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What do girls like, how do I keep them appeased?
I finally have a gf and I don't really know what to do.
As an introvert I like my alone time and it's kinda annoying when she keeps texting me random normie shit on reddit, and I feel obliged to reply or she'll probably get offended or something?
I once overheard work colleagues talking about how they bought their boyfriends PS4's and other expensive equipment, with the idea being they get expensive gifts in return. Do I really have to splash out big $$$ on her too? I barely spend money on myself..........
This dating business is crazy and I haven't even considered how to penetrate her yet. At least I'm not kissless/hugless anymore.
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Don't be you.
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>>36949967
Your relationship sounds boring as fuck. Reason why you can't have a normie gf.
Do you even love her?
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>>36949967
Jus b urself
Heh
Hehehe
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>be me
>20 yr old kissless virgin
>wants to have sex, too picky
>disgusted by farts, and anything that has to do with shit. Fell for a ''girls don't poo and fart'' meme when i was a kid
>afraid to have sex because of potential pussy farts and regular farts
>hardcore cognitive dissonance
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>>36949959
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP pfffrtt poot poot pooot putter braaaaaaaaaaaapfts
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>>36949959
Buy a gas mask and put on headphones. Problem - solved
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>>36949959
You're going to be one of those guys who does a 180 in life and end up pushing girls away because you keep asking them to shit in your mouth.
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I hate it when normies think that mental problems can go away by "talking about it and a little bit of therapy"
I just got diagnosed with schizophrenia and the first thing my mom said to me was "you can get better you can get through this I know you can"
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>>36949888
Sorry to hear that anon. I'm bipolar and my dad doesn't even recognize that so I can kind of relate.
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You won't ever fix yourself but you can certainly improve your life and find ways to cope with it
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>>36949888
You CAN get better anon. You can't get cured, by you can reduce the likelihood of psychotic episodes and learn how to spot signs of them in advance, as well as getting help coming to terms with your illness. I am not schizophrenic personally but I am schizoid and schizotypal (diagnosed by an actual therapist). How did you end up getting diagnosed?
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I'm very unfunny and I found out since I was young that the only way for me to make people laugh is to do stupid things so i do stupid things intentionally (pretending to not know basic stuff..)
Im in college and im starting to freak out because some people actually think im an actualy idiot , I know this is very weird but what should I do?
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>>36949836
welp i need help here guys
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>>36949836
A start would be to stop doing stupid things intentionally, if its become a part of your behavioral pattern talk to a shrink about it, I would also sugguest actually telling someone irl that you been doing that.
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>>36949913
its like everyone thinks of me as an idiot now,
if i stop being a retard though none would talk to me since i cant make people laugh/tell jokes/be entertaining etc
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Listen wagie, don't speak to me until I have had my coffee.
*snaps fingers and clicks tongue* WAGESLAVE! GET BACK IN HERE!
Make sure you bring me my bendy straw with my coffee this time, or i'll tell bossman all about your anime feet fetish riddled browsing history.
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>Drinking hot beverages with a plastic straw
Enjoy your xenoestrogens.
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>>36949824
Ahh ahh ahh, little wagie. Look inside my cup, is it empty? Then don't speak another word until i've finished my cup of joe.
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I'd suggest you hurry with sipping that coffee.you could be late for your daily barber reservation
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>2017
>not painting your nails like an alpha
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pls respond to the discussion
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>>36949777
>>36950796
(***farts***)
Sajed
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good trips, looks like the kinda thing a guy in his mid 30s would use when he wants to pretend to still be young but has lost touch with what is cool.
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At what age did you realize you just need to get out of your head every once in a while. Things will fix themselves.
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>>36949743
I'm INTP, I literally can't do that.
I'm autistic when I'm high too.
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>>36949779
Just take it easy bro. A little sativa will probably lighten you up around girls.
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>>36950168
A little sativa just makes me paranoid that I'm gonna get caught, so I shut the fuck up and hunt cops all the time.
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Discuss
http://i.imgur.com/eQU4a2p.jpg
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Chispa!
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>>36949736
did you make this collage? what is the point of it
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Nice one. Really good.
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This classmate (girl) of mine just sent me a voicemail wishing me happy holidays and i'm pretty sure that she just confused me with someone else or something,
Should I respond to her?
What do I say?
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Say thanks but I'm gay
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respond with "Which holidays, it's fucking may"
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>>36949996
Ramadan is in May this year, bitch is probably a sandnigger.
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Is there a bigger soul crushing curse than being a filthy manlet?
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>>36949683
Being in a coma maybe.
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>>36949783
I'd rather be in a coma, as some one above 6', I might get lucky and one of the male nurses will abuse my boi puss while I am completely immobile and unable to resist but still able to feel everything
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>>36949683
>Is there a bigger soul crushing curse than being a filthy manlet?
Find someone on /x/ who can swap our heights (am 6'1")
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This one has many uses so it tends to be my favorite
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I like this one. It has a nice shape to it.
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I named this one "there goes the thread" from a /v/ post that used it
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I'll dump a few, meow meow.
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These threads serve no purpose but they're pretty comfy.
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Is there anything worse than being an IN*P male
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>>36949919
I'm an INFP and I kinda think it would suck being anything else.
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>NTJ
>chaotic evil
I disagree
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My dick and butthole are much darker than the rest of my (rather pale) body.
It looks ditry and I am ashamed of it
Why do I have to be a darklet?
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Bump for dark genitals
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>>36949599
just bleach your asshole
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>>36949730
Can I also bleach my dick?
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Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD which you should buy now at redbubble dot com give me some SHEKELS don't you just love my shirt haha xddddd lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Look at all my emoticons ~ ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched dick... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh Anon just look at me I'm so sad ;; hug me I'm so smol u know I'm only 5 '4 isn't that so cute~ I need a trip how do I make one???!! I hope you don't hit on mee
This is l*terally how ridiculous they sound and look. Retarded faggots should spill their guts
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>>36949541
stOP IT!
Ive'E HAED IT WITH YOR COPAEREPASTA!
get OUTA OF MYA BOARD
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>>36949541
p-pls b in miami
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Please be in Spain.
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Uncle Anon, I can hear you breathing behind me
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>I'm not uncle anon, I'm neighbor anon and you're coming with me
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>say "Fortunately there's a fix for that."
>draw gun
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how the heck do you find these pictures op..