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Who here /fit9k/?
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>that face
you look like austin powers on steroids
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He's gotta be British
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>>36940506
Browse this board for a bit longer before you decide to post.
it's not that hard to loose your virginity jesus christ
you nerds are a fucking waste
>t. a gay guy
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>Go to a bar
>Find a group of sluts
>They always have a Duff
>Wait till the end of the night.
>Start hitting on the Duff
>Have sex with duff
>Leave before duff wakes up so no rape charges.
this is how i did it.
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>>36940408
doesent count
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>>36940422
Why doesn't it count.
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How do I fake a suicide attempt so that I look stronger to my oneitis
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You do it for real.
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>faking a trait undesirable in a mate to impress the opposite sex
What?
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>>36940324
This tally ho man, unless you are trolling her this is a bad idea.
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Which is worse?
Catching your partner cheating with someone of the same race as you? Or catching them with someone of a different race?
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>>36940273
depends what race tbqhwyf
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>>36940273
Wanna win dont play.
Cheating is shitty, what did you expect?
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>>36940273
If you're white, catching them cheating on you with another race.
For any other race, catching them cheating on you with the same race is worse.
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Would you want a nice SJW gf, robots?
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>>36940244
hell yes, i love SJW qties
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>>36940244
>nice SJW gf
pls be in Brisbane
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You'd hate your life in a minute
I made the mistake and whenever I'm around her I can't say faggot or dyke or nigger or anything else it's a real bore
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Benzos get me motivated. Why? Is this normal? I thought they were downers.
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>downers
They're not tho
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It's alcohol minus the drunk feeling
They make you less capable of using the parts of your brain that control judgement.
Basically if your judgement is faulty and interferes with you getting stuff done they stop that from happening until you get tolerance in a month and up the dosage, develop a dependance which leads to physical addiction in a few months and have seizures and severe panic attacks when you finally stop taking them.
Basically enjoy your shit assed gay cuckpills
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>>36940279
How'd my judgement be faulty tho. Is there a name for that? Usually I only feel like lying in bed and doing nothing or sleeping, and everytime I try to get something done it gets unbearably boring and unworthy too soon.
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Do girls with big boobies like it when other girls play with their big boobies? Do girls with big boobies like it when other girlssuck on their nipples?
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>>36940211
What animu is that from?
I need to fap to some old school cartoon titties.
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>>36940245
Angel Blade
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>>36940296
I mostly originally thank you for this original reply anon.
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What's the /r9k/ excuse for not getting buff?
Everyone cries so much about how they're too ugly to get a gf, too autistic, how they'd even take an ugly / fat girl but they still can't.
No matter what the situation (unless you're paralysed), you can get a better body, which will make you so much more attractive.
Think about it, if a girl has an uggo face but a great body, she'll still be attractive enough to get a bf. It works both ways.
So let's here your pathetic excuses. Pic somewhat related
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I'm lazy and unmotivated. I just going to made a thread about.
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aerobic exercise
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>>36940224
>I just going to make a thread about
Do you mean you were just going to make a thread about it?
If you're unmotivated that means you don't care enough about being alone
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>Boss asks me why I didn't get my daily haircut
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>>36940149
Lul wat
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Op goofed up
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>>36940149
>boss
>daily haircut
What did he mean by this
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I just noticed that most robots here want a gf but hate women in general. Why bother getting one if you're just treat them like shit because of their gender? Like come on, are you guys really that much of a hypocrite?
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>>36940127
yes. please give me my emotional sandbag gf now
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>>36940148
Then you don't deserve any faggot. Off yourself.
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>>36940190
Even if I lived like a saint I wouldn't get a gf.
Might as well be a lone asshole
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Just tried this and it works 2017-05-11 03:16:55 Post No.36940071
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Just tried this and it works
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Go make your bed right now. It will fix you.
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Nice try wagie. I ain't making my bed just so I can mess it up again when I go to sleep.
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I always make the bed after waking. There's just something gross about coming home at night to an unmade bed.
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>>36940099
>There's just something gross about coming home at night to an unmade bed.
this might be the most normie thing said in the history of r9k
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I'm going to get tinder for the first time. I need a faq/guide/tutorial and some advice/tips.
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Step 1. Uninstall Tinder.
Step 2. Go outside or use (((Facebook)))
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>find the fattest or most single mom of them
>swipe right
>see no matches
>sob quietly in bed
ur welcome
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>create fake profile with chad photos
>swipe right
>message 10/10 grills with eyy gurl u wan sum fuk
>cry yourself to sleep when they respond to chad
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anh~
ily anon
pls pls pls i need u
anon yes~
give me ur dick anon pls
i need ur dick ;_;
ahhhhhhh
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>female girl
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this is the reason why i need feminism
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>>36940052
>2D
>not 1D
Pathetic. Get out of here normie.
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>there are dykes on r9k
fuck off
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>>36940046
I also agree that fuck off
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What's the problem with dykes being here when it's already full of faggots? Fags are basically roastie Stacey's with a dick anyway.
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>>36940069
fuck off stupid dyke
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I'm attracted to a 22 year old 2017-05-11 03:11:35 Post No.36939995
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I'm attracted to a 22 year old
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(I'm 31) am I a pedophile?
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>>36939995
you're asking an incredibly stupid question.
does being attracted to a 22 year old make you a person attracted to children? No. it makes you attracted to a 22 year old.
22 year olds aren't considered children in any society I'm aware of.
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>>36939995
No? She's legal. You're both adults. Hell if a 10 year age gap made you a pedophile, most dudes would be pedos for watching porn
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Yes old man. You're a pedo