don't even have a part time job

>>36940328
What for, faux-wagie? You want to have your mane be flowing, long and presentable when you go for your next job interview? Don't delude yourself and get your daily haircut.

>>36939907
mildly disappointed

its a fact that women dont know what they are talking about and the big dick obsession is a male thing

>>36939907
That giving women rights was a mistake.

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>>36939884
I imagine ur like a hunchback and shit. But ill chat with u if u want got a way go contact u? Like kik or something.

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>>36939884
ill be your friend op


oregnipl

Kahoot 6699700
Join before we run out of time

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You might like Edam cheese

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>>36939858
You need cheese pop in your life.

I'm quite a fan of dick cheese

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>>36939836
good luck we're all counting on you

>>36939836
post schematics pls

>>36939836
if you build one, then some guy raped it, would you buy a new one?

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>>36939791
oh shit he dead

Just calm down then.

Freak out more. If you get your jimmys rustled enough you'll have a heart attack and die, keep freaking out

>>36939764
hope you don't get raped and murdered.

I hope it's a girl because otherwise you'll be fed estrogen and get your boipucci raped.

Why? What if things go wrong?

I like slim, plain brunette girls who wear glasses.

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>>36939742
Slim with nice breats, passionate eyes, dark hair and olive skin.

Out of the tens of thousands of photographs of women I have, pic related is my favorite.

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>>36939822
Probably second favorite.

depends who you are desu.
for the majority of robots, I would say being yourself is not a great idea

>>36939684
I spent years trying to decipher what turned out to be a meme answer.
My thoughts went something along the lines of "If you aren't acting fake, but being who you really are around someone; It's not more likely that they will like you, but if they do like you they will like the real you and not the mask you were wearing. If they don't like the real you then both parties save time finding that out."

In retrospect I don't think people ever really try to figure out who others really are most of the time. They just get their impression and then build an imaginary character in their mind. Then get upset when the person breaks character from who they imagined them to be.

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Being myself had lowered Everyone's expectations about me all through highschool so I never really had to do anything and the teachers gave me all the answers. It worked out great

>>36939651
I can relate. NEET without future and I know it wont get better.

Idk what keeps me alive desu

>>36939679
>implying being a NEET isnt a choice
Go get a job, even if it's at McDonald's you lazy nigger

went to my psychiatrist today
she keeps going on about cognition therapy, how I should just stop thinking about depressing shit

she also keeps mentioning how this might not be the best offer for me, she wants me to go back to some low threshold treatment
I don't think she wants to see me anymore desu

>>36939649
I'm not disgustingly wealthy

I don't settle for 3/10's but thanks

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>>36939662
not any more
he can't even afford healthcare
someone will have to pay

>>36939417
Can't produce anything of value except their bodies

It's their nature. The question is why do you care

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>>36939419
because I'm not a homosexual trap lover :^)

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Mitsou the Hero definitely would

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Kaiji would probably shitpost here about the normies he's swiped medallions from

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>>36939405
I can see this cuck browsing r9k often

>the rock
>not stone cold

How does it feel to be so low intelligence that you don't notice people have said this for hundreds of years.
>"Current leader is so Stoopid, we will only go downhill from here"

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>>36939333
>digits
>Austin 3:16 2024