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Is it possible for a guy to turn gay because women want nothing to do with him and he'll never realistically get a gf?
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It's called prison gay and most robots are nowadays. Prison gays are the worst and ruin it for real gays though.
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>>36950370
yes, y e s s
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>>36950370
Super yes.
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Does anyone knows a foolproof/nearly painless way of committing suicide? I want to go and meet Kek, but I'm afraid of failing (like I do on everything) and end up unable to try again.
I live in Brazil.
>inb4 just get outside and get stabbed lmao
I'm not from Rio.
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Inject lighter fluid into your eyes while fisting your fatass grandma
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>>36950332
stop being a pussy and find something worth living for
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>>36950332
Helium asfixiation seems like a comfty suicide. But better yet, just smoke a joint and chill, bro
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>be man
>want sex all the time
>get a hard, pokey thing for sex
>release fluids everywhere once finished
Tfw
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>be loser
>carry around my Yugioh Deck Box
>Older kid scratched it on purpose and it said "Dick Box"
>Everybody made fun of me and told me I had my dick in the box instead of between my legs
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So I'm just supposed to deposit my bodily fluids in your bodily fluid carrier?
The fuck
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>>36950326
Haha that feel when indeed.
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>sister brings home food for us to eat
>she got fried pickles instead of french fries
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>>36950324
Your sister has better taste than you.
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This is why r9k is shit, kids and garbage threads
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>>36950324
That sounds pretty damn good OP.
Never had fried pickles but fried zucchini is based.
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At therapist office doctor is asking me do i want zolof or lexapro, which one isnt a meme
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>>36950292
Go for that zoloft OP
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go with lexapro if you wanna still have an ounce of your old self left
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>>36950374
this
originalooga
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>go to piss
>finish pisssing
>shake my penis a little to knock the excess drops of urine
>think I'm done
>pull up pants
>actually am not done and whiz a little inside my underpants a bit
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"No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants."
-- Stephen King
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do you think this is unique? literally every man has experienced this. probably women too
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>shake
>shake some more
>shake vigorously one last time
>shake
>zip up pants
>go to room and lay in bed
>move legs five minutes later
>piss shoots out of my dick
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>be me
>work in majority hispanic area
>used to only be attracted to asian women
>wasn't really into latinas save for the ones that were my age and weren't fat
>realize that almost all of them have kids
>the white females that frequent are all disgusting old prostitutes and drug addicts
>and the black women are pretty much the same
> the worst the hispanic women really have to offer are just potheads.
but seriously, why they got to be so hot but moms at such a young age and why so many of them get pregnant that early?
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>>36950251
Because men desire them more so they start having sex very early. Most latinas lose their virginity at age 12.
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>>36950251
>moms at such a young age and why so many of them get pregnant that early?
Because catholics don't use contraception
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>>36950447
That too. OP this is a stupid question. In their countries it is normal for them to have unsafe sex at an early age.
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>fembot threads are getting deleted
Mods = gods
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>>36950198
>tfw trying to not let that shit trigger me
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>>36950666
corgan really looks like a an actor who plays evil villains
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>>36950705
found this out today: Villain comes from the Anglo-French and Old French vilain, which itself descends from the Late Latin word villanus, meaning "farmhand", in the sense of someone who is bound to the soil of a villa, which is to say, worked on the equivalent of a plantation in Late Antiquity, in Italy or Gaul
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>Reddit isn't so bad once you unsubscribe from all of the shittiest subreddits like r/funny, r/pics and r/me_irl. In fact, some subreddits are actually pretty nice.
>Coke is better than Pepsi. This is fact.
>Black Mirror is a terrible Twilight Zone ripoff for 40-somethings and pseudo-intellectual college students.
>The Alt-Right is just as toxic as the SJWs they hate so much.
Your turn, /r9k/.
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>>36950191
>Coke is better than Pepsi. This is fact.
Dr Pepper is better
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>Love is just unconscious mommy/daddy issues projected on another person.
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>>36950336
>What people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Anon, then it slowly fades.
Messed up
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Be me
Single
4 out of 10 in looks
North Carolina
Lonely
18 year old Christian male
Find 18 year old Christian girl
7 out of 10 in looks
Her Parents dislike me
My mom is suspicious of her and her family
She is distant but at times sweet
Always loving and kind to literally everyone
Flirts with me via email (clean flirting)
Flirt with her using EXACT SAME WORD (not inappropriate or sexual at all)
Walks everything back, says she hopes I did not find it creepy. gets her brother to contact me
I send reassurance that we are all good
She says nothing
1) does she like me? Friend? More? Less?
2) how do we become more than glorified pen pals? Neither of us are allowed to drive. She cannot come to my house and I cannot go to hers, and we are nearly done with school
3) how the heck do I deal with her wonderful family?
Help me 4chan, you're my only hope.
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Have you tried, uh, asking? She's probably riding Chad's dick, anyways.what's her first name
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>>36950698
Asking what? Asking if we are friends? Lame.
And trust me, this girl is not riding ANYONES dick.
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Sounds like you both are in a serious fundy church. Can she only wear dresses and probably no makeup? She has very long hair and can't cut it? Do you live IN WNC? Just wondering there is a lot of small funday churches in the mountains.
Seems she is worried about what you think of her. Could be a good sign.
As for her parents they just think you want to get in her skirt. They think every guy wants to get in her skirt. What reason do they have not to like you?
Why is your mom suspicious of her and her family? Lots of data missing here.
Anyway there must be some attraction for you or she wouldn't be flirting. You ever been to the website called stuff fundies like? Check it out.
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Tried asking out a girl for the first time today and got rejected.
AMA
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>>36950117
how old are you
ore mine
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Did you remember to say please when asking her out?
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>>36950117
How did you ask her and how well do you know her?
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"Oh poor me, right?"
Fucking shitty ass counselor. I wouldn't be coming to you if my problems made sense or if I knew how to deal with them.
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Your OP really doesn't tell us that much about what happened. Please elaborate.
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That's sorta the point tho, no one can help anyone else with their problems we're all hopelessly on our own no one cares shit's fucked desu
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>>36950136
Oh poor me please elaborate :(
>tfw fell for the weed meme
>smoked every day from age 17-23
>wasted thousands of dollars
>panic attacks
>binge eating
>only desire i had was to get high
RIP to my late teens and early twenties, all for a fucking stupid meme plant.
fuck everything
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>>36950111
That's what you get for smoking when you were still a kid.
I didn't start smoking until I was 20.
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I smoke weed and it makes me happy, but I only smoke about once every 1-5 months. You can smoke and not be addicted, anon. It helps my depression for a bit and I actually do productive things I would never do while high.
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>>36950187
>but I only smoke about once every 1-5 months
So basically never
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2008...
2009...
2010...
2011...
2012...
Those years are the golden age of humanity.
Those years...
Years...
The culture of those years are just so pristine and beautiful, occasionally, it makes me shed a tear from here to there. Let's make an example... I want you to envision me as your favorite teacher, lecturing you about your favorite subject. Let me be the Willy Wonka to your factory that is your mind... Alas I digress...
Let's take Diary of a Wimpy Kid... I bet you can remember yourself watching that, however old you may be, either going to the movie theater to popping a tape into the CD player and kicking back after another hard day in Middle School. I bet you loved Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and hell, you may still to this very day. I guarantee that you remember the first time you saw Chirag talk about the cheese, or the first comic-type cut scene. I bet you loved it. Every last second of it... You remember the heart wrenching moment the movie ended, with you just longing for "just a few more minutes!"... I bet you remember the exact moment you found out about the next 2 movies. Although you may not like the movie, I'm sure as Chirag is Indian you remember, at least.
Am I taking you back? I bet I am.
But what happened to that glorious series? Shit. Shit happened. A new movie? A new book? In 2017, or whatever year you may be reading this on, are polar opposites culturally. You can't bring back the good old days of things from that era, and that is why that time period is the golden age.
1920s?
30's?
40's?
No. 2008 - 2012
I would love to elaborate more on this, but sadly I have run out of characters. I hope you people agree with me, and feel free to post your responses below.
Thank you! Have a beautiful day, /r9k/, I love you
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wtf is diary of a wimpy kid
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>>36950235
I'm 24 and I've heard of it. It's some middle school teen angst bullshit melodrama. I certainly wasn't going to watch that shit.
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>>36950046
Wrong. 2001-2006 was the golden age of humanity.
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Uni thread
Where are you guys gonna be next year?
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where are my Umass lads at?
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>>36950016
Any Buffalo fags?
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Liberty ftw