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>>36949517
Commitment is the easy part.
I don't see how people even cheat on girls. I know it doesn't happen nearly as often as girls cheat on guys, but still.

>>36949644
>Commitment is the easy part.
hahahah no. most of you have never worked a day in your lives and live on welfare

>look at the floor or to the side when being spoken to

Look at me you fucking faggot. You are a fucking adult. Holy shit. Someone with autism explain this behavior.

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go on, post' em

>>36949514
>vidya
>movie
>TV show
>cartoon
Not bad, 6/10

bump

zez

>>36949454
Why would you throw away your Fleshlight?

>>36949496
he probably didn't clean it and it got sticky and moldy and gross

>>36949496
I've actualyl done it twice
The first one was an actual fleshlight, but it sucked. It was sticky, sloppy and bulky.
Then I bought some an off brand fleshlight from ebay which was much much better and easier to clean and maintain. I threw it away because I felt like an even bigger loser fucking it

>>36949448
>childhood friend becomes a full normie
>invites me to a concert, I actually have fun
>look at him and see him post shit on his phone instead of listening to the concert
>whatever
>later, go to camp with him
>bitches all the fucking time
>wants to boss me around
>"break up"
Other people simply stopped talking to me. No story.
Nowadays I don't seek friends. I know how to talk to people and smile at their jokes but there is no point to even look for friendship.

>>36949543
>but there is no point to even look for friendship.

Why is there no point ?

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>>36949448
exhausting.
I don't fit, and the pretense is absurd
/efforts were made/

>>36949420
I asked the weird ugly girl to prom because I felt so fucking bad for her when it was like 3 days to prom and her name wasnt on the list with anyone yet, at the time i had a gf and we had fun.

>>36949562
This was really nice of you

I said "I love you" and meant it
I've also said "I love you" and not meant it before

>>36949370
cause you'd probably get ass raped in jail

Do it, but don't get caught. Unless you have 10k lying around then send 2 hitmen.

>>36949485
This is literally the only good reason not to. Try to fuck up their lives in any legal way possible.

it went out of business because they ran out of money. Turns out you can't run a bar on welfare

>>36949413
But I've paid for my drinks every time and left a generous tip.

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>>36949356
Do people really like my The Frogs and Feels Tavern Threads that much?

I used to make them almost every night on here and on /b/
I guess they got a lot of traffic,I just kinda stopped a while back, life's been harder recently.
We still do Jameson on the rocks for $1.99

sure, frodo slipped on the ring of power so samwise could pretend it was a rosy cotton on his squat, hobbit dick more easily

>>36949213
Probably not jacked each other off - but I assume they masturbated together.

What do you think Sam meant when he said "share the load"

This is r9k in a goddamn nutshell. You have to put in effort, motherfucker. Did you seriously think anyone in the world just sat down one day and started drawing well without working up to it?

Wow, you're never going to be good unless you go full autism mode on it. This applies to everything basically. Go watch some youtube tutorials and make a schedule and stick to it if you actually want to become good.
I mean, there are no rules basically. Nobody expects anything. Go nuts and draw something that hides how much you suck at first, then slowly move up piece by piece.

Well you can trace porn scenes and give the girls anime eyes and furry ears/tails. I bet that'd look pretty hot.

Poor diet, lack of sleep, maybe allergies.

General sickliness basically

terminal cancer, I'm sorry OP

>>36949053

There's some kind of "circle" on your eyelid.

Get a cotton ball with hydrogen peroxide on it and carefully swab around your eyelid.

If it stings you got some kind of skin rash.

I bet he's a robot.

>>36949048
There goes an_hero, watch him as he goes.

irl izaya orihara

>>36949030
What's wrong with good ol' Rick and Morty? Don't you wanna get schwifty?

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i enjoy chocolate milk, browing reddit, rick and morty, dungeons and dragons, magicka, going to cosplay events, and collecting rick and morty action figures

what about you, anon?

>>36949030
Because it's entertaining, at least as entertaining as seeing people shit on the show. You all remind me of liberals shitting on Trump before he won.

>>36948942
it's fine for a girl and also cute

It technically IS rude if you are using your social anxiety or shyness as an excuse to not follow through on normal socialization.

I get very shy too and can have pretty extreme anxiety (to the point of throwing up). I had to learn to get over myself and if I am going into public, to act as normal as possible. Smile at others, make small chat, etc. It has made me a less shy person. I never let other people suffer for my own problems.

>>36948942
They don't actually they're just being tribalistic and they're trying to push you into further anxiety to isolate you from the tribe.

>>36948871
Not that old dude. I have people who are 30.

And for school, study AT school. Staying at home will make you unmotivated and distracted.

>>36948938
It just feels weird being the "old guy". Everybody my age graduated 2 years ago, and I'll be having classes with 18 year olds who would've been in elementary school when I was graduating high school.

Thanks for the help. Idk if a /uni/gen will actually live long in this time of year

Nobody gives a shit how old you are as long as you can hang with the normies, at least here. Many people try to get into colleges for 2 or 3 years after they graduate high school. I spent that time doing drugs, vidya and working odd jobs, what's the difference. Starting college at 22 was fine, I don't see how it would be different starting later as long as you don't have like a wife and kids.

I actually think there are like minded people all the way to 10 years of age difference from you. After that they're usually in a different stage in their life before or after you so it's hard to find mutual interests.

Like winning.

Because my heirs won't toil and suffer like me to be serfs.

>>36948884
So you consider dying and almost immediately being forgotten to be winning? How sad.

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>>36948811
I have children. Now what?