Do people really get off to snuff films or is it just a meme?
Of course they do. There are 7000 million people on Earth, I'm pretty fucking sure at least some of them get off to sick stuff.
>>36952958
Why the fuck didnt you just use 7 billion?
>>36953088
I don't use ffake numbers
Any other robots keep a diary?
I just started one today.
I started one like a year ago then I realized I had nothing worthwhile to write about except my own depression and loneliness. Lasted about a week before I gave up.
>>36952770
Diary for what purpose?
>>36952770
>be me
>start to write diary
>add a few new entries everyday
>three month later
>read it up
>it's about a delusionnal faggot who has recently put himself into so much shit that he should be put in jail and khs
>delete it and never write another entry
Wanna dry Videl's back?
>>36952756
sure videl
Who? Is she a real person? If she's just another one of your cartoon characters I'm going to have to ask you to stop messaging me.
>>36952756
>implying i'd ever even touch a filthy fucking ningen
Know your place, faggots.
tags: r9k, robot9001, omegler9k, r9komegle
Get in here lads and femanons!
There wouldn't happen to be any Florida femanons on tonight, would there?
>>36952754
I'm a florida femanonnn <333 I'm about to get on
>>36952729
I'm about to get on too. Hopefully there are less faggots on tonight than there were yesterday.
The police is parked outside my house.
what did you do anon?
you can tell me s'ok
>>36952730
>what did you do anon?
They found the loli dungeon
>>36952730
I didn't do anything
They won't go away
Stop joining the server on alts.
You're creepy as fuck. Go away
people like you make me sick
if youre going to kill yourself then do it
Tfw two ynteligunt to join servers
jesus christ rem just give it a rest already
he doesn't want to be your friend leave him alone
>>36952675
>vagueposting on r9k of all fucking places
just go back to facebook, that's not what we do here
>Install Discord
>Join a friend's chatroom
>Join voice chat
>Too shy to say anything
>Sit in the voice chat reticently like an aspie
>Everyone else is talking and having a good time
>"Why's anon so quiet?"
>Leave
Everytime.
>>36952674
far too anxiety ridden to even download discord or try
>>36952674
discord is normie territory.
>join friends discord
>moved to voice channel
>told to use voice chat autist
>banned
nice.
>>36952674
Are there any chat only rooms?
I can't into voice chat but am lonely
Help me bots, I broke up with my gf because I was tired of her shit. I was with her for a year and half, what's the best way to suppress your emotions and stop giving a fuck? I don't want to give into her guilt tripping
Tired of her shit in what way anon? Greentext if necessary but I just want details. :3
>>36952666
>I broke up with my gf
Huh? I'm sorry, can you ask me the question again?
>>36952713
Alright well
>Fall in Love within the first month
>she's the first girl I've ever loved
>Everything is great
>We talk everyday, about everything
>I can be me 100% and so can she
>Take each other's virginity
> We are always together
>I make friends with other chicks from work, nothing serious
>Literally have to work on a project at work with a chick from the office, we do internet for hotels.
>She flips shit when she sees me and her at the office together drawing up network plans.
>We start arguing about stupid shit
>She smokes weed, I hate it but I tolerate for her.
>I get mad at her for going to a friend's house to smoke while other guys were there
>Call her out for her double standards bullshit
>From there on it's just constantly arguing about this same thing
>You don't love me
>why don't you ever say I'm beautiful
>you use to be so much more caring
>I lose the love I had for her, but I can't bring myself to end it
>After talking to brother and dad they convince me it's for the best.
>I visit her and break up with her
>shes constantly trying to tell me she will get better and we can be together again
I'm sorry for the shitty green text I'm really stressed out, I got super sick from being out in the rain for a while and I got to deal with her shit. I still love her, but I can't be in a relationship I don't believe in, she keeps trying to guilt trip me and it's hard to resist. I just want to be angry or feel nothing so I don't have to stress over this. hope this makes sense
Who /still runs around the house making pew pew shwing noises fantasizing about something/ here?
I'm 22, live with my brother, have a job/pay rent, and still do this and get excited as fuck when I'm home alone so I can.
I have like eight or nine running narratives in my head where I act out basically every action of the main, side, and antagonist characters, and it all plays in my head like a cool action movie.
I voice the dialogue, make sound effects with my mouth, all of it. My "sessions" usually last for about 15 minutes
is she 18 yet? so hot.
>>36952669
Also, nearly every time I listen to music, I pretend I'm playing in a talent show at my high school, or in a music video that's uploaded to normiebook for all my fake e-pals to see. I'm usually the vocalist/guitarist, but I act out every band member's little spotlight moment when the camera shows them doing something in a music video
Once upon a time there was a small group of angry boys who chanted MAGA and pretended to own guns and be maximum edgelords. They pretended that they helped meme a president into power, ignoring that a foreign power actually did all the real work. And they patted themselves on the back for the first real perceived accomplishment of their short sad lives.
Then it all fell apart when real life happened, and people started digging into facts and truth, and it made the MAGA boys so mad. So very mad. Livid, in fact. They couldn't understand why this was happening. It must be fake news. Yes, fake news, that's it! Just like the meme!
So for months they denied it and denied it, while Drumpf continued to undermine the United States of America. They supported all his decisions and applauded every criminal action he took, because they perceived that as a win just because liberals didn't like it.
And now the FBI raids begin, and the courts are coming to an end, and the indictments are sealed and ready to go at the right time. The American public is prepared for the inevitable outcome.
And in their final death throws, their only recourse is... to sage. Saging threads on a Chinese anime board. They're faced with the reality that this is in fact the only power they ever had, and a trivial power at that.
It's over now. And the MAGA boys will have a hard time in the coming weeks. But their time is done.
It's over.
>>36952579
You people really are so sad. It's nearly sixth months, how can you possibly still be crying this much. Lol.
is this a reddit comment
I don't understand.
Is it happening??
>"Anon, you're a nut!"
YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
>>36952572
>Roastie, you're a slut.
>>36952572
My grandmother calls people "nutty". I have never heard someone actually say "you're a nut" out loud unless they're fucking 70. The amount of failure in your entire fucking piddly-ass comment is so high, your grandchildren are going to end up as fat, sacks of NEET shit like you anon. No one does this, you're a liar who probably hasn't left his house in a fucking decade because you're too fat to fit through the god damn door. Save yourself the trouble of coming up with a weak ass beta-male reply and just fucking shoot yourself, if you can even reach a gun over the mountains of fat, piss bottles, and retardation that make up the "person" that is you.
I don't understand why all of you are so depressed over being single. I'm 22 now, never dated because high school girls were whores and college just made them proud of it. I have a reasonable enough desk job and live alone, and don't really feel too much crushing loneliness as a lot of you describe. Though I do go out with my buddies every now and then when we're not too lazy just texting.
Now of course I do think many girls are attractive, pic related is a nice qt, but actually entering a relationship with them just seems like too much of a pain as I would probably have to financially support them and deal with their drama.
Am I psychotic and emotionless or are all of you oversensitive?
I'm more annoyed that I don't have a choice.
I think a decent bit of people here are over sensitive. As long as I have enough time and money to support my hobbies I could care less about a gf and I'm the same age.
But different stokes for different folks, I'm not one to judge someone because they're lonely.
>why are you all depressed about this specific thing you care about but that i have no interest in?
real thinker
Ayo, why do white boys like black girls now?
>>36952468
My dude that nigger is clearly a 50yo MtF tranny. Delete this
>>36952468
Because the white race is irredeemably fucked beyond all repair. So why fight a losing battle?
>>36952468
Because they realized that white men with black women is the purest love of all.
I want to write a book but I have no ideas, any ideas robots? I can write about pretty much anything.
>>36952457
Write about how you can write about anything, but make sure it's really good.
>>36952457
Notes From Underground but more modern and also cyberpunk.
Write a book about conflicts of interest and corruption in science and medicine.
>you're so sweet anon! how in the world are you single?
do people actually say things like that to you? must be nice
at least you talked to a girl
the only female I've talked to in my life is my mum
>>36952432
Kill yourself normalfag. I fucking hate your faggot ass