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how bad are you my man?

iktf

>was once a young kid
>wanted to be a good person, have a family, etc
>now am a bald fat loser with a beard

you never really know what you're gonna come out as

>in elementary
>some kid has a nice watch
>he takes it off and puts it in locker
>break into his locker and take it
No regrets. I do not give a fucking shit

>>36943823
Why are you worried?
"We know" seems like a rather civil response.

>>36943823
can you please commit suicide?
kthxbye

>>36943887
because they might not want to shower with me anymore

how was the average daily life of a normie?

I was always an outsider but not as much as now, no. I just get annoyed around people for no reason. I've unlearned communicating with them. It came to early, I think

In all my life i have never been normie

absolutely not. way too many people.

>>36943646
depends what I'm seeing

what about you?

Honestly? No. I've gone to a couple of metal concerts (Linkin Park, System of a Down, Rammstein) where I was on the field (that is, no seats whatsoever) and every single time I ended up throwing out after the concert because I felt physically ill. It's just a physically uncomfortable experience, too many people, you can't sit down, you can't be still, etc.

>>36943369
i've been on hrt for a week :^}

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>>36943369
>talk us
Bungled it fampai

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>>36943408
Fuck off tranny, you're going to look like shit and be killed walking back from the store one night

>>36943328
Speaking from experience, I feel that Tyrones are nicer to blackbots than Chads are to whitebots if only because of that whole communal "we're all in this together, whitey is the enemy" angle. Plus, the concerted effort to distance themselves from white culture means that a lot of black normies are familiar with nerdier subcultures and are, therefore, able to hold conversations with less egregious blackbots. That being said, a normie is still a normie and they do have an upper limit on how much differentiation from the norm they're willing to abide before trying to distance themselves from the blackbot.

>>36943328
Idk I get ignored by everyone

>>36943611
>Speaking from experience, I feel that Tyrones are nicer to blackbots than Chads are to whitebots if only because of that whole communal "we're all in this together, whitey is the enemy" angle

This desu

>>36943234
Cause I have to stick my penis in it

Because it dispenses filth from the female human body.

>>36943234
Idk.
It wouldn't bother me that much but I'm not a clean freak.
I think it's just a meme like how the girls on lolcow are disgusted by dick cheese.

This stuff all washes off its not a big deal.

>>36943184
For your ass virginity? Yes.
For the virginty that matters? No.

>>36943184
No even if it did happend your're such a loser ypu will forever be alone ypur virginity is perminant nigga

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>>36943209
>For your ass virginity? Yes.
>For the virginty that matters? No.

I think you are referring to the technical term "boiginity", and that is JUST as valid as a form of virginity as traditional virginity

>>36943232
is that a good thing or a bad thing

>>36943062
I don't think most Texans have Texas pride. No matter how much the schools pressed us to have it, we got tired of the "bullshit" pledge and Texas history, which many considered boring. I wish I paid more attention to Texas history, and I still know Texas is the best state, but any semblance of real Texas culture isn't present on my barely sentient fellow Texans. The whiter parts sure- but most suburban areas, with lots of Hispanics and few patriotic whites, no. Only the country parts of Texas really truly have any pride.

I'll never understand humanity's affinity to be proud of a piece of land, enough to kill or die for it

Nothing more than animalistic territoriality fueled by money

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>tfw robot that loves Texas unironically
>will never leave Texas because it's best state in my opinion
>hate going anywhere that isn't in Texas
>Love Texas more than I love myself

oh and
>live in literal sjw normie capital of Texas

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Part 2:
She is into BDSM. She is typically the dominant one and I am the submissive one. But sometimes we switch. She is really into tease and denial (on both ends). She likes teasing me for hours and then denying me and locking me into chastity. She enjoys pegging me with a strap-on and on rare occasions mild CBT is fine. She also likes being teased and denied when I dominate her.

Sometimes we both tease each other, but are both locked in chastity and have each other's keys. We both know that whoever gets released first is going to keep the other one locked for a while longer and tease them a lot during that time. So it is basically a competition who can last the longest and we both try to turn each other on as much as possible to make the other surrender.

Of course we don't just tease and deny each other, sometimes (although relatively rarely) we just have vanilla sex.

Not that rarely we have threesomes with some other girl. Sometimes when I am chastity she just makes me watch as she makes out with the other girl to turn me on and tease me. However, if my girlfriend is also locked in chastity, this can backfire and turn her on even more than it does me. Neither one of us ever has sex with another girl without the other one participating. Of course, one of us might be in chastity at the time and not get any pleasure.

However, my girlfriend only loves me, she doesn't love any of the girls we have treesomes with, she is just sexually atracted to them. Same goes for me.

Neither one of us wants to humiliate, insult or degrade the other one and neither one of us want to be humiliated, insulted or degraded.

>>36942715
>she always wants to try new things
What things would you like her to want to try?

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>>36942715
ghostbusters 2 was good fag

Im joining the airforce in the fall, im worried about my ASBAB though. What do I need to get to be competetive?

>>36942330

I passed high school with Cs and Ds and scored mid 80s on the ASVAB. It's one of the easiest thing you'll do in the military.

The officer test is really fucking hard, though.

Whatever you do, get a 4 year contract. 6 years is not worth it, I promise. Also make sure you get the exact job you want. Don't join security forces or aircraft maintenance, or special forces. Those are the most stressful career fields.

>>36942278
i'm thinking about it desu

i was thinking army or airforce because i severely dislike water (so no navy or coastguard) but the impression i get is that army is mostly for dummies (i'm not a genius but i'm not sub-100 iq either

I don't bus, but driving scares the shit out of me, too.

what is this meme with calling any kind of public transportation a "metro"?
a metro is a metro. underground train. nothing less, nothing more
a bus is a bus, a tram is a tram, a train is a train. none of these are metro

>>36942258
There's nothing to it, just be careful. Check when you can do a certain manouver and decide whether or not to do it. Try not to get yourself in a situation where you get into a manouver but are not sure whether to go through with it.

One thing that greatly helps is to keep in mind that everyone else on the road is as confused as you are and many of them are even worse drivers. You are NOT a noob on a road full of pro drivers. You are a noob surrounded by other noobs.

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>being a wigger
>being original

>>36941927
Bet you don't even have the rare mixtape features he did when he was K.Dot, faggot

Fuck off trying to be elitist while jumping on a bandwagon

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Why do whiteys love Kendrick Lamar so much?

>>36941845
this thread is shit and you are a faggot
white roses are symbol of hatred and stupidity

no i'm not gonna post

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I wish I had a real gf

>>36941787
you don't fell for loan meme
good job fighting international jewry anon

It could be worse. You could be 27 and live with your parents.

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>>36941787
>tfw 20 and still live with parents