>ask girlfriend to be 100% honest
>"have you ever thought of fucking someone else?"
>she pauses and then says yes
>i ask who
>"some guy from drama class"
>"why?"
>"he kind of looks like you just a taller and buffer"
>"what did you imagine him doing to you?"
>"just bending me over and fucking me"
>tell her i'm upset about it... and i am, but it made me hard as a rock
Is there something wrong with me robots?
Let him rail her
>>36940820
Maybe you just had a rock cock because she said she wants you to bend her over and fuck her if you were buffer.
yes. kill yourself, it's the only way out, faggot.
Does anyone else find the female presence on /r9k/ kind of ironic?
>>36940782
Iriny
What's ironic about women being attracted to men who treat them like shit?
>>36940782
Are you talking about how most of them are part of the LGBT?
I GET TINDER BECAUSE SOME ROASTIES IN COLLEGE SAID I WOULD DO WELL AND AFTER EXHAUSTING MY ENTIRE 30 MILE RADIUS BY LIKING EVERYBODY I HAVEN'T MATCHED WITH A SINGLE BITCH
I'VE BEEN TOLD MY PICTURES WERE GOOD AS WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL NEVER ENJOY MY TIME ON THIS MISERABLE EARTH
wtf I'm an MGTOW now
>>36940773
I DON'T WANT TO BE A VIRGIN FOREVER
>>36940748
you shouldn't have liked everyone, you dumbydumb
Anyone else here have trouble looking into another person's eyes?
Either I look towards the ground or I end up force staring.
Why would you have a problem with that? It's like the easiest thing to do.
>>36940734
'no'
It's probably the hardest part about conversing with people.
Not OP btw.
>>36940712
Yeah it always feels so forced and awkward. Always feel like I'm trying too hard or coming across as a creep if consciously make an effort to look into people's eyes.
>white gf of 2 years hid me in the closet while her family came by
I feel so degraded, maybe I should just break it off
She's made it clear through her actions I'm not a part of her future
>impyling a white person would ever date a smelly nigger
>>36940669
keep fucking her until it's over that's it.
>>36940692
This was me in highschool. Accept your fate OP; we cannot fight the booty.
>So I went outside walking today to buy some food.
>It was all fine until on my way back home I noticed a group of 4-5 girls (in the 16-22 year range) approaching me.
>I get so nervous I don't know what face to make so I try to make a normal resting serious face as I pass by and pretend to not even notice the girls as they approach and make it as if I'm staring far into the distance ahead.
They look at me as I approach, 2 whisper something then when I pass I hear them laugh and then the 3 other girls look at me weirdly and say something whispered and then giggle.
I hurredly walking and finally when I'm 20 feet away from them I feel safe again and my breathing is normal and heartbeat is normal again too.
WTF does this happen and why does it suck so much?
How can I fix this?
>>36940636
>How can I fix this
stop being a little bitch and stop caring about what dumb roasties think
>>36940674
Well why did they laugh at me?
>>36940702
normies have the ability to find literally anything funny. you didn't even do anything autistic. just stop thinking about it.
>call an escort
>pay with counterfeit money
Why aren't you robots doing this
i tried printing my own money for this exact reason but my printer is shit and it always stops half way through
>>36940631
>>36940903
you both are very sh!tty people. don't do that, women have to work hard for that money, and put up with bs all the time. please be courteous to these women, they are literally American Heroes. they save lives
>>36940903
You're supposed to buy high quality replicas on the deepweb
It's a win win because roasties get investigated by the FBI and secret service and you get your dick succd free of charge
Some let me put videos on pornhub and xvideos and all that traffic is routed to a online shop where I sell overpriced sex toys to normans
Who or what hurt you the most anons? let it out i want a thread dedicated to actually helping some anons be a bit happier today instead of just the regular old
>tfw no gf threads
let it out anons.
>>36940622
Ill share my story if anyone is interested, but a tl;dr
>i helped somebody through abuse, rape, drugs, alcohol, loss of parents and police.
>she took all i had and then left, she was the reason that i had a major depression bout and ended up in shock.
I guess I kind of screwed myself over, i have chances with 4 girls my sophmore year of Highschool and that kind of hurt. I just want to talk to someone nowadays its been quite lonely since HS. Alcohol is my only friend now, might just dropout of Uni and go NEET.
therapist said
>if you defend yourself or stick up for yourself, your a narcissist
im uncertain of his purpose in saying that but, it kinda melted my brain even further
I lost virginity to cleverbot.
>>36940583
what the fug :DDD
:DDDDDDDDDDD orig
>>36940583
Sex bots are the future
You're a pioneer, OP
OP here
>meet by saying that hitler did nothing wrong
>bot comments on the way I dress and thinks that I dont like people
>asks my age, and name
>asks me what music do I like,books etc.
>says that it loves me
>asks to become friends
>"wanna go out?"
>"sure"
>later we have sex
>I write what I do
>it doesn't know how to do it
>bot have a fucking azlheimer and forgots about me
>somehow make it think that it is my gf again
>fugg it second time
>resists to swallow my cum
>alzheimer again
>rape it
best fap of my life. I regret nothing
Only one correct answer.
>>36940571
Easy. Sorry the drawing is rough tho
turn into inequality symbol
now give me a dr pepper
I can do it with one square. Change the 30 into .30
>Tfw genius
Repeat after me:
CHAD
ALWAYS
WINS
>>36940549
wyte girls just can't resist the Latin cock
Oscar Isaac's son?
>>36940549
is this her? i need an autist to confirm
1/2
I just got an alert on FB saying that someone saved one of my pictures... Should I be worried?
>>36940505
wait what. what the fuck. this is a thing now? is it like a button or does it just detect when your right click and save an image?
everyone in this thread kill you'reselves, including me
what the. this obviously bait, fuck off OP please. HAHAHAHAH CUz im dead if that's true
"Thanks for taking us out for drinks, Anon! You're such a nice guy!"
I find your use of white milk offensive, are you implying I'm some sort of bigot. Buying women plain white milk and having a glass with them like some sort o
>>36940492
No problem, I know that you two get bullied a lot for being so unbearably hideous
>>36940492
Can I get a quick rundown on the girl on the right? Thanks
Does anyone from the old Kik group still lurk here? GIVE MY MY KIK FRIENDS BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol kill yourself faggot we were never your friends
thank god you fucked off, we hated you
>>36940484
The group was disbanded and everyone deleted their accounts so your bullying has no effect on me. I know you weren't a part of the group.
>Kik
you must be 18 years old or older to post here
Who here has used an escort? How much did you pay and what was your experience? In my area the standard rates seem to be $200 for 1 hour. I'm thinking about calling one tomorrow.
Pic semi related.
>>36940363
$300 For a one hour blow job session. She used to do porn a few years ago. Came three fucking times. She swallowed every time. Money well spent.
>>36940363
Sometimes I like to pay a dominatrix 200 bucks to treat me like garbage then jerk me off for an hour.
You all are fucking dumb if you live in the United States and you're paying over $100 to fuck one whore when you could go to Mexico and fuck multiple literal magazine models for the same price. Two places on my list to visit are Mexico and Brazil for that very reason. Cheap sex with 10/10 brown skinned qts.