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>go to dermatologist because of this rash I have
>the nurse is a qt asian girl
>immediately nervous and act autistic around her
>doctor comes in and talks to me, says i need to get to shots on my butt
>oh no
>the qt asian nurse is the one giving the shots
>shit
>she asks me to pull my pants down
>mfw a qt girl asked me to pull my pants down
>face is red
>throbbing boner
>try my best to hide my boner by standing right next to the counter but it's obvious
>this boner obviously makes the nurse feel uncomfortable
>she gives me the shots in silence
>she says I am free to go after she's done
>she walks out before me
>I mumble "sorry" as she leaves
>mfw this is the most intimate I have ever gotten with a woman
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>>36944072
>tfw you will never be touched by a qt asian nurse
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>>36944679
>tfw you will never be touched by a qt
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>>36944914
>tfw you will never be touched
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>Walking to a local computer store to replace a cable that was damaged
>Stop near a corner by a gas station because someone I knew back in high school saw me
>Talk to them for maybe 5 minutes and continue on my way
>A couple minutes later a police car comes rushing into a parking lot I was passing
>They quickly park by me and get out of the car
>They stop me and demand to see my ID
>Apparently in the short time I was by the gas station someone called the cops saying I was vagrant begging for money
Fucking normalfags. This is why I don't go outside, I bet it was some short haired normalfag fucking Chad or some shit that though I was homeless because I had long hair.
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>>36944053
Stop dressing Iike a bum. Wear sweatpants and a tee shirt like a normal non-normie
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>>36944101
I was wearing a leather jacket, t-shirt, and jean shorts. Does that really look homeless?
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>>36944101
Stop dressing like a bum
Wear sweatpants
Your giving conflicting info here Anon
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How do i honor kill my cousin and get away with it?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE, IS SHE A DEMON!?
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>>36944083
She's a woman.
The same thing, basically.
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>>36944041
What did he do?
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Anti-comfy /tinnitus/ thread
Blasting the music to avoid insanity edition
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Smou weu
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>>36943963
Learn to play. Just ignore it.
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youtube.com/watch?v=Yxgg4F_jl8A
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>There are actually people on this board that believe girls don't care about looks.
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no one on this board believes that tho
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>>36943952
Peanut headed fuck
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Damn look at that maxilla
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>"Oh hey anon! I heard you wanted to talk with me about something?"
Wat say?
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sometimes after cumming in the toilet, I piss in the sink whilst washing my dick
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you're clearly misinformed
ooga booga black lives matter and all that
fuck off
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>>36943880
The only chick I was ever with was half black. She took care of herself but I didn't like the way she smelled.
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Who ROBLOX here? -
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>>36943874
Fuck outta here. All Roblox is is a shitty version of G-Mod with a bunch of subpar minigames.
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>After The Flash is the only decent RP game
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you need to be 18 years of age to post here oregano
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Men are 2nd class citizens
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2017-05-11 06:47:11
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Male power is merely a facade used to reproduce. Men do not have more power.
Even in areas where Men are physically stronger, society has adapted to make male privilege a male obligation.
http://standyourground.com/forums/index.php?topic=16416.0%3Bwap2
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There are no benefits to being male.
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ban circumcision
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>>36944100
ban circumcision for minors!
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>Best and only friend said he doesn't care to be friends anymore
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>>36943679
sorry. can you salvage the relationship? i know you're probably hurt but you will likely never have a friend like him again in your life
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>>36943694
No, he only wants to hang out with these stoner faggots now
Every since he started smoking weed we started to grow apart, it's made me resent pot.
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>best friend dies
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What's /r9k/ reading at the moment? Do you even read? Pic related for me.
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I'm reading the words on my screen right now.
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>>36943656
I finished The Idiot yesterday, gonna start Don Quijiote .
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>>36943729
Very nice, I just finished Crime and Punishment a few weeks ago, was gonna start The Double but ended up with Leckie's book in my hands instead.
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What are some r9k posts that you still think about?
They can be posts that piss you off, posts that you fap at the thought of, posts that you laugh at. Just anything that you remember reading on here that pops in your head every now and then for whatever reason.
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From old r9k, the story of tent anon. He got rid of the bed in his apartment, and instead put a 4 person tent in his bedroom, filled it with a sleeping bad, comforters, and a bunch of pillows. I think about it now and then, sounds super comfy.
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>>36943620
There was this anon on here who told a story of how she got invited by a friend of hers to live at some rich dude's mansion. She could stay there, and get her entire college education paid off, as long as she had a baby with the rich guy. Apparently he had an entire harem there, and some stayed just because they thought they loved him, but she was just there for the money. The fact that she begrudgingly had a kid for him (and she talked as if she didn't care about the child at all) it's just weirdly hot to me. It's something I'd do if I had that kinda money.
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The time that I, just by pure coincidence, found out that my online gf was cheating on me.
There was a thread here that was called "cute things your girlfriend says to you" or something like that, and this guy posts a very specific phrase that sounded a lot like my online gf at the time. So I replied to him asking about her name, it WAS her name, we switched contact details, and he tells me that he got in contact with her through some other hookup thread, and he drove to her place and fucked her.
It was pretty devastating, and part of the reason I don't even bother with online relationships anymore.
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*spits in your face*
>I SAID STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU CREEPY ASS WHITE BOY!!
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she got a nice face but that weave is disgusting
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uppity ass negress *removes belt* ill teach you some manners
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>>36943592
Ask her to marry me on the spot.
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ITT: post where you usually get your news
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we're on it right now
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>>36943550
Pretend I posted a link to a popular alt-right website here.
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>>36943550
>ITT: post where you usually get your news
I don't "get" news
Why would I be interested in the garbage that is happening on wall street or in Washington DC or whatever
It is literally not relevant to me
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>start uni
>want friends
>wait for people to try and befriend me for once
>3 years in and no ones has tried to be my friend
>tfw no friends
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>>36943456
It's not always a good thing desu.
I have no friends in my class either but met one from gaming society. It's not bad to play with him to kill time but at the end of the day, I feel like I'm just wasting my time with him and would prefer to be left alone. If he was an online friend, I would have blocked and deleted all contact from him long ago.
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>>36943456
>wait for people that try and befriend me
=
>sitting in class waiting to get an A without doing any work
I wouldn't be your friend.
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>>36943663
That actually makes sense. My autistic mind never thought of it that way. Thanks anon
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What do you do when jerking off no longer feels as good as it used to?
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>>36943416
Stop for a while, it'll feel much better.
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Wait a week and try again
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What, you think people nofap to make them enlightened supermen or something?