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What's your element, robots?
Hard mode: choose according to your personality and tastes, not personal preference.
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>>36941527
don't care

none of these powers will give me what I want

fuck you OP
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Fartbending.
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>>36941682
What do you want anon?
blox

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How often does Chad have threesomes?
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I had one 2 weeks ago, it was ok
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more often that we ever will
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>>36941502
I think of the people who will have them in their lifetime, most will only do it once or twice. Its's an awkward experience that usually specific stars have to align in order for it to happen in the first place.

It's not as amazing as it seems.

Why are memes so dank?
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because you're a 16 year old kid that probably watches idubbz daily
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>>36941437
Look no further than the definition of meme. While all of us have jokes that only the inside gets, memes are humor that run on the large scale, and thus it feels like an inside joke that many people understand.

We've clearly evolved past that and now memes are tools for memeing the post-ironic era. Eventually humor will surpass even this or go full circle back to the beginning.
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I miss 2007 4chan.
Nothing like coming home from school, playing some vidya, and browsing /b/ on my laptop.
It was all so innocent back then.
Though that may have been because I was 11 in 2007.

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>Can only cum if I'm thinking about dressing like a girl and getting fucked by a boy
How can I fix this
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Dress like a girl and get fucked by a boy
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>>36941447
No that's gay. I'm not gay
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Stop being such a fucking faggot you retarded dumb cunt.

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If I'm a virgin and my gf wants to have sex
but I decline it, would that mean I'm cucking her
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>>36941292
Blue balling more like
But yes essentially in some fucked up universe you would be cucking her.
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>>36941292
Not unless you're fucking someone else on the side. What you're doing right now is called being an idiot.
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>>36941351
I'M FINALLY A CHAD GUYS!

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Any fembots looking for a sugar daddy? I need a socially inept and below average girl to pretend to be my gf. I can give a $500 allowance every time we meet.

Please respond desu.
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hi i can be your pretend gf
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>>36941394
Do you have Kik? Can you post it?
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>>36941441
i don't have kik, but i do have discord

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Is clay jensen /our guy/ ?
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>>36941217
No one would care about this guy and this show if he was ugly.

He isn't our guy.
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>>36941444

He is pretty average looking tbqh.
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he's such an emotional fucking faggot
so yeah he's us

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Do you have anyone to listen to you? Anyone who's there f you?
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Besides an anonymous board, no.
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>>36941202
this. also when i get really drunk i spill the beans on some innocent bystanders on occasion.
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>>36941186
not in real life.

Some of my feelings could get me "hospitalized", and I'm not chancing it.

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>start developing feelings for best friend
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>friend

GTFO
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Don't go for it you cuck
So many instances of people going after best friends and then losing it and no longer having friends. Just get a fuckbuddy
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>>36941153
My best friend wanted to fuck my ass. We don't talk often anymore.

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Why is it that Americans put sex on such a high pedestal whilst other countries don't?
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>>36941066
Let me clarify.

>haha you didn't lose your virginity before 18? fucking loser
>not fucking bitches constantly LOLOLOOLOLOL
>cmon you gotta be a chad!
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>>36941103
Okay. Why do Americans put being popular on such a high pedestal.
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>>36941066
>2010s
I have never been this disgusted before in my life.
Everyone who isn't a virgin before marriage should fucking die.

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>9/10 turbo chad
>still can't get a gf

What am I doing wrong?
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>>36941021
are the bogdabots taking effect yet?
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>>36941021
is this what happens once you take the BOGpill?
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>>36941021
the sad truth is that it might be a personality issue.
maybe you come on too strong?
maybe you're not good at conversations in general?

even though I'm barley a 6 myself I'm sure I could 'normie' it up if I worked on my sense of humour and charm or even leave the house.

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ITT: Musicians that were or were likely robots

Starting with an obvious one.
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Famous musicians can't be robots
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def kanye
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>>36941046
>Famous musicians can't be robots
The Smiths

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>been high almost every day for over a year now
>on days i can't smoke, i drink
>run out of weed
>dealer being a little bitch and i don't know how to find a new one
>start day drinking to make up for lack of weed
>have vodka and orange juice with my breakfast for a week
>no weed or alcohol for a week now, want to improve myself
>time goes by slow as fuck
tfw can't live my neet life without the devil's lettuce

what do?
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>>36940939
>don't know how to find a new one
darknet
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>>36940939
Do you actually find getting high fun? I had to stop months ago because all it was doing was making me extremely anxious and paranoid.
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>>36940974
different experiences for different people

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>tfw i cant even make internet friends
how do i stop being so unlikable
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>>36940874
im sure you are likeable anon dont be so hard on yourself
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Have you tried being yourself?
If the answer was yes.
>Please stop being yourself
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Kill yourself. It's not like anybody's gonna remember you anyway.

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Cont of: >>36915941
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I have a crush on a Christian girl from my school. I'm not a very religious person, but I want to ask her out. Any advice?
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>>36941121
Thanks for asking. Firstly I would say that if you yourself are not as equally or more devout as her then leave her alone. She is on a right path and going with someone who is outside the religion would only do damage to her.

If you pass that then try talking to her; in the end, she won't go out with you unless she likes you so just be your best self and see what happens. Don't be too hurt if she doesn't like you; there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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I want to believe in God but Islam seems like a much better path for that than Christianity. Why should I be a Christian instead of a Muslim?

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