Is 2017 the worst year for anyone else? What happened?
Every year is the worst year from now on.
>>36953184
I tried to commit suicide by ingesting nicotine. I only became violently ill. Next time I will hang myself.
>>36953572
anything in particular?
this fucking meme drought isn't helping either
sick of this autistic spongebob chicken / fidget spinner nonsense
I have a part time-minimum wage job as a casual stocktaker. I can't do it forever but don't know what to do next. I've always been meaning to research alternate paths but I always procrastinate.
I wouldn't min something as long as it's comfy.
perhaps managing a CCTV system or even working in an office cubicle. I've heard those jobs can be bad but I think I might be able to cope by keeping my mind on other things.
>>36953159
>Got Any Plans for the future?
Yes
>>36953322
care to elaborate anon?
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I'm going WWOOFing for the next year (work in a farm 4-5 hours a day for food and bed)
Then I don't know. I might literally become a monk
>gf agrees to let me lick her butthole this evening
>fucking yes so excited
>hold one babe i gottago to the bathroom. i havent pooped all day
>she proceeds to take the hugest water plopping shit ive ever heard come out of her
Why do bitches DO THIS SHIT!?
she's testing your love for her OP.
>>36953155
I don't think you're really into it fampai just throw in the towel and go back to missionary.
Leave the butt stuff to the real perverts.
>>36953155
It shouldn't phase you. You know poo comes out of there. Tell her to clean up then bend her over and go to town my man.
>*huff...huff...*
>I'm...here for practice...coach...
>*WHEEZE*
What do you do?
>>36953138
Get off my board you disgusting fuck REEEEEEEE
>>36953894
but she's so hot when she's fattened up like this
>>36954086
I require sauce, anon, NOW
>Be me, now in 9th grade
>One year ago
>Have annoying af liberal History Teacher
>There was an entire fucking week dedicated to the history of feminism and the teacher kept trying to indoctrinate us into her point of view
>One time I tried to dismiss the wage gap with actual facts and got detention
>She grades leniently, so I still got an easy A
>On the school website, her profile pictures is her with her husband, holding a baby
>The baby look to be about 1 year old.
> Apparently that baby ended up dying the year before
>She was having another baby during last year which ended up being a miscarriage.
>She took a maternity leave for the last part of my 8th grade year.
>Ironic, because she said that most women don't stop working because they have a baby in her list of "facts"
>gets email from school administration.
>That baby was a miscarriage too.
>fuck
> I actually felt bad for a liberal for the first time
>She lost 3 babies in 2 years
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>post comments about any time that you actually unironically felt bad for a liberal, it should be interesting.
>Now in 9th grade
moooooooods
>Be me, now in 9th grade
MODS
O
D
S
Why do kids even come here
NAME SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT YOU MOTHER TO FIND IN YOUR ROOM
NEKKID GRANDMA
STEVE WHAT ARE MY CUM JUGS
the cum spice racks
>sending message to 13yo sister
>need to select photo from camera roll to show her something I bought
>app lags a bit and accidentally select some incest loli instead
>it sends as soon as the picture was selected
>tfw
>>36952986
How did she respond, yo?
>>36953074
She didn't. I think I should say I got hacked.
>>36952986
ah, the daily "I was lewd with my sister" larp thread. No screenshot from two phones in the OP?
Also original meme art or exploitable meme content. All for sharing and renovation of our galleries.
Here is mine
>>36952984
i made this a while back it wqas iriginal
>>36953069
That dick is a fucking meme
Crop it out
Fucking kek
i have some thingalings
Is this girl pretty enough to date?
>>36952955
Yeah, about a 8/10
not 2D so shit
this is probably you too so fuck off back to instagram
who cares? if you like her then she's good enough
she's like a 7 minimum anyway
Just by looking you can tell a coal burner
Ya, I'm gonna need sauce right now.
... What? Tell a coal burner what?
what's the problem with white girls dating black guys? Why does it bother you that much? nobody's stopping you from dating a girl from another race or dating anyone at all
At what point does it become necessary to be rude to people?
I'm only rude/ironic with bossy people, fuck those faggots. I'm usually very kind and try to help people out with whatever they need
>>36952936
>rude/ironic
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>36952911
When they are assholes
Fight fire with fire
Come on in NEETs, your daily haircut is waiting for you.
>>36952878
>not giving yourself a buzzcut
Grandmother telling me to get a haircut when she sees me post on facebook.
Dad doing the same.
Mom comes to my apartment to talk and say hello, stupid shit, she says the same thing.
I came here, 3 separate haircut threads.
FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLES. I DONT WANT ONE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36953007
All good neeties need their daily haircut, don't you know anon?
Did YOU just SERIOUSLY try and LITERALLY and ACTUALLY tried SPEAKING to ME before IVE had MY coffee?
>>36952839
did you just seriously try to force a meme
origiovanni
>>36952891
giovanni was my favorite gym leader
this is now an old school pokemon thread
>16 pokemon types
>16 MBTI personalities
which type corresponds to which personality r9k? INTJ is dark obviosuly
>>36952891
coffee pepe isn't a forced meme, it's just a 1-2 week fad at the most.
>be me
>friends with robot just coming off of 7 year cough syrup addiction
>used to work as a production assistant (glorified assistant for low pay) in hollywood until he got blackballed due to being a crazy robot addicted to cough syrup
>after being homeless for 6 months and shitposting on facebook about his rich parents the whole time, moves in with his rich parents
>half ass attempts suicide at least 4 times
>got evicted from his parents after 6 months
>moved in with his schizophrenic uncle 2 states away and got sober
>kicked out of uncle's place
>moves back in with parents
>still thinks he's going to be a famous movie director even though he hasn't worked in 6 years
>he bought a gun
>essentially a NEET 32 year old who spends his whole day shitposting selfies with snapchat filters (40 a day)
I'm honestly waiting until he ends up making the news for going on a shooting spree
>>36952820
>cough syrup addiction
Is this a meme? How do you get addicted to cough syrup? Then again I don't get how people get addicted to anything.
>>36952820
It's Sam Hyde isn't it
>>36953154
apparently if you drink enough, you start to see shit. but it takes an entire bottle. so he drank an entire bottle a day for 7 years.
mah-ee-ah hee
mah-ee-ah hoo
mah-ee-ah ha
mah-ee-ah HAHA
>>36952813
so stupid but it got a laugh out of me from remembering, thanks anon
Christ, I can remember being a young kid watching this video on my grandparent's old PC. The early 2000's feel like ancient history.
>>36952813
>this was over 10 years ago
Kill me.